Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes
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"Centipedes? In *my* vagine?" It's more likely than you think.
.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𓋼𓍊 𓆣 𓍊𓋼𓍊 ⁶⁶⁶𓃶⛧𓆙
.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𓋼𓍊 𓆣 𓍊𓋼𓍊 ⁶⁶⁶𓃶⛧𓆙
Pinned
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"I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick them a little bit" — Cris Collinsworth
youtu.be/WC8Elk1LRjs
youtu.be/WC8Elk1LRjs
Cris Collinsworth - "I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick them a little bit"
YouTube video by cja
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November 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick them a little bit" — Cris Collinsworth
youtu.be/WC8Elk1LRjs
youtu.be/WC8Elk1LRjs
I love a monster sandwich
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I love a monster sandwich
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if you get stoned enough all food looks like studio ghibli food
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
if you get stoned enough all food looks like studio ghibli food
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I've watched this 150 times over the past 24 hours
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I've watched this 150 times over the past 24 hours
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Ready to add a little purr to your life? Say hello to, Lady Moonlight, located in New Braunfels, TX.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/lady-moonlight-77223336/tx/new-braunfels/siamese-oriental-snowshoe-sos-cat-rescue-and-rehoming-tx2810/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/lady-moonlight-77223336/tx/new-braunfels/siamese-oriental-snowshoe-sos-cat-rescue-and-rehoming-tx2810/
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Ready to add a little purr to your life? Say hello to, Lady Moonlight, located in New Braunfels, TX.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/lady-moonlight-77223336/tx/new-braunfels/siamese-oriental-snowshoe-sos-cat-rescue-and-rehoming-tx2810/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/lady-moonlight-77223336/tx/new-braunfels/siamese-oriental-snowshoe-sos-cat-rescue-and-rehoming-tx2810/
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Strawberry 🐾
Baby female Pug mix
Adoptable from Lost Paws Rescue of Texas (Carrollton, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/strawberry-79595152/tx/carrollton/lost-paws-rescue-of-texas-tx671/
Baby female Pug mix
Adoptable from Lost Paws Rescue of Texas (Carrollton, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/strawberry-79595152/tx/carrollton/lost-paws-rescue-of-texas-tx671/
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Strawberry 🐾
Baby female Pug mix
Adoptable from Lost Paws Rescue of Texas (Carrollton, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/strawberry-79595152/tx/carrollton/lost-paws-rescue-of-texas-tx671/
Baby female Pug mix
Adoptable from Lost Paws Rescue of Texas (Carrollton, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/strawberry-79595152/tx/carrollton/lost-paws-rescue-of-texas-tx671/
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Cedar 🐕
Baby male Belgian Shepherd / Malinois
Adoptable from Woof Project (Vancouver, WA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cedar-79595354/wa/vancouver/woof-project-wa526/
Baby male Belgian Shepherd / Malinois
Adoptable from Woof Project (Vancouver, WA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cedar-79595354/wa/vancouver/woof-project-wa526/
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Cedar 🐕
Baby male Belgian Shepherd / Malinois
Adoptable from Woof Project (Vancouver, WA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cedar-79595354/wa/vancouver/woof-project-wa526/
Baby male Belgian Shepherd / Malinois
Adoptable from Woof Project (Vancouver, WA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cedar-79595354/wa/vancouver/woof-project-wa526/
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Artie 🦮
Baby male Pit Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Mutts in Need (Newport Beach, CA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/artie-79593625/ca/newport-beach/mutts-in-need-ca974/
Baby male Pit Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Mutts in Need (Newport Beach, CA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/artie-79593625/ca/newport-beach/mutts-in-need-ca974/
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Artie 🦮
Baby male Pit Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Mutts in Need (Newport Beach, CA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/artie-79593625/ca/newport-beach/mutts-in-need-ca974/
Baby male Pit Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Mutts in Need (Newport Beach, CA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/artie-79593625/ca/newport-beach/mutts-in-need-ca974/
I've watched this 150 times over the past 24 hours
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I've watched this 150 times over the past 24 hours
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Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday fall apart
Oh Thursday, you can fall apart
It’s Friday, fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday fall apart
Oh Thursday, you can fall apart
It’s Friday, fall apart
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday fall apart
Oh Thursday, you can fall apart
It’s Friday, fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday fall apart
Oh Thursday, you can fall apart
It’s Friday, fall apart
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Technics portable compact disc player (1987)
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Technics portable compact disc player (1987)
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Cocoa 🐕
Baby male Norwegian Elkhound mix
Adoptable from NOVA Pets Alive! (Fairfax, VA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cocoa-79552679/va/fairfax/nova-pets-alive-va760/
Baby male Norwegian Elkhound mix
Adoptable from NOVA Pets Alive! (Fairfax, VA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cocoa-79552679/va/fairfax/nova-pets-alive-va760/
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Cocoa 🐕
Baby male Norwegian Elkhound mix
Adoptable from NOVA Pets Alive! (Fairfax, VA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cocoa-79552679/va/fairfax/nova-pets-alive-va760/
Baby male Norwegian Elkhound mix
Adoptable from NOVA Pets Alive! (Fairfax, VA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cocoa-79552679/va/fairfax/nova-pets-alive-va760/
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Your quiet friend and nap companion awaits: Doug, located in Hawthorne, CA.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/doug-79036562/ca/hawthorne/adoptables-at-spcala-south-bay-pac-ca1612/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/doug-79036562/ca/hawthorne/adoptables-at-spcala-south-bay-pac-ca1612/
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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my wife and her entire team were fired over Zoom from their program manager jobs at a local nonprofit Seattle hospital this Spring because Trump just stopped paying Medicaid reimbursements. and this is a relatively affluent urban center
we're really not prepared for what's coming
we're really not prepared for what's coming
As a direct result of President Trump's Big Ugly Bill, almost 300 jobs will be cut from Providence Swedish's First Hill, Cherry Hill, Ballard, and Issaquah hospitals and clinics. These are not the only layoffs we've seen in our health care system in Washington state in recent months.
Providence Swedish to eliminate nearly 300 positions
The cuts will affect jobs at Providence Swedish’s First Hill, Cherry Hill, Ballard and Issaquah hospitals and nearby clinics.
www.seattletimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
my wife and her entire team were fired over Zoom from their program manager jobs at a local nonprofit Seattle hospital this Spring because Trump just stopped paying Medicaid reimbursements. and this is a relatively affluent urban center
we're really not prepared for what's coming
we're really not prepared for what's coming
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Step into a world of love and licks with, Lt Dan, located in Terre Haute, IN.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lt-dan-76780221/in/terre-haute/happy-tails-animal-rescue-in811/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lt-dan-76780221/in/terre-haute/happy-tails-animal-rescue-in811/
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Step into a world of love and licks with, Lt Dan, located in Terre Haute, IN.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lt-dan-76780221/in/terre-haute/happy-tails-animal-rescue-in811/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lt-dan-76780221/in/terre-haute/happy-tails-animal-rescue-in811/
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ACARS Message From: N369NW / NW1840
Message: DO WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL CHANNEL TO REPRT UNUSUAL SIGHTINGS THAT YOU KNOW OF OR JUST ATC.
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N369NW
Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N369NW #NW1840
Message: DO WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL CHANNEL TO REPRT UNUSUAL SIGHTINGS THAT YOU KNOW OF OR JUST ATC.
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N369NW
Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N369NW #NW1840
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
ACARS Message From: N369NW / NW1840
Message: DO WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL CHANNEL TO REPRT UNUSUAL SIGHTINGS THAT YOU KNOW OF OR JUST ATC.
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N369NW
Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N369NW #NW1840
Message: DO WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL CHANNEL TO REPRT UNUSUAL SIGHTINGS THAT YOU KNOW OF OR JUST ATC.
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N369NW
Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N369NW #NW1840
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One of the many administration nutshells.
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
One of the many administration nutshells.
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Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
lol there's an nba game starting right now
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
lol there's an nba game starting right now
this is my weird dog
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
this is my weird dog
hey USA hear me out—
Ousted Bangladesh PM Sheikh Hasina sentenced to death for crimes against humanity
Ousted Bangladesh PM Sheikh Hasina sentenced to death for crimes against humanity
Hasina sentenced in abstentia by court in Dhaka over deadly crackdown on student-led uprising last year
Bangladesh’s deposed prime minister Sheikh Hasina has been sentenced to death in abstentia by a court in Dhaka for crimes against humanity over a deadly crackdown on a student-led uprising last year.
A three-judge bench of the country’s international crimes tribunal convicted Hasina of crimes including incitement, orders to kill, and inaction to prevent atrocities, carried out as she oversaw a crackdown on anti-government protesters last year. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
hey USA hear me out—