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LurkyMcLurk
@lurkymclurk.bsky.social
Fix your heart or die
Oooh that added some color printing to the chipotle bags now!
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m out here grinding! (Making muffins in my sleep like a cat)
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Imagine growing a little bit of a soul at age 78, seems like a waste at that point
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Worse than *2008*. Daaaaamn
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The Kirby reincarnation! A new Kirby will be appointed
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Damn that suuuuuucks
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Legend
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Damn that’s a hot Sega Bowl
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Saw this today and thought “holy shit!”
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
More like dawn to ashy little bitch, right?
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The top is rigged anyway!
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sex farm and big bottoms are kinda jams, it’s true
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
He opened up a can of whoop up on screen huh?
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This and the Sun Bowl at the top of the charts
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Made it from Florida to Fargo this year, gotta make it to Montana next year
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This rules so hard
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Man, this will make the hardest dudes cry like babies
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
One is named guy. The drummer and guitarist are the same guy. Who am I missing
December 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So here’s the thing, it’s the most fucked up colonial shit ever, and the tv show is the most soothing (genocidal) thing ever
December 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Get this garbage out of the Vatican!
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Gonna say, what are the rules in lock screens of other people’s dogs? (I am pro, obv)
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I wish her a very “I’ve always forgotten you again, maam”
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The human equivalent of the “whaaa whaaamp” noise
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM