Madame Fab
@madamefab.bsky.social
🇨🇦 A fighter in these streets. Part of the resistance. Humourless feminist, clearly. Clearly. Indigenous rights and Reconciliation. DEI or bust. Traveller. Theatre junkie. Fashion icon. Aspiring fit person.
"Brilliant!" - my mom
"Brilliant!" - my mom
I am once again begging the manufacturers of sports bras to do better than removable cups that ball up while being washed to resemble some sort of polterboob.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I am once again begging the manufacturers of sports bras to do better than removable cups that ball up while being washed to resemble some sort of polterboob.
I'm startled by the number of people posting "Lest We Forget" while openly championing fascist regimes and ideals.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I'm startled by the number of people posting "Lest We Forget" while openly championing fascist regimes and ideals.
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
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People who watch videos in public without headphones are a menace and I will angrily die on this hill
August 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
People who watch videos in public without headphones are a menace and I will angrily die on this hill
I am "should I have car tweezers?" years old
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I am "should I have car tweezers?" years old
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
Marriage equality is on the line. Women's rights set back decades. The president can commit crimes knowing he is safe from prosecution.
And I am reminded that SCOTUS was up for grabs in 2016, but some people were fine with "or bust". Remember Susan Sarandon saying "let it burn"?
It's burning.
And I am reminded that SCOTUS was up for grabs in 2016, but some people were fine with "or bust". Remember Susan Sarandon saying "let it burn"?
It's burning.
August 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Marriage equality is on the line. Women's rights set back decades. The president can commit crimes knowing he is safe from prosecution.
And I am reminded that SCOTUS was up for grabs in 2016, but some people were fine with "or bust". Remember Susan Sarandon saying "let it burn"?
It's burning.
And I am reminded that SCOTUS was up for grabs in 2016, but some people were fine with "or bust". Remember Susan Sarandon saying "let it burn"?
It's burning.
The hubris and unmitigated gall of this Maine state senator in this "proposal". How dare a politician in a fascist country—whose only freedom is being able to shoot one another with very little consequence—lecture us about rights and freedoms. Go to fuck, you gormless choad, you witless cocksplat. 
August 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The hubris and unmitigated gall of this Maine state senator in this "proposal". How dare a politician in a fascist country—whose only freedom is being able to shoot one another with very little consequence—lecture us about rights and freedoms. Go to fuck, you gormless choad, you witless cocksplat. 
Nice narrative you've got there. Sure be a shame if some truth happened to it.
August 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Nice narrative you've got there. Sure be a shame if some truth happened to it.
How old is too old to have some random guy showing up in your DMs? because I would like it to be today years old. 
a woman says you weren 't invited in front of her
ALT: a woman says you weren 't invited in front of her
media.tenor.com
August 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
How old is too old to have some random guy showing up in your DMs? because I would like it to be today years old. 
Every new post out of America – not including legacy news media, of course – describes some new horror from the Trump administration and says "We are slipping ever closer to fascism."
And I'm wondering what they think the tipping point is. America has been a fascist state for a minute.
And I'm wondering what they think the tipping point is. America has been a fascist state for a minute.
August 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every new post out of America – not including legacy news media, of course – describes some new horror from the Trump administration and says "We are slipping ever closer to fascism."
And I'm wondering what they think the tipping point is. America has been a fascist state for a minute.
And I'm wondering what they think the tipping point is. America has been a fascist state for a minute.
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No way should they have this behind a paywall, but here's a gift link. These numbers are still impossible to comprehend.
No way should they have this behind a paywall, but here's a gift link. These numbers are still impossible to comprehend.
60,000 Gazans have been killed. 18,500 were children. These are their names.
Palestinian children have been killed at a rate of more than one per hour since the war began.
wapo.st
July 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
wapo.st/3IRLZn6
No way should they have this behind a paywall, but here's a gift link. These numbers are still impossible to comprehend.
No way should they have this behind a paywall, but here's a gift link. These numbers are still impossible to comprehend.
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Turns out the best way to make a deal to get out of your child sex trafficking conviction is to have one of your clients get elected president.
July 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Turns out the best way to make a deal to get out of your child sex trafficking conviction is to have one of your clients get elected president.
