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Schlorpo van der Meer
@luka-me-now.bsky.social
Certainly not who you were looking for. he/him
This made me smile something fierce
February 3, 2024 at 7:26 PM
11:22 pm and I am taking my first meal of the day, soup. Even fully vaxxed, covid is an absolutely terrible experience.
February 3, 2024 at 4:25 AM
January 28, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Bought my self some silvering shampoo and conditioner today. If I'm gonna go gray, it's gonna look good, goddamnit!
January 28, 2024 at 12:35 AM
What the actual fuck?
January 10, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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man what am i even supposed to do here
January 6, 2024 at 5:51 AM
You could say we had a *nice* amount of rain here in Apex today #ncwx #wx
January 7, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Slammed my fucking fingers in the door. How they're all gross. Great.
January 6, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Happy perihelion! At 7:38 pm Eastern US time today the Earth was the closest it will be to the Sun all year, about 147 million km, or 1.5% closer than average.
January 3, 2024 at 12:38 AM
But anyhow, I took a few extra days off since I didn't get much of a break, and I spent the first day building my plants this place to overwinter. And the top shelf is specifically for my propagations!
January 2, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Well, @thatarctickodey.bsky.social finally went to the doctor. He should be more like me and go when his husband first says "Hey, you should really go to the doctor now"

I never fight him on this
January 2, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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Supersymmetry xkcd.com/2873
December 27, 2023 at 10:05 PM
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best bit in “favourite things” is when Maria briefly lapses into a repressed lesbian fugue before snapping herself back out of it
December 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM
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See you all in hell
December 19, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Oh no, am I getting excited for a candidate for the Commissioner of Agriculture race? Heck yeah I am, and you should, too!
If you're seeing dire news about water & alfalfa lately, I have good news for you.

The US's water problems have solutions!

One of the most powerful solutions: give serious attention & investment to agriculture in the southeastern US.

Let's talk about just one way to do that.
December 17, 2023 at 11:09 PM
youtube.com/shorts/b_r26...

Turn around, don't drown! #wx #ncwx
December 17, 2023 at 10:24 PM
It's raining. #ncwx
December 17, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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Definitely not a drill!!
This is not a drill! Season 3 is confirmed! 😇😈

#GoodOmens #GoodOmens3
December 14, 2023 at 3:19 PM
A sentence I'm not sure I had planned on uttering today. It's important to note that I'm a proud plant papa.
December 13, 2023 at 5:55 PM
I like heat pumps and I cannot lie.
December 13, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Actual captioned photo of my dog
December 7, 2023 at 9:07 PM
I missed my favorite author at my favorite bookstore, but if she of y'all are fans, this could make a certain friend of yours super excited!
Hi folks, people have been asking me about ordering signed books for the holidays! You can get them in one of two ways. I have a good-sized stock of books that I already signed at Malaprop's in NC, after I did an event there a few weeks back:
www.malaprops.com 1/2
Malaprop's Bookstore/Cafe | 55 Haywood Street • In Beautiful Downtown Asheville, North Carolina ��...
www.malaprops.com
December 6, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Ten years ago, I legally married my best friend.
December 6, 2023 at 2:37 PM