Schlorpo van der Meer
@luka-me-now.bsky.social
Certainly not who you were looking for. he/him
This made me smile something fierce
February 3, 2024 at 7:26 PM
This made me smile something fierce
11:22 pm and I am taking my first meal of the day, soup. Even fully vaxxed, covid is an absolutely terrible experience.
February 3, 2024 at 4:25 AM
11:22 pm and I am taking my first meal of the day, soup. Even fully vaxxed, covid is an absolutely terrible experience.
@thatarctickodey.bsky.social, sound familiar?
January 28, 2024 at 5:16 AM
@thatarctickodey.bsky.social, sound familiar?
Bought my self some silvering shampoo and conditioner today. If I'm gonna go gray, it's gonna look good, goddamnit!
January 28, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Bought my self some silvering shampoo and conditioner today. If I'm gonna go gray, it's gonna look good, goddamnit!
What the actual fuck?
Another deceased prisoner in Alabama has been found missing all of his organs, including his brain
Inmate's organs, including brain, missing from decomposing body; second case in last month | WBMA
ABC 33/40 News has obtained court documents revealing another case of a deceased Alabama inmate's body found missing organs. The body of Charles Edward Singleto
t.co
January 10, 2024 at 8:56 PM
What the actual fuck?
That's my brand! Gotta go buy some more!
January 10, 2024 at 6:35 PM
That's my brand! Gotta go buy some more!
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man what am i even supposed to do here
January 6, 2024 at 5:51 AM
man what am i even supposed to do here
January 7, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Slammed my fucking fingers in the door. How they're all gross. Great.
January 6, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Slammed my fucking fingers in the door. How they're all gross. Great.
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Happy perihelion! At 7:38 pm Eastern US time today the Earth was the closest it will be to the Sun all year, about 147 million km, or 1.5% closer than average.
January 3, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Happy perihelion! At 7:38 pm Eastern US time today the Earth was the closest it will be to the Sun all year, about 147 million km, or 1.5% closer than average.
But anyhow, I took a few extra days off since I didn't get much of a break, and I spent the first day building my plants this place to overwinter. And the top shelf is specifically for my propagations!
January 2, 2024 at 10:57 PM
But anyhow, I took a few extra days off since I didn't get much of a break, and I spent the first day building my plants this place to overwinter. And the top shelf is specifically for my propagations!
Well, @thatarctickodey.bsky.social finally went to the doctor. He should be more like me and go when his husband first says "Hey, you should really go to the doctor now"
I never fight him on this
I never fight him on this
January 2, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Well, @thatarctickodey.bsky.social finally went to the doctor. He should be more like me and go when his husband first says "Hey, you should really go to the doctor now"
I never fight him on this
I never fight him on this
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best bit in “favourite things” is when Maria briefly lapses into a repressed lesbian fugue before snapping herself back out of it
December 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM
best bit in “favourite things” is when Maria briefly lapses into a repressed lesbian fugue before snapping herself back out of it
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See you all in hell
December 19, 2023 at 2:52 AM
See you all in hell
Oh no, am I getting excited for a candidate for the Commissioner of Agriculture race? Heck yeah I am, and you should, too!
If you're seeing dire news about water & alfalfa lately, I have good news for you.
The US's water problems have solutions!
One of the most powerful solutions: give serious attention & investment to agriculture in the southeastern US.
Let's talk about just one way to do that.
The US's water problems have solutions!
One of the most powerful solutions: give serious attention & investment to agriculture in the southeastern US.
Let's talk about just one way to do that.
December 17, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Oh no, am I getting excited for a candidate for the Commissioner of Agriculture race? Heck yeah I am, and you should, too!
December 17, 2023 at 10:24 PM
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Definitely not a drill!!
December 14, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Definitely not a drill!!
A sentence I'm not sure I had planned on uttering today. It's important to note that I'm a proud plant papa.
December 13, 2023 at 5:55 PM
A sentence I'm not sure I had planned on uttering today. It's important to note that I'm a proud plant papa.
@thatarctickodey.bsky.social , He's here!
I like heat pumps and I cannot lie.
December 13, 2023 at 2:56 PM
@thatarctickodey.bsky.social , He's here!
Actual captioned photo of my dog
December 7, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Actual captioned photo of my dog
I missed my favorite author at my favorite bookstore, but if she of y'all are fans, this could make a certain friend of yours super excited!
Hi folks, people have been asking me about ordering signed books for the holidays! You can get them in one of two ways. I have a good-sized stock of books that I already signed at Malaprop's in NC, after I did an event there a few weeks back:
www.malaprops.com 1/2
www.malaprops.com 1/2
Malaprop's Bookstore/Cafe | 55 Haywood Street • In Beautiful Downtown Asheville, North Carolina ��...
www.malaprops.com
December 6, 2023 at 5:02 PM
I missed my favorite author at my favorite bookstore, but if she of y'all are fans, this could make a certain friend of yours super excited!
Ten years ago, I legally married my best friend.
December 6, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Ten years ago, I legally married my best friend.