@aNOLEnymous**, but pensive
@anolenymous.bsky.social
I’ve been everywhere, man. Native Texan, lives in Florida, identifies as a Washingtonian. FSU/SMU/UF Alumnus, but #GoNoles only. College Football Nihilist. Hockey guy. #ALLCAPS. #RaiseHail. #Natitude. Aspiring astrophotographer. Occasional shitposter.
It disgusts me that I can’t even watch my team play and score a touchdown on Sunday afternoon without having to listen to his stupid, bloviating, self-aggrandizing voice.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It disgusts me that I can’t even watch my team play and score a touchdown on Sunday afternoon without having to listen to his stupid, bloviating, self-aggrandizing voice.
Croskey-Merritt is gonna blow this parlay for me, isn’t he?
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Croskey-Merritt is gonna blow this parlay for me, isn’t he?
Fire him now. Name Rick Stockstill the interim.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fire him now. Name Rick Stockstill the interim.
Terrible fucking playcalling in this situation.
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Terrible fucking playcalling in this situation.
I'm coming around to the fire-him-now side. We aren't gonna have the one-score-loss qualifier here. You can't come out this flat and undisciplined under these circumstances in a rivalry game. You just can't.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm coming around to the fire-him-now side. We aren't gonna have the one-score-loss qualifier here. You can't come out this flat and undisciplined under these circumstances in a rivalry game. You just can't.
Dammit, and I skipped watching Caps-Bolts for this wet fart of a game.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Dammit, and I skipped watching Caps-Bolts for this wet fart of a game.
Here comes the give-up.
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Here comes the give-up.
Glad to see that Clemson also has a Champions Club-equivalent premium section in the end zone that looks half-empty
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Glad to see that Clemson also has a Champions Club-equivalent premium section in the end zone that looks half-empty
Castellanos is on borrowed time #Pick6Watch
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Castellanos is on borrowed time #Pick6Watch
TOUCHDOWN IN LEXINGTON
THE GOOD KIND
THE GOOD KIND
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
TOUCHDOWN IN LEXINGTON
THE GOOD KIND
THE GOOD KIND
am i missing something or is clemson’s band dressed as candy corn
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
am i missing something or is clemson’s band dressed as candy corn
Regardless of whether or not that was a catch, how on Earth was that not PI?
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Regardless of whether or not that was a catch, how on Earth was that not PI?
Clemson fans can shut the hell up. Can’t hit a guy when he slides, much less in the head.
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Clemson fans can shut the hell up. Can’t hit a guy when he slides, much less in the head.
Even Danzy has whatever football gonorrhea the rest of the team seems to have contracted
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Even Danzy has whatever football gonorrhea the rest of the team seems to have contracted
Does this mean that we have to give THEM a free Slurpee?
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Does this mean that we have to give THEM a free Slurpee?
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Oh yeah, keep going…
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Oh yeah, keep going…
I didn’t realize that Marshawn Kneeland was the player who scored on the blocked punt this past Monday night. Damn, that’s sad.
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I didn’t realize that Marshawn Kneeland was the player who scored on the blocked punt this past Monday night. Damn, that’s sad.
There are two ways to look at Alex Ovechkin scoring goal #900. One way is that this will probably be the last milestone, because at age 40 I don’t think he has 99 more goals left in him. The other way is through the lens that, as he adds to the record, every goal is itself a milestone. #ALLCAPS
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
There are two ways to look at Alex Ovechkin scoring goal #900. One way is that this will probably be the last milestone, because at age 40 I don’t think he has 99 more goals left in him. The other way is through the lens that, as he adds to the record, every goal is itself a milestone. #ALLCAPS