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@madelyn-g.bsky.social
wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social & @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
what i gotta do to get y’all to do a show in salt lake city?
July 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Get in, losers
May 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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just remember that once Hamburger Helper made a rap album and it was really good

soundcloud.com/hamburgerhel...
WATCH THE STOVE
Hottest mixtape in the kitchens.
soundcloud.com
February 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Ma is smarter than y’all
Remember all those federal employees being fired for no reason, have homes, and families, and buy from
Businesses you
May own! We have a responsibility to
Others! Shame on the reckless immoral billionaires!
February 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Remember all those federal employees being fired for no reason, have homes, and families, and buy from
Businesses you
May own! We have a responsibility to
Others! Shame on the reckless immoral billionaires!
February 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My grandma told me to post this @mauames.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Sir please be careful with that long-running tv show from the early 2000s, that ones load-bearing
February 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Interrupt me at your own risk I will start this WHOLE story over just to remember what I was gonna say next
January 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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National Day of Mourning for our moral injury!
January 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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When I go on a web-site I will ALWAYS select “do not sell my personal information” and also I carry a card in my wallet that says I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING MURDERED
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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when your cat crawls onto your lap and starts purring and you have that moment of “wow…..this non-human creature and i are mutually making each other happy just by holding each other….” it’s like. maybe life is worth living on this bitch of an earth
January 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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There are some key differences yes
January 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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My cat just kicked my ass in Sorry.
January 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Good thing the cat bed I bought came in a box or he'd have nowhere to sleep.
January 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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10 days later and my embroidery project is finally finished! 🧶🧵🪡
#embroidery #stitched
January 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
January 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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January is not the month for resolutions. We’re all sick, exhausted, cold, broke, depressed and back at work against our will. January *is* the month for outrageous Victorian self-care rituals, because who needs a new gym membership when you can just take a good turn about the room for your agonies.
January 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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He's not just an exploding car salesman and the unelected President, he's also the Surgeon General.
January 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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most of the time when someone says something is "countless" it's actually something that you could count
January 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
belated christmas cats !
January 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM