Celánea
@luciola.bsky.social
En ce temps-là, je vivais dans la lune: Les bonheurs d'ici-bas m'étaient tous défendus, je semais des violettes et chantais pour des prunes et tendais la patte aux chats perdus...
Hay un lugar en el infierno para el imbécil que le enseñó a usar Facebook a mi madre.
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hay un lugar en el infierno para el imbécil que le enseñó a usar Facebook a mi madre.
Fui a comprar vinagre de arroz y me regalaron una charolita de sushi (que asumo ya no vendieron hoy). Pero hey, fue gratis! ⭐
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Fui a comprar vinagre de arroz y me regalaron una charolita de sushi (que asumo ya no vendieron hoy). Pero hey, fue gratis! ⭐
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Pedí la entrega de mi colchón para el domingo porque supuestamente me entregaban la base el domingo. Ese día tuve que dormir en el piso. Ayer me entregaron la base de la cama y todavía olía a barniz.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pedí la entrega de mi colchón para el domingo porque supuestamente me entregaban la base el domingo. Ese día tuve que dormir en el piso. Ayer me entregaron la base de la cama y todavía olía a barniz.
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¿De verdad no les da pena?
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
¿De verdad no les da pena?
Que no se acabe esa bonita costumbre de hacer todo a última hora aunque hayan tenido tres semanas para hacerlo.
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Que no se acabe esa bonita costumbre de hacer todo a última hora aunque hayan tenido tres semanas para hacerlo.
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Apartheid South Africa waged endless regional wars under a “total strategy,” claiming it was fighting the Soviets while feeding off Western backing.
Israel now does the same with Iran.
But Pretoria’s militarism only brought isolation, economic strain & accelerated collapse.
🧵>>>
Israel now does the same with Iran.
But Pretoria’s militarism only brought isolation, economic strain & accelerated collapse.
🧵>>>
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Apartheid South Africa waged endless regional wars under a “total strategy,” claiming it was fighting the Soviets while feeding off Western backing.
Israel now does the same with Iran.
But Pretoria’s militarism only brought isolation, economic strain & accelerated collapse.
🧵>>>
Israel now does the same with Iran.
But Pretoria’s militarism only brought isolation, economic strain & accelerated collapse.
🧵>>>
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I GENUINELY HATE THAT WE USE THE SAME TERM TO REFER TO THE PLAGIARISM SLOP MACHINE AND THE CODE THAT MAKES TAILS FOLLOW YOU AROUND IN SONIC 2.
July 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I GENUINELY HATE THAT WE USE THE SAME TERM TO REFER TO THE PLAGIARISM SLOP MACHINE AND THE CODE THAT MAKES TAILS FOLLOW YOU AROUND IN SONIC 2.
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Lmao a Sheinbaum por querer llevarse la fiesta tranquila con los muebles impresentables que dejó Obrador y ahora no para de quedar mal con todo mundo
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Lmao a Sheinbaum por querer llevarse la fiesta tranquila con los muebles impresentables que dejó Obrador y ahora no para de quedar mal con todo mundo
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O nariz dele já tá lá em 2026 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
O nariz dele já tá lá em 2026 🤣
No me gustaron mucho mis uñitas pero no se ven tan mal bajo la luz de la máquina de coser.
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
No me gustaron mucho mis uñitas pero no se ven tan mal bajo la luz de la máquina de coser.
Fuckin' finally.
🚨 #ÚLTIMAHORA | Alejandro Gertz Manero renuncia a la Fiscalía General de la República (FGR).
En una carta, afirmó que la presidenta Claudia Sheinbaum lo propuso como Embajador de un "país amigo"
fabricadeperiodismo....
En una carta, afirmó que la presidenta Claudia Sheinbaum lo propuso como Embajador de un "país amigo"
fabricadeperiodismo....
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Fuckin' finally.
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Para una industria que se la pasa repitiendo que hay que ir a las salas para disfrutar de la verdadera experiencia no hacen mucho para que se disfrute la verdadera experiencia. 😩
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Para una industria que se la pasa repitiendo que hay que ir a las salas para disfrutar de la verdadera experiencia no hacen mucho para que se disfrute la verdadera experiencia. 😩
Hoy vi un gallito miniatura y estoy enamorada
♡(> ਊ <)♡
♡(> ਊ <)♡
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hoy vi un gallito miniatura y estoy enamorada
♡(> ਊ <)♡
♡(> ਊ <)♡
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El bloqueo de los transportistas ha reducido considerablemente el número de coches en la ciudad y aún así los coches que hay en la calle manejan de la verga. Comprobado que el automóvil es una máquina de imprimir misantropía
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
El bloqueo de los transportistas ha reducido considerablemente el número de coches en la ciudad y aún así los coches que hay en la calle manejan de la verga. Comprobado que el automóvil es una máquina de imprimir misantropía
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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It astounds me that after over two years of recognized genocide, large media outlets are still publishing headlines like this. I don't know what else to say except I hope one day there is a reckoning for it.
