Am I a little mad that people don’t trust my cooking? Yes. What else can I do beside prove it?? Bitch try it ;)

Love how I’m just known as the “friend with big tits and tattoos” 💀🖤

Things are moving fast. I’m hearing reports that Drake has been arrested, presumably for protesting the Canada tariffs. It’s unclear why he was protesting them at a high school though

man, i picked a hell of a time to quit vaping

I believe the general internet tradition on these kinds of things is well known.

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I skipped all the coverage of the inauguration. I knew the ending already. Ruined the whole movie for me.

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

something that is becoming clear tonight (hanging out with less online people) is that my mental health is dramatically worse than theirs at the moment

we’ll see how things play out as we adjust to our new, awful reality but I may need to reevaluate my relationship to online

My lame ass doesn’t have the correct console to play marvel rivals. So I’m stuck playing #overwatch which I truly don’t mind. Just would love to find some homies to squad with though. 👀🤔

You ever get stressed, and then momentarily forget what it is you're stressed about, and then get stressed that you're forgetting something you're supposed to be stressed about?

Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing

Yo they didn’t even wait till midnight to ban tik tok. Im stuck at work and open the app up at like 8pm to get the notification that it’s banned. We live in some crazy fucking times….

Balloonerism is gonna make me cry I can tell.

We posting animal pics?? Sunny says hi! 🖤

Fortunately/unfortunately I’m such a huge lover girl. 😌🥲