Lumi Kløvstad
@lumi-klovstad.bsky.social
Left-wing progressive polytheist gamer. Anti-capitalist. ACAB. Loves 40K and Helldivers 2.
Dispenser of lukewarm takes that have been slightly reheated in the microwave a few times.
Dispenser of lukewarm takes that have been slightly reheated in the microwave a few times.
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I hate it here so much
January 4, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I hate it here so much
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Having made this scam work in the life and death arena of driving cars, I guess it makes sense that he would take it to the even more high stakes world of *checks notes* CSAM?
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Having made this scam work in the life and death arena of driving cars, I guess it makes sense that he would take it to the even more high stakes world of *checks notes* CSAM?
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Elon Musk's entire deal is promising that technology can fulfill all your deepest and least-examined dreams, and then being like "whoah, sorry, this one is on you"
Anyone collaborating with us to make illegal content using the tools we created to make illegal content will face the same consequences as they would if they did it alone.
We will also face the same consequences as if they did it alone: none.
We will also face the same consequences as if they did it alone: none.
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Elon Musk's entire deal is promising that technology can fulfill all your deepest and least-examined dreams, and then being like "whoah, sorry, this one is on you"
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We know that at least 50 people have died trying to use Tesla's driving automation the way Elon Musk advertises it, but we have no idea how many people have had to bear the non-lethal consequences of believing his wildly misleading safety claims... based on Tesla's insurance costs, it seems bad tho
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 AM
We know that at least 50 people have died trying to use Tesla's driving automation the way Elon Musk advertises it, but we have no idea how many people have had to bear the non-lethal consequences of believing his wildly misleading safety claims... based on Tesla's insurance costs, it seems bad tho
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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rewriting the lyrics to "fortunate son" so they're about missing out on the opportunity to do insider trading ahead of the latest illegal military adventure
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
rewriting the lyrics to "fortunate son" so they're about missing out on the opportunity to do insider trading ahead of the latest illegal military adventure
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please keep the people of venezuela in your thoughts today. it’s blatant acts of unjust cruelty like this that put people’s lives in jeopardy and america is far too complacent with it.
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
please keep the people of venezuela in your thoughts today. it’s blatant acts of unjust cruelty like this that put people’s lives in jeopardy and america is far too complacent with it.
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Remembering when I was told I was overreacting when Texas passed their abortion bounty law and I was told that everyone needs to calm down because that's what courts are for and then Roe was overturned and then Chevron was overturned and then the SCOTUS said the President can do crimes legally
January 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Remembering when I was told I was overreacting when Texas passed their abortion bounty law and I was told that everyone needs to calm down because that's what courts are for and then Roe was overturned and then Chevron was overturned and then the SCOTUS said the President can do crimes legally
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A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
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Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev told that all the prediction markets had rules against insider trading last April as part of a large conversation about turning the economy into gambling. This is all zeroed out by today’s insider trading on Venezuela strikes, I think www.theverge.com/decoder-podc...
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev told that all the prediction markets had rules against insider trading last April as part of a large conversation about turning the economy into gambling. This is all zeroed out by today’s insider trading on Venezuela strikes, I think www.theverge.com/decoder-podc...
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Dog ain’t gonna wag itself.
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Dog ain’t gonna wag itself.
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Well that didn't take fucking long
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Well that didn't take fucking long
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things just ain't been the same since the factory aura farms moved in... rizz production is up but there's no joy in the aurabusiness, as they call it
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
things just ain't been the same since the factory aura farms moved in... rizz production is up but there's no joy in the aurabusiness, as they call it
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well shucks, I come from a long line of small family aura farmers
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
well shucks, I come from a long line of small family aura farmers
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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✨🦋BLUESKY HOT TIPS🦋✨
Hi all lovely new people. Here are some awesome features on Bsky:
- There's no commercial algorithm here
- Feeds are your custom algorithm created by kindred spirits
- Links are safe. Show off!!
- OR show off others by making a starter pack and recommending your favs
Hi all lovely new people. Here are some awesome features on Bsky:
- There's no commercial algorithm here
- Feeds are your custom algorithm created by kindred spirits
- Links are safe. Show off!!
- OR show off others by making a starter pack and recommending your favs
December 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
✨🦋BLUESKY HOT TIPS🦋✨
Hi all lovely new people. Here are some awesome features on Bsky:
- There's no commercial algorithm here
- Feeds are your custom algorithm created by kindred spirits
- Links are safe. Show off!!
- OR show off others by making a starter pack and recommending your favs
Hi all lovely new people. Here are some awesome features on Bsky:
- There's no commercial algorithm here
- Feeds are your custom algorithm created by kindred spirits
- Links are safe. Show off!!
- OR show off others by making a starter pack and recommending your favs
Lost in the sauce.
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Lost in the sauce.
Merry Christmas to the like 5-8 real actual human beings who probably follow me. I don't know. I haven't looked.
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Merry Christmas to the like 5-8 real actual human beings who probably follow me. I don't know. I haven't looked.
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Painted some ruins
December 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Painted some ruins
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For years, people have lodged complaints about Tesla’s doors. With no official statistics, Bloomberg did its own analysis on the number of fatal crashes in the US in which door functionality played a role. Read more: bloom.bg/49tm0fF
📷️: Getty Images
📷️: Getty Images
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
For years, people have lodged complaints about Tesla’s doors. With no official statistics, Bloomberg did its own analysis on the number of fatal crashes in the US in which door functionality played a role. Read more: bloom.bg/49tm0fF
📷️: Getty Images
📷️: Getty Images
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New: They survived a Cybertruck crash. Then a fire killed them. Tesla has marketed its trucks as seemingly impenetrable — bulletproof, with shatter-resistant glass and able to contain blasts. What happens if those same features trap people inside? www.washingtonpost.com/technology/i...
They survived a Cybertruck crash. An inferno led to a race against time.
In at least a dozen cases since 2019, people have struggled to access or exit Teslas during life-threatening emergencies, fueling lawsuits alleging the company’s futuristic features have caused injuri...
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December 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
New: They survived a Cybertruck crash. Then a fire killed them. Tesla has marketed its trucks as seemingly impenetrable — bulletproof, with shatter-resistant glass and able to contain blasts. What happens if those same features trap people inside? www.washingtonpost.com/technology/i...
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Solar noon in Anchorage.
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Solar noon in Anchorage.