BREAKING: At least 24 people are dead and 54 wounded after Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began in October, officials say.
Israel launches strikes in Gaza ceasefire's latest test as hospitals say 20 killed
Israel's military says it has launched new airstrikes against Hamas militants in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began on October 10.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It astounds me that after over two years of recognized genocide, large media outlets are still publishing headlines like this. I don't know what else to say except I hope one day there is a reckoning for it.
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Please hear me when I say that
1) these anti-medical woo birth movements have been a primary feeder into anti-vaxx eugenic movements
2) they pre-date the age of social media
3) they exist because we have not addressed medical sexism and specifically obstetric violence
1) these anti-medical woo birth movements have been a primary feeder into anti-vaxx eugenic movements
2) they pre-date the age of social media
3) they exist because we have not addressed medical sexism and specifically obstetric violence
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
As Esau Lopez was asphyxiated for the first 17 minutes of his life on Earth, the atmosphere in the room remained serene, even ecstatic. Acoustic music crooned from a speaker in a modest two-bedroom apartment in a suburb of Pennsylvania. “You are a queen,” murmured one of three friends in the room.
Only Esau’s mother, Gabrielle Lopez, felt something was wrong. She was pushing hard, but her son would not be born. “Can you help [him] out?” she asked, as Esau crowned. “Baby is coming,” the friend replied. Four minutes later, Lopez asked again, “Can you grab [him]?” Another friend murmured, “Baby is safe.” Six minutes passed. Again, Lopez asked, “Can you grab [him]?” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Please hear me when I say that
1) these anti-medical woo birth movements have been a primary feeder into anti-vaxx eugenic movements
2) they pre-date the age of social media
3) they exist because we have not addressed medical sexism and specifically obstetric violence
1) these anti-medical woo birth movements have been a primary feeder into anti-vaxx eugenic movements
2) they pre-date the age of social media
3) they exist because we have not addressed medical sexism and specifically obstetric violence
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"testing the ceasefire"
Hijos de la reverga, el periodismo está muerto.
Hijos de la reverga, el periodismo está muerto.
BREAKING: At least 24 people are dead and 54 wounded after Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began in October, officials say.
Israel launches strikes in Gaza ceasefire's latest test as hospitals say 20 killed
Israel's military says it has launched new airstrikes against Hamas militants in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began on October 10.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"testing the ceasefire"
Hijos de la reverga, el periodismo está muerto.
Hijos de la reverga, el periodismo está muerto.
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Además de lo ético y el por qué querrías gente odiante en tu vida mis 2 pesos son que son malas amistades porque siempre les va a arder el culo sobre las decisiones que otres tomen sobre sus cuerpos y sus vidas, pasando por el color de tu tinte hasta el tamaño de tu cuerpo, qué les puedes confiar? 🤷🏻♀️
Recordatorio núm. 83919391 de que a la gente transfóbica no le gusta la autonomía corporal (ajena)
Kathleen Stock has written an article against "abortion permissiveness". She claims abortion requires "justification" saying the state should limit "unacceptable decision-making" by women about their own bodies.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Además de lo ético y el por qué querrías gente odiante en tu vida mis 2 pesos son que son malas amistades porque siempre les va a arder el culo sobre las decisiones que otres tomen sobre sus cuerpos y sus vidas, pasando por el color de tu tinte hasta el tamaño de tu cuerpo, qué les puedes confiar? 🤷🏻♀️
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Recordatorio núm. 83919391 de que a la gente transfóbica no le gusta la autonomía corporal (ajena)
Kathleen Stock has written an article against "abortion permissiveness". She claims abortion requires "justification" saying the state should limit "unacceptable decision-making" by women about their own bodies.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Recordatorio núm. 83919391 de que a la gente transfóbica no le gusta la autonomía corporal (ajena)
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Estaba viendo el video de Proyecto Escolar entrevistando a fans de Ricardo Salinas en el espectáculo masturbatorio que se mandó a organizar y sólo puedo decir que somos un país de desclasados.
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Estaba viendo el video de Proyecto Escolar entrevistando a fans de Ricardo Salinas en el espectáculo masturbatorio que se mandó a organizar y sólo puedo decir que somos un país de desclasados.
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The people who say "why this obsession with Palestine? why don't you post about Sudan?" never post about Sudan themselves.
What they mean is "it's fine you don't care about Sudan. You should be similarly indifferent to Palestine"
(of course, many people do post about both and other crises)
What they mean is "it's fine you don't care about Sudan. You should be similarly indifferent to Palestine"
(of course, many people do post about both and other crises)
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The people who say "why this obsession with Palestine? why don't you post about Sudan?" never post about Sudan themselves.
What they mean is "it's fine you don't care about Sudan. You should be similarly indifferent to Palestine"
(of course, many people do post about both and other crises)
What they mean is "it's fine you don't care about Sudan. You should be similarly indifferent to Palestine"
(of course, many people do post about both and other crises)