(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

hey bravo to whomever at Nintendo made the deeply inspired decision with DK Bananza to make it so if you die enough times in one place, pillars of gold accumulate to form an agonized, screaming Donkey Kong reaching for heaven

You know everything's totally fine when your president sounds like he's entering the second phase of his boss fight

um

possibly the most coldblooded live bug I’ve ever seen

Local war criminal murdered