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“Officials in the Donald Trump administration discussed loaning the oil-rich province of Alberta hundreds of millions of dollars to help it become independent from Canada, a prominent separatist is claiming.”
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
www.desmog.com/2025/07/22/t...
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
www.desmog.com/2025/07/22/t...
Trump Officials Discussed $500M Alberta Independence Loan, Separatist Claims
Private details from a Washington D.C., meeting about Alberta becoming the 51st state was revealed at a separatism event attended by DeSmog.
www.desmog.com
July 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“Officials in the Donald Trump administration discussed loaning the oil-rich province of Alberta hundreds of millions of dollars to help it become independent from Canada, a prominent separatist is claiming.”
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
www.desmog.com/2025/07/22/t...
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
www.desmog.com/2025/07/22/t...
There are none so blind as a man looking right at the thing you said was right there as he asks, "Right where?"
July 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
There are none so blind as a man looking right at the thing you said was right there as he asks, "Right where?"
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You think it’s about taking joy in the misery of others… because of how we have been socialized to protect the wealthy
July 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You think it’s about taking joy in the misery of others… because of how we have been socialized to protect the wealthy
@mark-carney.bsky.social is pulling some colonial bullshit right now. I understand the need to strengthen an economy that is not reliant on trade with the US. But undermining FPIC and Indigenous sovereignty isn't the way.
July 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@mark-carney.bsky.social is pulling some colonial bullshit right now. I understand the need to strengthen an economy that is not reliant on trade with the US. But undermining FPIC and Indigenous sovereignty isn't the way.
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“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.
July 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.
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“… furthermore SIR i will be canceling my lifetime tickle membership”
July 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“… furthermore SIR i will be canceling my lifetime tickle membership”
Listen.
I'm not saying that gathering every billionaire on earth (possible exemptions for Warren Buffet and Mackenzie Scott - TBD) and incarcerating them at Alligator Alcatraz would solve all of the world's problems. What I am saying is that we won't know unless we try.
I'm not saying that gathering every billionaire on earth (possible exemptions for Warren Buffet and Mackenzie Scott - TBD) and incarcerating them at Alligator Alcatraz would solve all of the world's problems. What I am saying is that we won't know unless we try.
July 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Listen.
I'm not saying that gathering every billionaire on earth (possible exemptions for Warren Buffet and Mackenzie Scott - TBD) and incarcerating them at Alligator Alcatraz would solve all of the world's problems. What I am saying is that we won't know unless we try.
I'm not saying that gathering every billionaire on earth (possible exemptions for Warren Buffet and Mackenzie Scott - TBD) and incarcerating them at Alligator Alcatraz would solve all of the world's problems. What I am saying is that we won't know unless we try.
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Frum: What a tariff is, is the equivalent of hitting yourself in the head. And he’s saying to the world: “We will not stop hitting ourselves in the head unless you all agree to hit yourselves in the head.”
July 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Frum: What a tariff is, is the equivalent of hitting yourself in the head. And he’s saying to the world: “We will not stop hitting ourselves in the head unless you all agree to hit yourselves in the head.”
I was on a date with my husband and we overheard the conversation of the couple next to us. Dude was explaining something mathematical to her at very great length.
"I have my masters degree in exactly this," she said to him.
"Oh, I'm not saying you're *wrong*," he said. (He was saying that.)
"I have my masters degree in exactly this," she said to him.
"Oh, I'm not saying you're *wrong*," he said. (He was saying that.)
July 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I was on a date with my husband and we overheard the conversation of the couple next to us. Dude was explaining something mathematical to her at very great length.
"I have my masters degree in exactly this," she said to him.
"Oh, I'm not saying you're *wrong*," he said. (He was saying that.)
"I have my masters degree in exactly this," she said to him.
"Oh, I'm not saying you're *wrong*," he said. (He was saying that.)
I am begging every political and non-political organization in Canada to donate to this woman's campaign to pull off the second funniest thing to happen in Canadian politics this year. #NeverPoilievre
July 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I am begging every political and non-political organization in Canada to donate to this woman's campaign to pull off the second funniest thing to happen in Canadian politics this year. #NeverPoilievre
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If Jeff Bezos can afford to rent Venice for a $50 million wedding, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.
June 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If Jeff Bezos can afford to rent Venice for a $50 million wedding, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.