Monkey
@m0nk1ye.bsky.social
ㅤ23.
ㅤㅤchronically online, dumb and gamerpilled
university student, gamedev?
pfp: megami.0
At blive quickscopet i numsen på hospitalet efter at faste i 24 timer og drikke den onde suppe der laver ens tyktarm til Flegeton var ikke en oplevelse, jeg kan anbefale, men jeg kan glædeligt meddele, at jeg slipper for kræft: the sequel.
September 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
At blive quickscopet i numsen på hospitalet efter at faste i 24 timer og drikke den onde suppe der laver ens tyktarm til Flegeton var ikke en oplevelse, jeg kan anbefale, men jeg kan glædeligt meddele, at jeg slipper for kræft: the sequel.
From a complete vacuum he's so fucking funny
September 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
From a complete vacuum he's so fucking funny
mailing this panel to the white house
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
mailing this panel to the white house
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the fact that a 19 year old Beavis & Butthead-looking dude who named himself “big balls” managed to dismantle critical government functions and is now a senior official in the executive branch and yet there is still no sign of a violent, organized revolution fomenting, is why we’re all doomed
March 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
the fact that a 19 year old Beavis & Butthead-looking dude who named himself “big balls” managed to dismantle critical government functions and is now a senior official in the executive branch and yet there is still no sign of a violent, organized revolution fomenting, is why we’re all doomed
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it's cool how everything sucks now
March 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
it's cool how everything sucks now
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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
March 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account www.texasobserver.org/ice-prosecut...
ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account
The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical deta...
www.texasobserver.org
February 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account www.texasobserver.org/ice-prosecut...
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Okay so you know I like to remind everyone how the American immigration system has been cruel for a very long time. But loading people on flights to deport them to countries that they are not from, like Iranians to Panama, is not business as usual.
February 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Okay so you know I like to remind everyone how the American immigration system has been cruel for a very long time. But loading people on flights to deport them to countries that they are not from, like Iranians to Panama, is not business as usual.
Shoutout til alle dem der er overrasket over at USA bliver et diktatur med mach 5 hastighed hvordan får i ordentlig blodcirkulation med hovedet så lang mellem benene dybt nede i jorden hele dagen lang
February 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Shoutout til alle dem der er overrasket over at USA bliver et diktatur med mach 5 hastighed hvordan får i ordentlig blodcirkulation med hovedet så lang mellem benene dybt nede i jorden hele dagen lang
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It is actually genuinely funny that the Army looked at the Executive Order and said "no"
Army guidance on implementing President Trump's order on transgender troops, filed in court today, says to NOT take adverse personnel action against people based on gender identity "at this time" and to continue medical treatment. for gender dysphoria.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It is actually genuinely funny that the Army looked at the Executive Order and said "no"
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Sure sounds like a concentration camp.
And for the whataboutism MAGA mouthbreathers: It's quite different to temporarily house migrants before processing them, vs taking people on US soil, classifying them as criminals, and imprisoning them at a notoriously abusive black site.
And for the whataboutism MAGA mouthbreathers: It's quite different to temporarily house migrants before processing them, vs taking people on US soil, classifying them as criminals, and imprisoning them at a notoriously abusive black site.
February 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sure sounds like a concentration camp.
And for the whataboutism MAGA mouthbreathers: It's quite different to temporarily house migrants before processing them, vs taking people on US soil, classifying them as criminals, and imprisoning them at a notoriously abusive black site.
And for the whataboutism MAGA mouthbreathers: It's quite different to temporarily house migrants before processing them, vs taking people on US soil, classifying them as criminals, and imprisoning them at a notoriously abusive black site.
Albert Einstein
jaaas mein digga 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
"guys, I like to eat ze ass"
jaaas mein digga 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
"guys, I like to eat ze ass"
February 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Albert Einstein
jaaas mein digga 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
"guys, I like to eat ze ass"
jaaas mein digga 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
"guys, I like to eat ze ass"
der findes kun én form for god nazist btw.
January 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
der findes kun én form for god nazist btw.
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If it walks like a nazi...
January 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
If it walks like a nazi...
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These sex workers have more bravery than any cop. Good for them.
[Mexico City, Mexico]
Following the attempted murder of a trans woman. Cops just let the alleged perp go. So actionists from the Mexican sex workers union stormed the judicial building.
Via Ghost of Durruti
Following the attempted murder of a trans woman. Cops just let the alleged perp go. So actionists from the Mexican sex workers union stormed the judicial building.
Via Ghost of Durruti
January 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
These sex workers have more bravery than any cop. Good for them.
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Police are saying that he was "no angel" and is being tested to see if it was fentanyl that killed him and not the bullet
January 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Police are saying that he was "no angel" and is being tested to see if it was fentanyl that killed him and not the bullet
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“Stigende ulighed er ikke kun et fænomen i USA og Indien. Det fortæller Birthe Larsen. Fra 2012 til 2019 så vi, at den rigeste 1 pct. i Danmark havde en indkomststigning på 47 procent. I samme periode blev de fattigste 10 procent af befolkningen kun 5 procent rigere«”
politiken.dk/internationa...
politiken.dk/internationa...
Sønnens bryllup kostede 4 milliarder: De superrige er stukket af fra os andre
Der har aldrig før været så mange milliardærer i verden, og de har aldrig før været så rige. Men hvad vil de ultrarige med deres penge? Det undersøger Politiken i en ny juleserie.
politiken.dk
January 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
“Stigende ulighed er ikke kun et fænomen i USA og Indien. Det fortæller Birthe Larsen. Fra 2012 til 2019 så vi, at den rigeste 1 pct. i Danmark havde en indkomststigning på 47 procent. I samme periode blev de fattigste 10 procent af befolkningen kun 5 procent rigere«”
politiken.dk/internationa...
politiken.dk/internationa...
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Describing a 10 min walk this way is the most American thing I've ever read
December 31, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Describing a 10 min walk this way is the most American thing I've ever read
the rise of the right the fault of your insistence in their normalization, like Nazism is something to discuss over a cup of coffee and not a degenerate cancer that is directly treatable at the expense of sore knuckles.
December 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
the rise of the right the fault of your insistence in their normalization, like Nazism is something to discuss over a cup of coffee and not a degenerate cancer that is directly treatable at the expense of sore knuckles.