Alex Blanchard (they/them)
@maczander.bsky.social
English by birth, Glaswegian by choice.
Data Analyst, runner. Play touch rugby, magic the gathering, trumpet, video games, and TTRPGs.
All views unfortunately my own.
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Data Analyst, runner. Play touch rugby, magic the gathering, trumpet, video games, and TTRPGs.
All views unfortunately my own.
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 💛🤍💜🖤
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if you see this, do it!
- name: Ryan
- pronouns: he/him
- height: 5’7
- sexuality: Gay
- sign: Taurus
- piercings: 0
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Blue
- fav drink: wine 🍷
- fav animal: polar bears 🐻❄️
- mbti - i don’t know what this is 😂😭
- name: Ryan
- pronouns: he/him
- height: 5’7
- sexuality: Gay
- sign: Taurus
- piercings: 0
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Blue
- fav drink: wine 🍷
- fav animal: polar bears 🐻❄️
- mbti - i don’t know what this is 😂😭
if you see this, do it!
- name: Pete
- pronouns: he/him
- height: 6'
- sexuality: Gay
- sign: cancerian
- piercings: 1
- tattoos: 2
- fav colour: Blue/ Purple
- fav drink: coffee
- fav animal: Cats
- mbti - is a nonsense test, but I'm an introvert for what it's worth 😁
- name: Pete
- pronouns: he/him
- height: 6'
- sexuality: Gay
- sign: cancerian
- piercings: 1
- tattoos: 2
- fav colour: Blue/ Purple
- fav drink: coffee
- fav animal: Cats
- mbti - is a nonsense test, but I'm an introvert for what it's worth 😁
If you see this, do it!
- name: Alex
- pronouns: they/them
- height: 191cm
- sexuality: Androsexual
- sign: I can't do BSL 😅
- piercings: 3
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Purple
- fav drink: Cider/Orangeade
- fav animal: Penguin
- mbti: ?
- name: Alex
- pronouns: they/them
- height: 191cm
- sexuality: Androsexual
- sign: I can't do BSL 😅
- piercings: 3
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Purple
- fav drink: Cider/Orangeade
- fav animal: Penguin
- mbti: ?
Halloween DILF Zombieboy look. Really proud of how this ended up looking. Best bit was scaring the kids in Queen Street on the way to pre drinks 😂
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Halloween DILF Zombieboy look. Really proud of how this ended up looking. Best bit was scaring the kids in Queen Street on the way to pre drinks 😂
Had a wonderful time at #PrideInTouch a wee while back. Missing the Madrid heat back on Scotland now 😭
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Had a wonderful time at #PrideInTouch a wee while back. Missing the Madrid heat back on Scotland now 😭
Not sure where else to boast about this, but it's not everyday you find out (all three pixels of) you're included in the postcode lottery sports brochure 👀
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Not sure where else to boast about this, but it's not everyday you find out (all three pixels of) you're included in the postcode lottery sports brochure 👀
For those in the US
1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so.
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I am getting multiple reports that the Trump admin is NOT complying with the court order requiring passport updates for transgender people.
Some passport agencies are being told not to give trans people passports with their correct gender marker, for now.
Some passport agencies are being told not to give trans people passports with their correct gender marker, for now.
June 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
For those in the US
Rosie Jones once 'liked' a suggestion I made to her about somewhere to get art
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Rosie Jones once 'liked' a suggestion I made to her about somewhere to get art
Barcelona for 6 nights. See you soon, Glasgow!
June 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Barcelona for 6 nights. See you soon, Glasgow!
The face of someone leaving academia!
May 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
The face of someone leaving academia!
The Pokémon that runs this account
May 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The Pokémon that runs this account
List of games that have made me cry (Updated 2025):
Lost Odyssey
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Got to the end of the Abandoned Battlefield 😭
Lost Odyssey
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Got to the end of the Abandoned Battlefield 😭
May 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
List of games that have made me cry (Updated 2025):
Lost Odyssey
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Got to the end of the Abandoned Battlefield 😭
Lost Odyssey
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Got to the end of the Abandoned Battlefield 😭
Yoooooo I got offered the job 🥳
May 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Yoooooo I got offered the job 🥳
Got the nailses did 💅🏻
May 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Got the nailses did 💅🏻
Did I just audibly moan on walking into the warm sunshine on my lunch break? Maybe 😬
April 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Did I just audibly moan on walking into the warm sunshine on my lunch break? Maybe 😬
Job interview time! Let's gooo
April 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Job interview time! Let's gooo
The only time I don't mind being a pussy magnet
April 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The only time I don't mind being a pussy magnet
Having a wonderful time in the Lakes for Easter with the family. As adorable as he is, the dog isn't mine, unfortunately. Seconds before the cows in the field started coming over to us 👀
April 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Having a wonderful time in the Lakes for Easter with the family. As adorable as he is, the dog isn't mine, unfortunately. Seconds before the cows in the field started coming over to us 👀
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Irish band Kneecap at Coachella.
