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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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One Tide-ing Moment
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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5 citizens are in DC today sharing how immigration agents detained them

DHS still denies it is arresting citizens

Dayanne Figueroa of Chicago agrees. What happened to her wasn’t an arrest, she told House & Senate Democrats just now

“It was an assault & kidnapping of a U.S. citizen.”
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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The University of Alabama on Monday suspended two student magazines — one appealing to women, another to Black students — saying they ran afoul of guidance from the Justice Department on DEI programs.
U. of Alabama Suspends Black and Female Student Magazines, Citing D.E.I. Guidance
Officials told staff members at two student-run publications, called Nineteen Fifty-Six and Alice, that they were not compliant with Attorney General Pam Bondi’s memo on diversity programs.
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Fighting? In MY Christian Egg Bowl?!?
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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It's not Thanksgiving until the Egg Bowl has a fight
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Bitch shit
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Hey man fuck that cop
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Oh cool ICE raided one of the most beloved Thai restaurants in town last night and took away half a dozen employees who were just doing their jobs
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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You probably saw videos of a nighttime raid in Chicago. Agents rappelling from a helicopter, bursting down doors, questioning brown-skinned immigrants.

We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.

www.propublica.org/article/chic...
“I Lost Everything”: Venezuelans Were Rounded Up in a Dramatic Midnight Raid but Never Charged With a Crime
Authorities said Tren de Aragua “terrorists” had taken over the building. A ProPublica investigation found little evidence to back up the government’s claims. For the first time, the Venezuelans arres...
www.propublica.org
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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That is the end of Cam Skattebo's year and that sucks
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Pretty small-time sequence by Jeff Lebby there. Running on third-and-short when you don't have a rushing yard in like two hours, then punting. He deserved what he got
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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More like Jeff Losey
October 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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You might have thought I was telling a joke earlier, @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social. But like the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, I never tell jokes on the internet.

I will make the QBASIC Gorillas knockoff but where you help Rex Ryan dig a hole and recover his pornography
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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NEWS: ICE gave a Rogers Park man a $130 ticket for not having his papers on him. They rounded him up last week and eventually let him go, but not without a fine that some critics say is un-American. Trump admin enforcing little-used law
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/13/i...
ICE tickets Chicago man with legal residency $130 for not having his papers on him: ‘It’s not fair…I’m a resident’
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement fined Rueben Antonio Cruz $130 for not having his papers with him.
www.chicagotribune.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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3/4 of the crowd at Jordan-Hare was at J6, storming the SEC offices in Birmingham is gonna be LIGHT work
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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If the SEC as a real conference, they’d let us hear the audio of the officials discussing the review
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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IT'S GLORIOUS I'M SO DAMN PROUD
September 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I think about this from time to time.
September 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The story behind Pudge the cat is more than just about a viral locker-room mascot at Bowling Green: He was a gift from a mom with Stage 4 cancer for her son and helped her son rediscover joy after her death. Even Eddie George, allergic to cats, has been smitten.
www.espn.com/college-foot...
Bowling Green's unofficial mascot, Pudge the cat, is more than just a smushy face
Bowling Green may have a former Heisman Trophy winner for a coach, but the biggest star on this team is a cat.
www.espn.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM