Lunchmonkey
@lunchmonkey.bsky.social
TRAINED PROFESSIONAL ON A CLOSED COURSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT.
It's called "fortified wine" because it's packed with extra vitamins and minerals, for growing young bodies, and building strong bones & teeth
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's called "fortified wine" because it's packed with extra vitamins and minerals, for growing young bodies, and building strong bones & teeth
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JOSHUA BEN JOSEPH HAS FALLEN
NOW I, STARSCREAM, AM THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
NOW I, STARSCREAM, AM THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
JOSHUA BEN JOSEPH HAS FALLEN
NOW I, STARSCREAM, AM THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
NOW I, STARSCREAM, AM THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
Is finally okay to play Sun City yet? We cool?
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Is finally okay to play Sun City yet? We cool?
"The hungry search that men make for a woman. The hungry search that women make for a man: the tasting, trying, discarding, lonely search. Nurses, doctors, dietitians, everybody searches."
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"The hungry search that men make for a woman. The hungry search that women make for a man: the tasting, trying, discarding, lonely search. Nurses, doctors, dietitians, everybody searches."
I've been struggling with this title for a while. It MUST be a pun of some kind, but I've been at a loss.
Months from now, I'm going bolt upright from deep sleep, shouting "oh NOW I get it," but at the moment? Nada.
Months from now, I'm going bolt upright from deep sleep, shouting "oh NOW I get it," but at the moment? Nada.
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I've been struggling with this title for a while. It MUST be a pun of some kind, but I've been at a loss.
Months from now, I'm going bolt upright from deep sleep, shouting "oh NOW I get it," but at the moment? Nada.
Months from now, I'm going bolt upright from deep sleep, shouting "oh NOW I get it," but at the moment? Nada.
Reposted by Lunchmonkey
Alas, it was not
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Alas, it was not
I hate english muffins, because which is the top? Which is the bottom? there's NO WAY TO KNOW
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I hate english muffins, because which is the top? Which is the bottom? there's NO WAY TO KNOW
(Keith Morrison voice): It sounded too good to be true!
(cut to Last Known Photograph)
It was.
(cut to Last Known Photograph)
It was.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
(Keith Morrison voice): It sounded too good to be true!
(cut to Last Known Photograph)
It was.
(cut to Last Known Photograph)
It was.
Don't ever stand around, saying "Doo-dee-doooo, just minding my own business," because the next thing you know, STUFF WILL HAPPEN
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Don't ever stand around, saying "Doo-dee-doooo, just minding my own business," because the next thing you know, STUFF WILL HAPPEN
If you stare into the Void, the Void stares back because it saw you from across the bar and digs your vibe
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you stare into the Void, the Void stares back because it saw you from across the bar and digs your vibe
Reposted by Lunchmonkey
incredible alt text on this one
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
incredible alt text on this one
Reposted by Lunchmonkey
This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
I haven't posted in a while, so here's Pickles, earning her keep
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I haven't posted in a while, so here's Pickles, earning her keep
How is that comfortable Pickles?
How?
How?
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How is that comfortable Pickles?
How?
How?
We, as a nation, never sock it to things anymore. When's the last time anyone socked anything to anyone else? Been a while.
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
We, as a nation, never sock it to things anymore. When's the last time anyone socked anything to anyone else? Been a while.
Hey, is the Autobot's Ark kinda shaped like their faction symbol, or am I high on crack
(again)
(again)
October 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hey, is the Autobot's Ark kinda shaped like their faction symbol, or am I high on crack
(again)
(again)
The other day on Bluesky someone made a post about Cloris Leachman, and I was all "oh no, she died didn't she," and I looked it up and I was SO relieved to discover she died YEARS ago
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The other day on Bluesky someone made a post about Cloris Leachman, and I was all "oh no, she died didn't she," and I looked it up and I was SO relieved to discover she died YEARS ago
I keep thinking that maybe this cover was edited, something removed... could it originally have said "Ape Woman?"
"Ant Woman"?
"Ant Woman"?
October 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I keep thinking that maybe this cover was edited, something removed... could it originally have said "Ape Woman?"
"Ant Woman"?
"Ant Woman"?
I really need to sneeze but there's nothing in here to sneeze AT 🥺
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I really need to sneeze but there's nothing in here to sneeze AT 🥺
Why yes, it IS a faded rose from days gone by! Thank YOU for noticing! ☺️
September 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Why yes, it IS a faded rose from days gone by! Thank YOU for noticing! ☺️
Imagine any one of these sad losers getting a modern gritty reboot
Except the Human Starfish, he's perfect the way he is
Except the Human Starfish, he's perfect the way he is
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine any one of these sad losers getting a modern gritty reboot
Except the Human Starfish, he's perfect the way he is
Except the Human Starfish, he's perfect the way he is
Oh sure, you got "'Till all are one,"Light our darkest hour," or "ba weep gragnah weep ni ni bong," but for my money the best line in Transformers the Movie is:
September 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh sure, you got "'Till all are one,"Light our darkest hour," or "ba weep gragnah weep ni ni bong," but for my money the best line in Transformers the Movie is:
I wanna post transcribed Dr. Bronner labels for the AIs, just to make them even more unstable
September 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I wanna post transcribed Dr. Bronner labels for the AIs, just to make them even more unstable