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Curtis N. Hunter
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46 year old non-intellectual Redskins/WFT fan

I'm ok with people liking things I don't like and not liking the things I like.

Serial grace-giver. I block on a case-by-case basis.

Serial reposter. I think before posting, hence my inveterate lurkerdom.
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Hi. I’m finally here. Today’s Twitter , uh how shall we put it, “inefficiency” drove me to it.
March 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Last weekend, a group of Black journalists, writers and thinkers gathered in rural Georgia to celebrate the inauguration...

No, not that one.

We wanted to figure out how we could help a small group of billionaires who control mainstream media, politics & culture

No, not that group

A thread:
January 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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looking through my new followers
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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There are a lot of things that annoy me about that fascist idiot, but one of the little ones is that he keeps saying that “grok” comes from Hitchhiker’s Guide.

It comes from Stranger in a Strange Land, and has nothing to do with AI.

And the AI robots in Hitchhiker’s Guide? EVERYONE HATES THEM!
January 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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i do not understand how rotisserie chickens operate as a loss leader. you did not trick me into grocery shopping using the chicken, i had to go grocery shopping and now i have a delicious cooked chicken for only 7.99
January 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I think journalists, policymakers and good govt types are struggling to understand DOGE because their mental model is that it is a government reform commission, operating like previous ones. Maybe. But it might be better to start thinking about it as a hostile takeover of the govt by oligarchs.
January 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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If you're looking to fact check this, the keyword you want is "Porphyrios"
January 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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mine will always be the sperm whale who reacted to a Roman soldier throwing a bottle at him off the Byzantine coast by sinking every ship he could off that coast for the next 60 years and had the emperor declare him an enemy of the state and name him after the Titan who attacked mount olympus
About once a week I think fondly of my personal icon, the elephant who trampled a woman and then came back later to trample her some more at her funeral.
conversation I had with a ranger at Corbett National Tiger Reserve

me: whats the most dangerous animal in the jungle? Tiger?

him: elephant

me: what about in the water

him: elephant

me: you don't understand, I mean aquatic animal

him: no you don't understand, don't fuck with elephant
January 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I’m very sorry I haven’t been behaving exactly to your liking, total stranger.

I’ll try to be better at my unpaid job of doing everything everyone wants me to do in every fight ever.
January 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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IT WAS CALLED PARAPPA THE RAPPER AND YOU HAD TO PASS INSTRUCTOR MOOSELINI’S SUPER CATCHY DRIVING EXAM
January 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Now Jayden Daniels is a cleanup man. Swept 13 penalties for 108 yards on @wshcommanders.bsky.social out of the way for the playoffs clinching win. @nflbluesky.bsky.social
December 30, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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Just another week in which a player catches a game-winning touchdown pass several days after being apologized to by Nick Sirianni over Zoom
December 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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There have been 32 games this year where QBs had double digit carries.

Daniels' performance tonight leads *all* of those games in both success rate and rush yards over expected. Pretty damn impressive in a league with Allen, Jackson, Hurts et al.
December 30, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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When I don’t immediately praise god in the postgame interview
December 30, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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Mr. "Step Back and Go Fuck Yourself in the Face" has opened a Cyber Charm School.
December 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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🎶RUN AND PASS AND SCORE WE WANT A LOT MORE,
BEAT ‘EM, SWAMP ‘EM, TOUCHDOWN, LET THE POINTS SOAR,
FIGHT ON, FIGHT ON, TILL YOU HAVE WON,
SONS OF WASH-ING-TON,
RAH! RAH! RAH! 🎶

#RAISEHAIL
December 30, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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What making the playoffs looks like:
December 30, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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Jimmy Carter may have been The Onion’s best celebrity columnist.

theonion.com/i-got-what-a...
I Got What America Needs Right Here
Sometimes I’m a little stupid, maybe, a little slow in the head, so I’m wondering if you can help me get something straight. Maybe you can help me understand one fucking thing right now, America, and ...
theonion.com
December 30, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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ELEVEN WINS.

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.

PLAYOFFS.

FINISH THE SEASON BY DEMOLISHING DALLAS.

KIRK HAD TO WATCH FROM THE BENCH.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
December 30, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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There are laws it’s moral to break and then there’s laws where it’s morally okay for stuff to happen to the people who pass them.
‘We’re again saving the very worst piece of legislation for the middle of the night where everyone has tuned out.’

After midnight, the #Ohio House passes 11th-hour bill forcing teachers and counselors to out #LGBTQ+ students. The bill now heads to Gov. DeWine.

thebuckeyeflame.com/2024/12/19/p...
Ohio House passes 11th-hour bill forcing teachers and counselors to out LGBTQ+ students; now heads to governor
'We’re again saving the very worst piece of legislation for the middle of the night where everyone has tuned out.'
thebuckeyeflame.com
December 30, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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IN.
December 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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The #Commanders are going back to the playoffs for the first time since 2020 on the back of Jayden Daniels. He finishes it off with a slant to Ertz, his 3rd TD pass of the day.

He also had 16 carries for 127 yards. A whole lotta people still in their seats and it's a full on party in Landover.
December 30, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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TOUCHDOWN

WALK OFF

JAYDEN DANIELS

ZACH ERTZ

THE #COMMANDERS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS

WE DID IT. JAYDEN DID IT. #RAISEHAIL
December 30, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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The Washington Commanders are going to the playoffs!

Mike Tirico with the call for NBC. 🏈🎙️ #NFL #SNF
December 30, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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As called by Bram Weinstein on Washington Commanders Radio Network:
December 30, 2024 at 4:44 AM