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sequel to The Thing that's just Kurt Russell and Keith David fist fighting for ninety minutes. you never find out if either of them is the thing
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
sequel to The Thing that's just Kurt Russell and Keith David fist fighting for ninety minutes. you never find out if either of them is the thing
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May 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Congratulations to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, for saving me the trouble this year and just being my GOTY already. What a game!
May 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Congratulations to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, for saving me the trouble this year and just being my GOTY already. What a game!
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Me entering a room: omg this is just like Blue Prince.
April 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me entering a room: omg this is just like Blue Prince.
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you ever zoned out so hard that when you came back you were president
March 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
you ever zoned out so hard that when you came back you were president
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Have Nandor (What We Do In The Shadows) in my head saying "I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power convertors" for no discernible reason .
March 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Have Nandor (What We Do In The Shadows) in my head saying "I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power convertors" for no discernible reason .
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My favorite thing is when somebody has two pets with names from totally different planets like this is our cat, the good sir peanut butter cup, esquire, prince of tails, first of his name and protector of the realm... and also this is Scott, they're brothers
March 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My favorite thing is when somebody has two pets with names from totally different planets like this is our cat, the good sir peanut butter cup, esquire, prince of tails, first of his name and protector of the realm... and also this is Scott, they're brothers
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All the men on the plane are watching Gladiator II or Conclave. All the women are watching Moana 2 or Conclave. The old lady next to me is watching Black Hawk Down
March 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
All the men on the plane are watching Gladiator II or Conclave. All the women are watching Moana 2 or Conclave. The old lady next to me is watching Black Hawk Down
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I just found out the proper name for doggo zoomies is Frenetic Random Activity Periods, or FRAPS.
I don’t know how to live with this knowledge.
I don’t know how to live with this knowledge.
March 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I just found out the proper name for doggo zoomies is Frenetic Random Activity Periods, or FRAPS.
I don’t know how to live with this knowledge.
I don’t know how to live with this knowledge.
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
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the thing is. the thing is. nothing has surpassed ff2's mechanical storytelling. characters don't tell you that ultima sucks. it's not immediately obvious. it has to slowly sink in that *this* is what minwu traded everything for
February 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
the thing is. the thing is. nothing has surpassed ff2's mechanical storytelling. characters don't tell you that ultima sucks. it's not immediately obvious. it has to slowly sink in that *this* is what minwu traded everything for
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severance is so right. team building exercises do feel like elden ring quest lines
February 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
severance is so right. team building exercises do feel like elden ring quest lines
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normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
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Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be
February 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be
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actually respect the pub I'm in for playing The Velvet Underground's Heroin, beautifully unhinged choice for a cosy pub on a Monday night
January 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
actually respect the pub I'm in for playing The Velvet Underground's Heroin, beautifully unhinged choice for a cosy pub on a Monday night
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Videogame: The world is ending in dragonfire, you have 24 hours to save us or we all die
Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
January 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Videogame: The world is ending in dragonfire, you have 24 hours to save us or we all die
Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
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You know what would be a really annoying bit? Posting in the second person. You start reading, and suddenly you’re the protagonist, even though you didn’t ask for this. You scroll down, hoping it stops, but it doesn’t.
January 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You know what would be a really annoying bit? Posting in the second person. You start reading, and suddenly you’re the protagonist, even though you didn’t ask for this. You scroll down, hoping it stops, but it doesn’t.
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happy 20th anniversary to one of my favorite games ever, Resident Evil 4!!!
🐟🐟🐟🔫🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟
🐟🐟🐟🔫🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟
January 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
happy 20th anniversary to one of my favorite games ever, Resident Evil 4!!!
🐟🐟🐟🔫🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟
🐟🐟🐟🔫🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐟
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You want thingamabobs?
I’ve got twenty
But who cares
No big deal
I want mooooooooore
I want 21 thingamabobs
I’ve got twenty
But who cares
No big deal
I want mooooooooore
I want 21 thingamabobs
January 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You want thingamabobs?
I’ve got twenty
But who cares
No big deal
I want mooooooooore
I want 21 thingamabobs
I’ve got twenty
But who cares
No big deal
I want mooooooooore
I want 21 thingamabobs