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Departmento Loretorum on YouTube. Your favorite reply guy’s favorite reply guy. He/him. Boyfriend of @yabloko.bsky.social

https://youtube.com/@departmentoloretorum?si=kczrNLQtujkE5j5k
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In today’s video we’re diving into the warp and going over 10 tips for how to create your own custom chaos warband! Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/5RZdkvyTouU?...
10 Tips For Creating Your Own Custom Chaos Warband
YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum
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Now the video is out I can post the Rainbow Warrior art I did for use in it (and for the thumbnail). Wanted to do something that both fit in with the modern vibe of 40k, but was also harking back to the Rogue Trader days.

Which I of course interpreted to mean 'beakie primaris'.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
So the best way to destroy an AI is to just read Vogon poetry to it
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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In today’s video we’re diving into the warp and going over 10 tips for how to create your own custom chaos warband! Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/5RZdkvyTouU?...
10 Tips For Creating Your Own Custom Chaos Warband
YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
In today’s video we’re diving into the warp and going over 10 tips for how to create your own custom chaos warband! Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/5RZdkvyTouU?...
10 Tips For Creating Your Own Custom Chaos Warband
YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This is how almost everything in Warhammer 40k works
how I assume Necromunda in 40k works
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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how I assume Necromunda in 40k works
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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i do think “call of duty black ops 7 uses ai generated art” is about the best encapsulation of the slop phenomenon you can get
Ubisoft and Treyarch resorting to regurgitative AI in their big $70 “AAA” games is simply pathetic.

The lack of integrity, the lack of dignity, the lack of pride. Sure, it’s all expected, but nonetheless miserably *pathetic* to witness.

Have some fucking self respect for once.
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Unprecedented? Sounds like the average Dark Souls co-op experience to me
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Unprecedented? Sounds like the average Dark Souls co-op experience to me
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Talking with people in the office about movies that they’ve watched that you’ve never even heard of makes you realize that there’s a whole Coworker Cinematic Universe out there under our noses
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Guys it’s literally friday
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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In today’s video I’m reviewing each Warhammer 40k factions poster boy army, seeing if and how they’ve changed over the years, and going over if I think they’re the best pick for a mascot. Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/dhxYMGWISi8?...
Reviewing Every Warhammer 40K Factions Poster Boy
YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
In today’s video I’m reviewing each Warhammer 40k factions poster boy army, seeing if and how they’ve changed over the years, and going over if I think they’re the best pick for a mascot. Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/dhxYMGWISi8?...
Reviewing Every Warhammer 40K Factions Poster Boy
YouTube video by Departmento Loretorum
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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reminded me of a matt groening "life is hell" comic strip about very stupid kid at school trying to come across as a brainiac via slinging insults like 'you are in fact a grade A piece of what is to be known as prime baloney'
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The 4 bionicle movies were an inspired pick, your holiness
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I gotta say, out of all the possible movies he could have picked I didn’t expect him to go with Godfather 3 and all of the Jaws sequels
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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The villain incredulously says there‘s no way Bond could have survived that. Bond raises his eyebrow, smirks, and issues a one liner.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Elon’s angrily looking through his 2012 meme folder for a response as we speak
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
1. That is not the Iliad

2. He’s totally just basing his ideas on the Iliad off of the movie Troy, right?
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:

One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing

And then you'll say. Wait a second.

Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
might fuck around and become a Cute Socks Guy
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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“Everyone is 12” theory is canonical in Warhammer 40k when it comes to space marines
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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The fact that Elon apparently doesn’t have a single person in his life who cares about him enough to tell him that this is transparently pathetic illustrates Oates’s point better than any book or movie ever could. He so separated from humanity that he doesn’t even have access to basic compassion
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM