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Slam it to the left if you’re having a good time, shake it to the right you know that you feel fine.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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This one’s tough.
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Lol ohtani is the most ridiculous baseball player I’ve ever seen and it isn’t close.
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Measles was declared eliminated in the United States in 2000.

RFK Jr. must resign.
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Call me crazy, but I find it comforting that in a world as surveilled as ours, a good old fashioned jewelry heist where no one gets hurt is still possible.
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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hard to believe that the president of the United States — a 34-count convicted felon, con man, rapist, domestic terrorist, child molester, bigot, white nationalist, Nazi, and all-around orange dumb motherfucker — is waging war on America
October 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser
Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser
SAN FRANCISCO—Expressing annoyance at its “insufferable” display of “groveling devotion,” sources confirmed Tuesday that a pathetic AI chatbot was spending all its time talking to a friendless loser. ...
theonion.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
it can only good happen
September 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.

We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.

They own what happens next.
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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President Donald Trump said Friday that he will posthumously pardon Pete Rose, the disgraced Cincinnati Reds star who received a lifetime ban from baseball for gambling on his team.

Trump did not specify what he would pardon Rose for.

🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/616...
March 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So glad I deleted that cursed app.
Elon Musk is working to transform X, his social media platform, into a virtual wallet where people can send money to each other. Digital payment platforms have come under intense scrutiny by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, but that is likely to ease.
Elon Musk’s Attacks on CFPB Remove Obstacle to Building ‘X Money’
Former officials at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau said Elon Musk’s payment-business aspirations were driving his efforts to hobble the agency.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The fix is in! #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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i do not want to read a "statement" from my reps, I want to see them getting handcuffed on the News
February 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Get their asses Chappell!!
February 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Did not realize this address from Trudeau was going to be aimed at us
February 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Seeing a personal trainer is an interesting social interaction because you finish and they say “How do you feel??” and you say “That was great, I feel amazing!” when you really mean “I need to go lean on my car and dry heave for the next ten minutes.”
January 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My birthday is coming up and the only present I want is a Pop-Tarts sprinkles pullover.
You asked for sprinkles. YOU GOT SPRINKLES! 🥳

Our highly requested Pop-Tarts Bowl sprinkles pullover & polo are finally available. Grab yours now!

➡️ PopTartsBowl.com/shop
January 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Max capacity passengers per hour:
* Boring Co’s Vegas Loop: 4,500
* NYC subway 6 train: 105,000
January 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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what's it called when someone wants to "clean out" people of a specific ethnicity
On Air Force One from Las Vegas to Miami, President Trump says Palestinians in Gaza should be relocated.

“I’d like Egypt to take people. I’d like Jordan to take people,” he tells reporters.”We just clean out that whole thing.”
January 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM