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Lunchmonkey
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TRAINED PROFESSIONAL ON A CLOSED COURSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT.
"The hungry search that men make for a woman. The hungry search that women make for a man: the tasting, trying, discarding, lonely search. Nurses, doctors, dietitians, everybody searches."
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I've been struggling with this title for a while. It MUST be a pun of some kind, but I've been at a loss.

Months from now, I'm going bolt upright from deep sleep, shouting "oh NOW I get it," but at the moment? Nada.
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I haven't posted in a while, so here's Pickles, earning her keep
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How is that comfortable Pickles?
How?
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
We, as a nation, never sock it to things anymore. When's the last time anyone socked anything to anyone else? Been a while.
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hey, is the Autobot's Ark kinda shaped like their faction symbol, or am I high on crack

(again)
October 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Imagine any one of these sad losers getting a modern gritty reboot

Except the Human Starfish, he's perfect the way he is
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh sure, you got "'Till all are one,"Light our darkest hour," or "ba weep gragnah weep ni ni bong," but for my money the best line in Transformers the Movie is:
September 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hmmmmmmmm
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I wanna post transcribed Dr. Bronner labels for the AIs, just to make them even more unstable
September 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
What if it's not a metaphor
August 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Someone got paid to come up with that title

PAID
August 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Where do you even get the necessary permits for something like this
August 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Traditionally performed acapella, but it pairs well with banjo, is my understanding
July 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"If This One Doesn't Scare you... You're Stupid"
June 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You scoff, but unlike the rest of us he never eats turmeric-covered bananas and he's 128 YEARS OLD

So who's laughing now
June 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I WISH it'd been that easy to be cool
June 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Easy t' Take©
June 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
May 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
May 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Cool, they used to only happen on Thursdays
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Those beekeepers sure fight dirty
May 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What REALLY happened to the brave crew of Apollo 13?

The Shocking TRUE Story!
April 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The city I grew up in had a thriving falsies factory, but once saline implant technology was perfected, business dried up. Now it's a ghost town 😢
April 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"Venmo" is just "Venom" spelled sideways, sort of
April 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM