realboredape
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realboredape
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Ex-hedge fund manager tired of X and Threads.
Will never DM you asking how your trades are going.
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Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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TRUMP: ORDER WILL NOT LEGALIZE MARIJUANA IN ANY WAY
December 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Dr Russell D. Moore is a theologian, pastor, and the editor in chief of Christianity Today.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Three Shirts McGee’s entire MAGA schtick was about draining the swamp, exposing the deep state cabal blah blah…

Here he is palling around with Jeffrey Epstein.

They are the monsters they were warning us about.
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Fuck Republicans.
You've been hit by a car and you're fading in and out. You ask the EMTs to price the ambulance ride. You get to the ER and tell the docs you'll need a price on each service before it's done. You get cancer so it's time to put treament out to competitive bid. I can keep going...
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
How much will Oracle have to fall before David loses his backing for WBD?
BREAKING 🚨: Oracle

$ORCL nuked on earnings 📉📉
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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There were two bylines on that story. One of them was a guy. But Trump singles out the woman, and he brands her ugly. This is who the man is.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Turning it off also turns off the junk / ads filters, which makes Gmail significantly worse. Nice going, Google. Douche move.
PSA (and throwback)
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
So not only is he lean, a better athlete than LeBron, a better role model than Jesus, he's also worth more than ALL of the world's children combined! Wow...Can we send him to Mars on a one-way SpaceX rocket?
Oh so gork is a longtermist then?

With alt
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.

Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
peak sycophancy...why anyone would use grok is beyond me.
Today I Learned
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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The AI boom remains totally dependent on Trump's massive tariff exemption for data center computers, which begs the question of why everyone else should pay for tariff on *their* imports
www.apricitas.io/p/the-tariff...
The Tariff Exemption Behind the AI Boom
Data Centers get Tariff-Free Imports. Why Shouldn't we All?
www.apricitas.io
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How can you not invoke the 25th? The mind is mush
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Dunning Kruger much?
<chef's kiss>
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Honestly, I wish the markets would react to an absolute moron being on the Fed.

This is who gets to vote on how to manage US currency.
Fed Governor Stephen Miran: "Cutting down net migration to 0, potentially even negative because of the deportations that have been occurring, I think is very deflationary."
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Outstanding explainer on why enormous AI capital expenditures are a money pit, soon to be abandoned:

pivot-to-ai.com/2025/11/07/t...
The futile future of the gigawatt datacenter — by Nicholas Weaver
Guest post by Nicholas C. Weaver The AI companies and related enterprises are currently spending huge amounts in capital expenditures (CAPEX) to build “Gigawatt” class data centers for various AI-r…
pivot-to-ai.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I can't believe this literally happened
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We just don't support YOU, Nancy! We support women and survivors, and LGBTQ, and POC...
Apparently now Epstein is the distraction.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
🤣🤣🤣
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Warren Buffet said goodbye today. His final thoughts in his farewell letter:
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Inviting al-Qaeda to the WH...cool cool...
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM