Lord of Gorts
@lordofgoats.bsky.social
Come get your nature calendars here!
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Come get your nature calendars here!
Wicked might be the epitome of unnecessary remakes / edgy reboots. The original slaps. kick-ass practical effects, great songs, memorable characters and clear motivations. can't beat it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Wicked might be the epitome of unnecessary remakes / edgy reboots. The original slaps. kick-ass practical effects, great songs, memorable characters and clear motivations. can't beat it.
It's been a LONG month of cloudy skies, but I got 4 nights and 22 hours of data, exclusively looking at ionized hydrogen, oxygen, and sulfur gas. The Elephant Trunk Nebula!
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's been a LONG month of cloudy skies, but I got 4 nights and 22 hours of data, exclusively looking at ionized hydrogen, oxygen, and sulfur gas. The Elephant Trunk Nebula!
oh damn its @hacksawjenny.rip (source www.deviantart.com/adibhat)
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
oh damn its @hacksawjenny.rip (source www.deviantart.com/adibhat)
If we're ranking presidential side-pieces..
1) Marilyn Monroe (JFK)
2) Alice Marsh (LBJ)
3) Lewinski (Clinton)
4) Carrie Phillips (Harding)
5) Tempurpedic System (Vance)
6) Ikea Idanäs (Vance)
7) Nebraska Furniture Mart's clearance section (Vance)
1) Marilyn Monroe (JFK)
2) Alice Marsh (LBJ)
3) Lewinski (Clinton)
4) Carrie Phillips (Harding)
5) Tempurpedic System (Vance)
6) Ikea Idanäs (Vance)
7) Nebraska Furniture Mart's clearance section (Vance)
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If we're ranking presidential side-pieces..
1) Marilyn Monroe (JFK)
2) Alice Marsh (LBJ)
3) Lewinski (Clinton)
4) Carrie Phillips (Harding)
5) Tempurpedic System (Vance)
6) Ikea Idanäs (Vance)
7) Nebraska Furniture Mart's clearance section (Vance)
1) Marilyn Monroe (JFK)
2) Alice Marsh (LBJ)
3) Lewinski (Clinton)
4) Carrie Phillips (Harding)
5) Tempurpedic System (Vance)
6) Ikea Idanäs (Vance)
7) Nebraska Furniture Mart's clearance section (Vance)
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Over Lansing, MI!
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Over Lansing, MI!
Updates are not always upgrades.
Windows 11 was finally foisted upon me at work and my ass proposed "will any up to date and supported OS do in its stead?" and when told "yes" immediately dualbooted into Ubuntu Linux and have been happily plugging away all morning.
Windows 11 was finally foisted upon me at work and my ass proposed "will any up to date and supported OS do in its stead?" and when told "yes" immediately dualbooted into Ubuntu Linux and have been happily plugging away all morning.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Updates are not always upgrades.
Windows 11 was finally foisted upon me at work and my ass proposed "will any up to date and supported OS do in its stead?" and when told "yes" immediately dualbooted into Ubuntu Linux and have been happily plugging away all morning.
Windows 11 was finally foisted upon me at work and my ass proposed "will any up to date and supported OS do in its stead?" and when told "yes" immediately dualbooted into Ubuntu Linux and have been happily plugging away all morning.
They never did. For all the blow and bluster, it was just to hijack the imaginations of millions. From the incredibly gullible to the willfully ignorant, they were sold a reality that never existed. Preyed upon by the worst storytellers ever to pick up a pen.
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
They never did. For all the blow and bluster, it was just to hijack the imaginations of millions. From the incredibly gullible to the willfully ignorant, they were sold a reality that never existed. Preyed upon by the worst storytellers ever to pick up a pen.
I can't believe the universe got us a dead Dick Cheney for our wedding anniversary! How thoughtful!
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I can't believe the universe got us a dead Dick Cheney for our wedding anniversary! How thoughtful!
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social Visited the local Zoo and Aquarium this weekend and got to see these little weirdos being bashful in their rock shelters.
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social Visited the local Zoo and Aquarium this weekend and got to see these little weirdos being bashful in their rock shelters.
anyone have an orb I can ponder?
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
anyone have an orb I can ponder?
I'm an Install Wizard!
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm an Install Wizard!
