Love and Gravity
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Believer in big government and small people
A star is born (2018). I fucking hate when a movie throws in a completely underdeveloped suicide to tug on your heartstrings and this movie is the worst offender. Utter trash, as soon as it cut to the blurry shot with the sad music I was livid
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
A star is born (2018). I fucking hate when a movie throws in a completely underdeveloped suicide to tug on your heartstrings and this movie is the worst offender. Utter trash, as soon as it cut to the blurry shot with the sad music I was livid
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valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
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how do you stop your tummy from hurting without quitting coffee or alcohol or ordering the spiciest thing on the menu or feeling stressed out all the time
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
how do you stop your tummy from hurting without quitting coffee or alcohol or ordering the spiciest thing on the menu or feeling stressed out all the time
In this house we believe
Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
In this house we believe
Only way to get scorigami from here is a Seattle field goal then a safety for the Pats
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Only way to get scorigami from here is a Seattle field goal then a safety for the Pats
Happy for all the NFL fans, but can we all agree that 4 "15 minute" periods should not take 3.5 hours?!
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Happy for all the NFL fans, but can we all agree that 4 "15 minute" periods should not take 3.5 hours?!
I do think it is very funny that millennials went from TyPiNg LyK tHiS aT AgE 14 to doing the whole lower case no punctuation thing at age 34 generation of nerds who think its kewl to express yourself through typography.
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I do think it is very funny that millennials went from TyPiNg LyK tHiS aT AgE 14 to doing the whole lower case no punctuation thing at age 34 generation of nerds who think its kewl to express yourself through typography.
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that one’s good but this one is even better
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
that one’s good but this one is even better
Frances farmer will have her revenge on Seattle - Nirvana
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Frances farmer will have her revenge on Seattle - Nirvana
How can they credit the Birthday Book with the photo? I can't imagine it was the photographer
One of leader of the Labour Party and current Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer's most valuable right-hand men and enforcers, there:
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
How can they credit the Birthday Book with the photo? I can't imagine it was the photographer
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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you know what they say: power points, and absolute power points absolutely
January 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
you know what they say: power points, and absolute power points absolutely
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But with my new invention, the soup roof...
trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 AM
But with my new invention, the soup roof...
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I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic
what are the "good" movies? artistically i mean, not in a "i enjoyed this escapist slop" kind of way
im thinking...
pulp fiction
terminator 2
fight club
tlotr
the arrival of a train at la coitat
...
end of list?
im thinking...
pulp fiction
terminator 2
fight club
tlotr
the arrival of a train at la coitat
...
end of list?
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
what are the "good" movies? artistically i mean, not in a "i enjoyed this escapist slop" kind of way
im thinking...
pulp fiction
terminator 2
fight club
tlotr
the arrival of a train at la coitat
...
end of list?
im thinking...
pulp fiction
terminator 2
fight club
tlotr
the arrival of a train at la coitat
...
end of list?
If your favourite movie is avatar 3, I'm sorry but you won't escape the cycle of samsara in this lifetime
December 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If your favourite movie is avatar 3, I'm sorry but you won't escape the cycle of samsara in this lifetime
I hate watching sport with people who try to guess the end before it happens
whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I hate watching sport with people who try to guess the end before it happens
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Honestly would be a pretty good bit if this wasn't about how he killed a child.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Honestly would be a pretty good bit if this wasn't about how he killed a child.
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i could never be polyamorous im terrible with names
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i could never be polyamorous im terrible with names
Commenting dream three-way on my ex wifes wedding photos
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Commenting dream three-way on my ex wifes wedding photos