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Bluesky engineers when their website is successful
October 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Bluesky engineers when their website is successful
really tired of the discourse but i fell like theres one thing i havent seen: one of the most insane things about the charlie kirk shit is that every conservative rn is “sick about talking about pronouns and the bathrooms” and hes the reason!
September 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
really tired of the discourse but i fell like theres one thing i havent seen: one of the most insane things about the charlie kirk shit is that every conservative rn is “sick about talking about pronouns and the bathrooms” and hes the reason!
whoever made the phrase “sleeping like a baby” should be beat over the head with hammers because these mfs DO NOT SLEEP
September 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
whoever made the phrase “sleeping like a baby” should be beat over the head with hammers because these mfs DO NOT SLEEP
1 week of me becoming the best political class (dads) and my wife becoming the worst political class (moms)
September 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
1 week of me becoming the best political class (dads) and my wife becoming the worst political class (moms)
*ahhhhhhhhhhhh* another day at the milk factory spilling all the milk
September 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
*ahhhhhhhhhhhh* another day at the milk factory spilling all the milk
cant sleep cause im tweaking off that day milk 🥴
September 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
cant sleep cause im tweaking off that day milk 🥴
mr president another eugenics ad has hit the markets
August 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
mr president another eugenics ad has hit the markets
fuck you
earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time
July 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
fuck you
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there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle
June 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle
its 2025
pewdipie has archlinux installed on hist laptop
youre running a macbook with naked zsh in the terminal app
lock in
pewdipie has archlinux installed on hist laptop
youre running a macbook with naked zsh in the terminal app
lock in
June 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
its 2025
pewdipie has archlinux installed on hist laptop
youre running a macbook with naked zsh in the terminal app
lock in
pewdipie has archlinux installed on hist laptop
youre running a macbook with naked zsh in the terminal app
lock in
explaining fetal development to an american: imagine a burger
March 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
explaining fetal development to an american: imagine a burger
in the landmark decision dipshit v. asshole the supreme court ruled in a surprising 5-4 decision that fundamentally you are reserved to no rights. chief justice roberts wrote the majority opinion ruling “if these poor fucks wanted some rights they should have been such dumbfucks”
March 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
in the landmark decision dipshit v. asshole the supreme court ruled in a surprising 5-4 decision that fundamentally you are reserved to no rights. chief justice roberts wrote the majority opinion ruling “if these poor fucks wanted some rights they should have been such dumbfucks”
awesome!
lets how much this changes things!
lets how much this changes things!
In today's episode, we check in on the Stand Up for Science rallies that spread to 32 cities.
Listen here 🎧:
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Listen here 🎧:
buff.ly/YgplAQ4
March 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
awesome!
lets how much this changes things!
lets how much this changes things!
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so heres something interesting: i can officially report that JD Vance has ZERO JUICE. tragically juiceless
got mad and sent the maga army after me and all I got was 1900 replies calling me a goat fucker and maybe 20 DMs. sadly was not drone struck nor black bagged nor even menaced by a lone nut
got mad and sent the maga army after me and all I got was 1900 replies calling me a goat fucker and maybe 20 DMs. sadly was not drone struck nor black bagged nor even menaced by a lone nut
March 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
so heres something interesting: i can officially report that JD Vance has ZERO JUICE. tragically juiceless
got mad and sent the maga army after me and all I got was 1900 replies calling me a goat fucker and maybe 20 DMs. sadly was not drone struck nor black bagged nor even menaced by a lone nut
got mad and sent the maga army after me and all I got was 1900 replies calling me a goat fucker and maybe 20 DMs. sadly was not drone struck nor black bagged nor even menaced by a lone nut
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do not suggest I "create my own" anything at your restaurant. im paying you to make it
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
do not suggest I "create my own" anything at your restaurant. im paying you to make it
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Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
breaking bad bravely asks the question what if grad school is the real villain
December 15, 2024 at 2:15 AM
breaking bad bravely asks the question what if grad school is the real villain
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i need to get him his own cat tree
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
i need to get him his own cat tree
she agi on my telli call that a cnn
November 21, 2024 at 3:04 AM
she agi on my telli call that a cnn
they should invent a mario game that doesnt suck ass
November 21, 2024 at 3:03 AM
they should invent a mario game that doesnt suck ass