Imagine spending a decade and a half trying to solve a problem that didn't exist and the only thing you have to show for it is billions lost and one of the largest layoffs prior to the holidays on record.
what a complete chode. an utter buffoon.
what a complete chode. an utter buffoon.
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Imagine spending a decade and a half trying to solve a problem that didn't exist and the only thing you have to show for it is billions lost and one of the largest layoffs prior to the holidays on record.
what a complete chode. an utter buffoon.
what a complete chode. an utter buffoon.
Here's what I want more of; playing games with my friends. Here's what I want less of; doing it performatively for clicks and clips and hocking sincere moments into the AI meatgrinder.
Catch me off air.
Catch me off air.
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Here's what I want more of; playing games with my friends. Here's what I want less of; doing it performatively for clicks and clips and hocking sincere moments into the AI meatgrinder.
Catch me off air.
Catch me off air.
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Made a short doc about a man in LA who still makes neon signs. He calls it “the lost and found art.” Check out the full thing on YouTube: youtu.be/SSNfDodj674?...
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Made a short doc about a man in LA who still makes neon signs. He calls it “the lost and found art.” Check out the full thing on YouTube: youtu.be/SSNfDodj674?...
quick question @glitch.mov - Looking to move away from services like Spotify for music streaming and would rather house my own data at home and stream to my mobile device while on the go. Have you come across anything like this in your travels?
October 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
quick question @glitch.mov - Looking to move away from services like Spotify for music streaming and would rather house my own data at home and stream to my mobile device while on the go. Have you come across anything like this in your travels?
Fitz from Halloween H20 is Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop 😱😱🤯
October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Fitz from Halloween H20 is Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop 😱😱🤯
The last Mission Impossible movie had a slight miscalculation, it underestimated how powerful bullshit AI generated ragebait videos could be when billions are watching. It doesn't have to fool everyone. Just enough. Just until the violence starts. Then it all comes down.
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The last Mission Impossible movie had a slight miscalculation, it underestimated how powerful bullshit AI generated ragebait videos could be when billions are watching. It doesn't have to fool everyone. Just enough. Just until the violence starts. Then it all comes down.
godbless.
In Elvira: Mistress of the Dark on VHS, the person who did the closed captions moved them from the default reading position to be closer to Elvira's tits.
This is because they knew deaf viewers wouldn't want to look away from her legendary bazongas to read the caption.
This is disability allyship!
This is because they knew deaf viewers wouldn't want to look away from her legendary bazongas to read the caption.
This is disability allyship!
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
godbless.
During the "20 birthdays" bit from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social he rhetorically asked "If there was a 120 year old in the white house just sitting in a wading pool of his own poop with a pirate hat on, would things be any worse than they are right now?"
It was not an open invitation to one-up!
It was not an open invitation to one-up!
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
During the "20 birthdays" bit from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social he rhetorically asked "If there was a 120 year old in the white house just sitting in a wading pool of his own poop with a pirate hat on, would things be any worse than they are right now?"
It was not an open invitation to one-up!
It was not an open invitation to one-up!
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ngl I thought "Bad Bunny" was that chick who tried to fist fight Dr. Phil.
I am an old person now. please find me a night mossy bog to decay in.
I am an old person now. please find me a night mossy bog to decay in.
October 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
ngl I thought "Bad Bunny" was that chick who tried to fist fight Dr. Phil.
I am an old person now. please find me a night mossy bog to decay in.
I am an old person now. please find me a night mossy bog to decay in.
sending this to the two spookiest bitches I know. @hacksawjenny.rip and @kaye.zone
House of Necrosis is OUT NOW on Steam!
House of Necrosis features turnbased dungeon-crawling as well as a tank-controlled hubworld, complete with pre-rendered backgrounds! This is SURVIVAL HORROR MYSTERY DUNGEON
💀Buy the game now, 10% launch discount!💀
store.steampowered.com/app/2005870/...
House of Necrosis features turnbased dungeon-crawling as well as a tank-controlled hubworld, complete with pre-rendered backgrounds! This is SURVIVAL HORROR MYSTERY DUNGEON
💀Buy the game now, 10% launch discount!💀
store.steampowered.com/app/2005870/...
October 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
sending this to the two spookiest bitches I know. @hacksawjenny.rip and @kaye.zone