April 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Irish band Kneecap at Coachella.
Reposted by Alex Blanchard (they/them)
They're going after Parkrun again, you know, that event where lots of people of all ages, abilities and genders run around a local park and it not, in any form, a race?
April 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
They're going after Parkrun again, you know, that event where lots of people of all ages, abilities and genders run around a local park and it not, in any form, a race?
Reposted by Alex Blanchard (they/them)
Katy is right about this, as usual, and further, what this ruling does it basically make it unsafe to be a non-feminine woman, or one who doesn't meet the beauty standard generally, in public. It's a movement to push women back into the domestic sphere.
Here is Graham Linehan calling for people to physically attack trans women who dare to continue using public facilities
You know "Gender Critical" people are never going to stop getting more and more hateful and extreme
I'm not going to stop even if he threatens to kill or rape me
You know "Gender Critical" people are never going to stop getting more and more hateful and extreme
I'm not going to stop even if he threatens to kill or rape me
April 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Katy is right about this, as usual, and further, what this ruling does it basically make it unsafe to be a non-feminine woman, or one who doesn't meet the beauty standard generally, in public. It's a movement to push women back into the domestic sphere.
Reposted by Alex Blanchard (they/them)
If you don't like our trans inclusive stance, don't visit. It's not like you've been visiting anyway, keep that up.
April 17, 2025 at 9:47 AM
If you don't like our trans inclusive stance, don't visit. It's not like you've been visiting anyway, keep that up.
If you see this, do it!
- name: Alex
- pronouns: they/them
- height: 191cm
- sexuality: Androsexual
- sign: I can't do BSL 😅
- piercings: 3
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Purple
- fav drink: Cider/Orangeade
- fav animal: Penguin
- mbti: ?
- name: Alex
- pronouns: they/them
- height: 191cm
- sexuality: Androsexual
- sign: I can't do BSL 😅
- piercings: 3
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Purple
- fav drink: Cider/Orangeade
- fav animal: Penguin
- mbti: ?
if you see this, do it!
- name: Ryan
- pronouns: he/him
- height: 5’7
- sexuality: Gay
- sign: Taurus
- piercings: 0
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Blue
- fav drink: wine 🍷
- fav animal: polar bears 🐻❄️
- mbti - i don’t know what this is 😂😭
- name: Ryan
- pronouns: he/him
- height: 5’7
- sexuality: Gay
- sign: Taurus
- piercings: 0
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Blue
- fav drink: wine 🍷
- fav animal: polar bears 🐻❄️
- mbti - i don’t know what this is 😂😭
if you see this, do it!
- name: Pete
- pronouns: he/him
- height: 6'
- sexuality: Gay
- sign: cancerian
- piercings: 1
- tattoos: 2
- fav colour: Blue/ Purple
- fav drink: coffee
- fav animal: Cats
- mbti - is a nonsense test, but I'm an introvert for what it's worth 😁
- name: Pete
- pronouns: he/him
- height: 6'
- sexuality: Gay
- sign: cancerian
- piercings: 1
- tattoos: 2
- fav colour: Blue/ Purple
- fav drink: coffee
- fav animal: Cats
- mbti - is a nonsense test, but I'm an introvert for what it's worth 😁
April 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you see this, do it!
- name: Alex
- pronouns: they/them
- height: 191cm
- sexuality: Androsexual
- sign: I can't do BSL 😅
- piercings: 3
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Purple
- fav drink: Cider/Orangeade
- fav animal: Penguin
- mbti: ?
- name: Alex
- pronouns: they/them
- height: 191cm
- sexuality: Androsexual
- sign: I can't do BSL 😅
- piercings: 3
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Purple
- fav drink: Cider/Orangeade
- fav animal: Penguin
- mbti: ?
Reposted by Alex Blanchard (they/them)
Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.
April 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.
Reposted by Alex Blanchard (they/them)
This is the group who got Roe overturned. The reason 10 year old rape victims have to flee state. The reason women sit in car parks until they are close enough to death.
April 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is the group who got Roe overturned. The reason 10 year old rape victims have to flee state. The reason women sit in car parks until they are close enough to death.
Taking lift selfies while enjoying last week's sunshine :)
April 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Taking lift selfies while enjoying last week's sunshine :)
Had a wonderful time watching the opening of the Glasgow Short Film Festival today :)
March 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Had a wonderful time watching the opening of the Glasgow Short Film Festival today :)