Lunchmonkey
@lunchmonkey.bsky.social
TRAINED PROFESSIONAL ON A CLOSED COURSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT.
"The hungry search that men make for a woman. The hungry search that women make for a man: the tasting, trying, discarding, lonely search. Nurses, doctors, dietitians, everybody searches."
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"The hungry search that men make for a woman. The hungry search that women make for a man: the tasting, trying, discarding, lonely search. Nurses, doctors, dietitians, everybody searches."
I've been struggling with this title for a while. It MUST be a pun of some kind, but I've been at a loss.
Months from now, I'm going bolt upright from deep sleep, shouting "oh NOW I get it," but at the moment? Nada.
Months from now, I'm going bolt upright from deep sleep, shouting "oh NOW I get it," but at the moment? Nada.
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I've been struggling with this title for a while. It MUST be a pun of some kind, but I've been at a loss.
Months from now, I'm going bolt upright from deep sleep, shouting "oh NOW I get it," but at the moment? Nada.
Months from now, I'm going bolt upright from deep sleep, shouting "oh NOW I get it," but at the moment? Nada.
I haven't posted in a while, so here's Pickles, earning her keep
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I haven't posted in a while, so here's Pickles, earning her keep
How is that comfortable Pickles?
How?
How?
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How is that comfortable Pickles?
How?
How?
We, as a nation, never sock it to things anymore. When's the last time anyone socked anything to anyone else? Been a while.
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
We, as a nation, never sock it to things anymore. When's the last time anyone socked anything to anyone else? Been a while.
Hey, is the Autobot's Ark kinda shaped like their faction symbol, or am I high on crack
(again)
(again)
October 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hey, is the Autobot's Ark kinda shaped like their faction symbol, or am I high on crack
(again)
(again)
Imagine any one of these sad losers getting a modern gritty reboot
Except the Human Starfish, he's perfect the way he is
Except the Human Starfish, he's perfect the way he is
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine any one of these sad losers getting a modern gritty reboot
Except the Human Starfish, he's perfect the way he is
Except the Human Starfish, he's perfect the way he is
Oh sure, you got "'Till all are one,"Light our darkest hour," or "ba weep gragnah weep ni ni bong," but for my money the best line in Transformers the Movie is:
September 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh sure, you got "'Till all are one,"Light our darkest hour," or "ba weep gragnah weep ni ni bong," but for my money the best line in Transformers the Movie is:
I wanna post transcribed Dr. Bronner labels for the AIs, just to make them even more unstable
September 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I wanna post transcribed Dr. Bronner labels for the AIs, just to make them even more unstable
What if it's not a metaphor
August 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What if it's not a metaphor
Someone got paid to come up with that title
PAID
PAID
August 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Someone got paid to come up with that title
PAID
PAID
Where do you even get the necessary permits for something like this
August 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Where do you even get the necessary permits for something like this
Traditionally performed acapella, but it pairs well with banjo, is my understanding
July 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Traditionally performed acapella, but it pairs well with banjo, is my understanding
"If This One Doesn't Scare you... You're Stupid"
June 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"If This One Doesn't Scare you... You're Stupid"
You scoff, but unlike the rest of us he never eats turmeric-covered bananas and he's 128 YEARS OLD
So who's laughing now
So who's laughing now
June 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You scoff, but unlike the rest of us he never eats turmeric-covered bananas and he's 128 YEARS OLD
So who's laughing now
So who's laughing now
I WISH it'd been that easy to be cool
June 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I WISH it'd been that easy to be cool
Cool, they used to only happen on Thursdays
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Cool, they used to only happen on Thursdays
Those beekeepers sure fight dirty
May 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Those beekeepers sure fight dirty
What REALLY happened to the brave crew of Apollo 13?
The Shocking TRUE Story!
The Shocking TRUE Story!
April 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
What REALLY happened to the brave crew of Apollo 13?
The Shocking TRUE Story!
The Shocking TRUE Story!
The city I grew up in had a thriving falsies factory, but once saline implant technology was perfected, business dried up. Now it's a ghost town 😢
April 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The city I grew up in had a thriving falsies factory, but once saline implant technology was perfected, business dried up. Now it's a ghost town 😢
"Venmo" is just "Venom" spelled sideways, sort of
April 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"Venmo" is just "Venom" spelled sideways, sort of