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Longtime New England radio personality... Ah, experienced highly rated disc jockey... Hmmm, old guy who talks to himself into a mic in an empty room every day.
I remember the year we dressed up for Halloween as almonds. Everyone could tell we were nuts.
October 31, 2023 at 7:09 PM
One thing nobody can say about me, is that I have a hairstyle.
October 24, 2023 at 9:14 PM
The upside of having no friends is that you never have to cancel weekend plans.
October 22, 2023 at 12:06 PM
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At clown college do they study silly string theory?
October 19, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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Soul healing places where I go with my bestie. 🐾
October 21, 2023 at 6:09 PM
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The wind kept blowing my baseball hat off at the game. So I turned it around backwards and my teen immediately got me with a How do you do, fellow kids?
October 22, 2023 at 1:32 AM
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One day you're young and carefree the next you're that person doing 30 mph down the interstate with a turn signal on.
October 22, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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Today I used the lint roller repeatedly to remove so much cat hair that I'm surprised there's still so much cat left.
October 22, 2023 at 4:08 AM
I chipped a tooth eating a salad. A chocolate chip cookie would never do this to me.
October 19, 2023 at 1:10 AM
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Don't be so serious all the time. Use some sarcasm.
October 14, 2023 at 9:45 AM
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I buy candy for the trick or treaters. It is October 14. I am fooling no one.
October 14, 2023 at 8:36 PM
I love your dog... It’s you, I'm not all that crazy about!
October 15, 2023 at 2:11 AM
For Halloween, Jake from State Farm is dressing up as an employee from Target.
October 14, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Auto-correct just changed Fit Bit to Fun Bite, so here I am devouring a bag of tiny Snickers.
October 14, 2023 at 1:28 PM
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My cake is safe, but I left my headphones out in the rain.
October 12, 2023 at 2:24 PM
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Had that nightmare where I'm slowly squeezed to death by the supermarket blood pressure machine again
October 12, 2023 at 11:28 PM
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Well...
October 7, 2023 at 5:36 AM
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When quickly and casually drawing a jack-o’-lantern, I so often forget to prepare for the bottom teeth and by then it’s too late.
October 9, 2023 at 3:40 AM
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Fleetwood Mac said “Thunder only happens when it’s raining”—but that’s not true. Іt also happens when my neighbors roll their garbage bin to the curb at 4am.
October 9, 2023 at 11:12 AM