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It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Yet prices at the pump are ~unchanged from a year ago. @gasbuddy <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:el26bci423wwjjnhoohutwem" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky-mention">@gasbuddyguy
Yet prices at the pump are ~unchanged from a year ago. @gasbuddy <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:el26bci423wwjjnhoohutwem" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky-mention">@gasbuddyguy
Where are my Originalists at?
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
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www.ft.com/content/2730...
www.ft.com/content/2730...
That leaves North Carolina as the only state in the entire nation without an operating budget.
Our Republican legislature, unable to decide amongst themselves, just quit and went home.
That leaves North Carolina as the only state in the entire nation without an operating budget.
Our Republican legislature, unable to decide amongst themselves, just quit and went home.
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One hundred and fifty-three books and we had to choose 13. It’s just … impossible.”
One hundred and fifty-three books and we had to choose 13. It’s just … impossible.”
We talked with @conorsen.bsky.social about the jobs picture, since we don't have a jobs report.
Verdict: Clear signs of deterioration, with risks of rapidly rising unemployment. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
We talked with @conorsen.bsky.social about the jobs picture, since we don't have a jobs report.
Verdict: Clear signs of deterioration, with risks of rapidly rising unemployment. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
“.. ‘The people who know least about the stock market have made the most money out of it ..’”
“.. ‘The people who know least about the stock market have made the most money out of it ..’”