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Mlle Kelly
@madamekelkel.bsky.social
Hello there. I like antiques, pottery, romance +HEA mandatory, space operas, and YOU (well, most of you)😉💕💕
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A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Demons dont exist.
Costumes arent recruitment.
Its always ok to punch a nazi.
And refuse them service.
October 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”

Cities:
August 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Amazing and spot on!
quickly! kiss me so these cops/guards don't think we're up to anything nefarious!! no--i fear no other ruse could possibly fool them it's gotta be the kissing thing
Favorite romance microtrope, go!

Mine: someone gets pushed into a pond or fountain.
July 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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one of my all-time favorite histroms, I re-read it every year. Rafe, a gruff-buff bare knuckle boxer, an elderly bulldog, and a trainer masquerading as an Esquire need to plan the perfect wedding for Clio, the woman Rafe has always loved. But she's marrying HIS BROTHER

1.99

amzn.to/4kNVK43
Say Yes to the Marquess: Castles Ever After
After eight years of waiting for Piers Brandon, the wandering Marquess of Granville, to set a wedding date, Clio Whitmore has had enough. She's inherited a castle, scraped together some pride, and…
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June 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Lmao 🥰 Cynthia Nixon www.instagram.com/reel/DK-aPsy...
June 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Squirrelwood is an amazing Sanctuary doing amazing things. Please take a few to donate! 💕
May 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Happy Derek Craven Day to all who celebrate! 👓 💕#romancelandia
February 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Happy Lunar New Year! 🐍 May the year of the snake be the moment when you finally shed your skin, press your heart against the earth, and figure out how to unhinge your jaw so that you can devour your enemies, bones and all. 🌙
January 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Why is this so accurate!?!
A bop lowkey 🔥
January 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Turning half the planet into data centers just to reinvent the concept of imaginary friends
December 27, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Three spirits
“You will be visited by three romance spirits”
December 25, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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On the left, my image. On the right, the Al image that was clearly trained on, and designed to plagiarize, my image.

All Al generated imagery is inherently theft. It's unethical, environmentally disastrous, and does irreparable harm to both artists and society.
December 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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Who knew that advanced surveillance technology just meant that each day the shooter doesn't come forward, we will continue to be served photos of new guys in nice jackets with increasingly more impressive eyebrows?
December 8, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Back in 2013, we had the distinct privilege of working with bassist and composer Robert Black to bring his dream project POSSESSED to fruition. Recorded and filmed in the Moab Desert, it’s a lasting tribute to his tireless curiosity and creativity. robertblackbass.bandcamp.com/album/posses...
December 5, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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I'm calling the guy Snake Plissken now cause mf clearly escaped from New York
Lol the NYPD says they have “reason to believe” that the person of interest in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO has left New York City. They have no idea where he is.
December 6, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Here's your daily reminder that bookstores keep the love of reading alive — but they also keep neighborhoods beautiful. They are places to gather, to celebrate stories, to find community.

Please do your holiday shopping at your local independent bookstore, if you are lucky enough to still have one.
December 3, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Parsley can be used to season your Thanksgiving stuffing and soup. Vicente and his coworkers are hard at work harvesting the crop. They tell us the repetitive work is very hard on the body and takes skill to do at the rapid pace needed. #WeFeedYou
November 23, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Holiday time. Decorating the barn. We will do both ornaments on the tree and wall. $10 donation to add ornaments to the wall. If you’d like to add a real ornament to the tree, or gift cards send to SES 1994 State Route 17K Montgomery NY 12549. More details below 🧵
November 25, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I loved this book SOOOO much! 💕
The Finest Print is included in this beautiful roundup, and I couldn't be happier for Belle and Ethan 🥰 What an honor to see my book in the Washington Post! Thank you @kalyanisaxena.bsky.social for including my working class man and his morbid little genius! 😍 #romancelandia
oh hey! are you desperate to get your hands on a sexy romance novel that will distract you from ✨everything else ✨ going on?

well I’ve got a round up of eight romance novels out today with @washingtonpost.com just for you 💖🥵📚🧿✍️

www.washingtonpost.com/books/2024/1...
November 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Can’t wait!! I adore the hand holding on this cover!
I can finally show everyone my ZOMROMCOM cover! It captures the fun, funny, romantic, action-y, and slightly goofy tone of my book so perfectly, and I can't stop staring at it. I hope you love it too!

AMZ: go.oliviadade.com/Zamz
Other vendors: go.oliviadade.com/Zprh
Goodreads: go.oliviadade.com/Zgr
November 19, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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do i think romance has a lot to reckon with? Yes. but I also think this is a genre that honors the importance of meaningful human relationships and joy. So here's an episode about howe we're feeling now 💔

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Comfort reads and finding solace in romance — Fated Mates
Like many people, we don't know what to say this week, and whatever we might have said probably wouldn't have been very eloquent, so we've decided to talk about something we know about: Comfort readin...
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November 13, 2024 at 12:26 PM