Sorry just thinking again how Elon couldn’t even launch a diner with like a dozen basic menu items
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sorry just thinking again how Elon couldn’t even launch a diner with like a dozen basic menu items
Yall now I’m getting worried about how well the very real non-fake college in Texas where every class is about how it’s okay to say the N word is going
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Yall now I’m getting worried about how well the very real non-fake college in Texas where every class is about how it’s okay to say the N word is going
See the problem with making her the CEO right off the bat is there’s nowhere to promote her higher for her fealty. Absolute rookie mistake by eyebrow-less Oracle fail son
December 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
See the problem with making her the CEO right off the bat is there’s nowhere to promote her higher for her fealty. Absolute rookie mistake by eyebrow-less Oracle fail son
Glad I turned in for that stupid ending
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Glad I turned in for that stupid ending
In America we no longer have to apologize for tummy hort!
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In America we no longer have to apologize for tummy hort!
Got his ass!!
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 22,1958
March 22,1958
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Got his ass!!
Brains are small containers, open up your skulls AI chuds!
December 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Brains are small containers, open up your skulls AI chuds!
Taking a long slow roadtrip to …..
December 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Taking a long slow roadtrip to …..
“All my favorite singers couldn’t sing” - David Cloud Berman
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“All my favorite singers couldn’t sing” - David Cloud Berman
Fuck it I’m going all in on “the blockchain*” in 2026, time to run it back
*and pogs
*and pogs
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Fuck it I’m going all in on “the blockchain*” in 2026, time to run it back
*and pogs
*and pogs
Genuine question, do dudes ever post on TexAgs after a bad loss “dammit we need lady cheerleaders, it’s past time!”
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Genuine question, do dudes ever post on TexAgs after a bad loss “dammit we need lady cheerleaders, it’s past time!”
Ok, calling your gas station chain “Town Pump” is not quite “Cum n Go” but it’s close
December 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ok, calling your gas station chain “Town Pump” is not quite “Cum n Go” but it’s close
🎶John Jacob Taco Dowler Schmidt, his name is my name toooooo
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
🎶John Jacob Taco Dowler Schmidt, his name is my name toooooo
The beer is gonna flow in River Falls, WI tonight!!
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The beer is gonna flow in River Falls, WI tonight!!
Michael Irving MVP!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Michael Irving MVP!!!!
Wisconsin RF misses the extra point! This game is awesome
December 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wisconsin RF misses the extra point! This game is awesome
Okay funniest outcome now is depending on their kickers to be better in OT
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Okay funniest outcome now is depending on their kickers to be better in OT
They said Inherence Toss isn’t a show
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
They said Inherence Toss isn’t a show
Best half of football all season
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Best half of football all season
Oh it’s hard to score points, Johns Hopkins has 14 and they play football on a lacrosse field
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh it’s hard to score points, Johns Hopkins has 14 and they play football on a lacrosse field
The amount of snow around the fields for every D2/D3 football game is so glorious
December 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The amount of snow around the fields for every D2/D3 football game is so glorious
Let’s see how ol’ Butthole Eyes fucks up this field position
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Let’s see how ol’ Butthole Eyes fucks up this field position
“The Aggies of course invented being a loud fan base in a football stadium, no one had done it before”
December 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“The Aggies of course invented being a loud fan base in a football stadium, no one had done it before”
The people in the Total Wine ads sound like they’re explaining witness relocation to Homer Simpson
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The people in the Total Wine ads sound like they’re explaining witness relocation to Homer Simpson
There are serial killers from Matt Yglesias’s alma mater that are more honorable and better posters than him
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
There are serial killers from Matt Yglesias’s alma mater that are more honorable and better posters than him