Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes
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"Centipedes? In *my* vagine?" It's more likely than you think.
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.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𓋼𓍊 𓆣 𓍊𓋼𓍊 ⁶⁶⁶𓃶⛧𓆙
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if you know what garth marenghi's darkplace is i love u
lmao the president
Trump: “Noah, a total loser, better get his facts straight. It looks like I’ll be sending my lawyers to sue this poor, pathetic, talentless, dope and suing him for plenty$. Ask Little George Slopadopolus how that all worked out. Also ask CBS! Get ready Noah, I’m going to have some fun with you!”
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 AM
lmao the president
this shit is crazy
my dad before and after lumbar fusion surgery
my dad before and after lumbar fusion surgery
February 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
this shit is crazy
my dad before and after lumbar fusion surgery
my dad before and after lumbar fusion surgery
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"We're gonna bring measles back while we force people into concentration camps."
"Won't a lot of people die?"
"Yeah but legally indirectly, and we will get away with it. It's called innovation look it up."
"Won't a lot of people die?"
"Yeah but legally indirectly, and we will get away with it. It's called innovation look it up."
Texas Measles Outbreak: ICE Halts All Movement At Dilley Detention Center After Two Cases Confirmed
A measles outbreak was confirmed at a Texas immigration detention facility after two detainees tested positive. Federal officials quarantined parts of the center and stopped movement to prevent furthe...
www-timesnownews-com.cdn.ampproject.org
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
"We're gonna bring measles back while we force people into concentration camps."
"Won't a lot of people die?"
"Yeah but legally indirectly, and we will get away with it. It's called innovation look it up."
"Won't a lot of people die?"
"Yeah but legally indirectly, and we will get away with it. It's called innovation look it up."
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ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
shart of the deal
February 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
shart of the deal
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shidding & farding out my big doo doo ass, which is normal for a presidential press conference,,
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
shidding & farding out my big doo doo ass, which is normal for a presidential press conference,,
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BREAKING... and Thank God...
5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, father board plane for Minneapolis after detention center release - ABC News abcnews.go.com/amp/US/5-yea...
5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, father board plane for Minneapolis after detention center release - ABC News abcnews.go.com/amp/US/5-yea...
5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, father board plane for Minneapolis after detention center release
A federal judge on Saturday ordered that the pair be released.
abcnews.go.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
BREAKING... and Thank God...
5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, father board plane for Minneapolis after detention center release - ABC News abcnews.go.com/amp/US/5-yea...
5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, father board plane for Minneapolis after detention center release - ABC News abcnews.go.com/amp/US/5-yea...
raaaaaave
February 1, 2026 at 8:20 AM
raaaaaave
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I don't like to talk about stories before they are fully reported, but I am writing on ICE in a Minnesota town that isn't Minneapolis. However bad you think it is, it is worse. It is a campaign of pure terror whose only strategic goal is more terror. There is no strategy other than to break people.
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I don't like to talk about stories before they are fully reported, but I am writing on ICE in a Minnesota town that isn't Minneapolis. However bad you think it is, it is worse. It is a campaign of pure terror whose only strategic goal is more terror. There is no strategy other than to break people.
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DHS unloading tear gas & injury munitions on large anti-ICE protest in PDX. This protest was labor union led.
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February 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
DHS unloading tear gas & injury munitions on large anti-ICE protest in PDX. This protest was labor union led.
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bsky.app/profile/arei...
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SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
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can't blame a guy for trying
Authorities say a man claiming to be an FBI agent showed up to a federal jail in New York City and told officers he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione.
A man impersonating an FBI agent tried to get Luigi Mangione out of jail, authorities say
Authorities say a man claiming to be an FBI agent showed up to a federal jail in New York City and told officers he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione.
bit.ly
January 29, 2026 at 9:47 PM
can't blame a guy for trying
i was going to watch a mighty wind for the first time in like 20 years but it might be too sad. even though it's hilarious.
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
i was going to watch a mighty wind for the first time in like 20 years but it might be too sad. even though it's hilarious.
i mean peacock should fix their app before olympics and super bowl just an idea
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
i mean peacock should fix their app before olympics and super bowl just an idea
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I think they should get cadaver dogs to his golf courses.
January 31, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I think they should get cadaver dogs to his golf courses.
elon musk is so gross
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 AM
elon musk is so gross
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A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 AM
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
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Tamagotchi character kuchipatchi was in the Harajuku Tamagotchi Factory today.
January 30, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Tamagotchi character kuchipatchi was in the Harajuku Tamagotchi Factory today.