Jeff
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Jeff
@lutkus.bsky.social
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Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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It’s amazing that after 15 years, the GOP is FINALLY coalescing around a healthcare plan of sorts and it essentially amounts to “fuck it, you do it.”
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Founding Fathers worked to establish a country that would be free of oppression and tyranny. The most patriotic thing we can do this Independence Day is to continue the fight that they started, and make the United States a place that is great for all of its residents and allies.
July 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Why use tariffs to balance the trade deficit? There's a much simpler solution: switch to a 100% barter economy.

If you buy an iphone, you have a $900 trade deficit. But if you trade the 1500 pounds of potatoes you grew in your garden for an iphone, your trade deficit is balanced.
April 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Prediction: Greenland is going to play a major role in World War III.
January 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Please respect my privacy by not reading this post.
January 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This is what a Canadian church pew looks like.
January 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Traveling to Europe with a cat is significantly easier than traveling to the US with an apple. #BasedOnATrueStory
December 22, 2024 at 11:54 AM
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Does this parcel contain anything liquid fragile, perishable, or potentially hazardous? Yes
November 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
They're called "skeets"?! Really?

As far as I'm concerned, the term "tweet" entered the public domain when Elon decided the company formerly known as Twitter should be called "X".

I'm going to continue calling these sort of posts "tweets", regardless of the platform being used.
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 PM
After exporting all of my tweets, twitter sent me an e-mail telling me they are ready to download. The e-mail contains a link. After clicking the link, I am asked to verify my identity via a code sent by e-mail. It seems like those steps could have been consolidated.
November 26, 2024 at 5:24 AM
All of my posts before this one were exported from my twitter account. If any of them don't make sense anymore, that must be because the timestamp has been lost. Either that, or they never made sense, which is probably more likely.
November 26, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Here's a sad statistic: in 2020, guns were the leading cause of death for children and adolescents in the US.
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2201761
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Today is April Fool's Day. That means if you see a news story today that you don't like, you can safely assume it's a joke.
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Spiders have exoskeletons. That means when we see a spider, we're seeing its skeleton! We only think we're afraid of spiders because looking at skeletons is scary.
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Creating a new account: requires two-factor-authentication to make the account more secure, a security question to make the account less secure.
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I miss the simpler times, when we only had to worry about a global pandemic, and not the Russian army firing on a Ukrainian power plant while a global pandemic is still going on.
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Mary is trying to teach her baby jazz hands. The dudes in the back are trying to help, but also unwilling to put their riches down.
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
It's nice to see that even Christmas decorations are helping to normalize gay relationships.
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I had a dream that I got out of bed.
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Thank you, Richard Branson, for making space available to all people. Space - that place above the atmosphere, containing literally nothing. That's right, everyone now has equal access to nothing. https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1414268009494065159
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Me: ... and a Coke
Waiter: We don't have Coke. Is Pepsi ok?
Me: Sure. Oh, and also, can I get a knife?
Waiter: We don't have any knives. Is 10,000 spoons ok?
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM