Jeff
lutkus.bsky.social
Jeff
@lutkus.bsky.social
This is what a Canadian church pew looks like.
January 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Here's a sad statistic: in 2020, guns were the leading cause of death for children and adolescents in the US.
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2201761
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Mary is trying to teach her baby jazz hands. The dudes in the back are trying to help, but also unwilling to put their riches down.
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
It's nice to see that even Christmas decorations are helping to normalize gay relationships.
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
With mint frosting?
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Perhaps I'm misunderstanding the purpose of a warranty.
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
The hero we need...
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I was really hoping for a tool I could use now.
November 25, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Today is going well...
November 25, 2024 at 9:11 PM
If I can't access the toilets via the stairs, why is there a sign for toilets just above the stairs?
November 25, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I just got the results for my cat scan.
November 25, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Someone gave me a chocolate. Even though I'd just brushed my teeth, I decided to eat it anyway. What flavor was it? Orange
November 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
"non-stick", "with adhesive"... so which is it?
November 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I saw a rainbow yesterday evening.
... also some hail
November 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Today's fortune:
November 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I solved it
November 25, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I don't think I'll be going out today. I'm worried the Klingons next door are preparing for battle.
November 25, 2024 at 9:07 PM
This is an odd fortune. Also, it would look better if they split the lines after the first sentence, rather than in the middle of the second.
November 25, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I don't think @Outlook took the time change very well...
November 25, 2024 at 9:06 PM
This race had really cool finishers medals, but that's a very unpractical running shoe.
November 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I'm having trouble remembering which Star Wars vehicles had wheels. Judging from the picture, I'd have to guess Yoda and Luke.
November 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I wonder if my plane will require de-icing.
November 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
My cat Киса, disappointed by the current state of the US government is doing her small part to fix things.
November 25, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I wasn't sure if I could trust the quality of this Dole pineapple, but then I saw the Star Wars logo and was convinced.
November 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Thanks, fortune cookie. Now if I'm ever in China, I will be able to express that I have gooseberry-related needs without resorting to pantomime.
November 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM