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She's so British Colonizer coded that she she could and should just be the rival / antagonist to Nathan Drake in a crossover title. He's no peach either, but I think a narrative where both of them serve as villains to each other can show the audience that the real villain is greed and status.
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i mean, please don't. but i'd totally get it if you did.
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
you gonna walk out of the theater in protest.. on those.. feet.. those supple.. I'm sorry what were we talking about?
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
when you get done with that, go get some plates for art night.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just give us a polished (or not) update for Unreal Tournament 2004, Vehicle combat is fun and snappy. Onslaught mode was basically a FPS Moba and it was GOOD. tons of room for modded servers and community character skins. Kids don't know what they missed with 2K4.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The third Mario Bro., Enzo
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
May Kharjo find which follows their time on this plane pleasant and in the care of the Divines.
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Psychopaths often have a hard time regulating their emotions, lack fear and self preservation. Her willingness to put you and others in danger as recompense for the imagined slight is troubling. Family is huffing weapons grade copium because "thats just how she is". fuck all that.
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ALT: a man in a yellow shirt stands in front of a group of people
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November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
could be the wine talking but fuck tiktok
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Lech / Letch, rake, horndog, shag bandit, tomcat, skirt-chaser..
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Lookin great! Giving me Steven Page formerly of Barenaked Ladies vibes, but that sweater is handsome on you! Great color!
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My wife has the same expression on her face when I walk into the bathroom while she's taking a shower. "Whatcha doing love?"
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Until someone in the media gets the balls to ask Vance directly "Have you had intimate relations with furniture?" and he is forced to confirm or deny, I'm going to lean in on the embarrassing answer because punching up towards people in power has always and will always hit for me.
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Insurance underwriters hate this one weird trick!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i feel the same way about power tools. I hardly need a circular saw, but when I do, I need it for like, an afternoon. Not everyone needs a copy of every tool or machine ever. Sometimes I just want to learn how to turn wood on a lathe but don't want to commit $$$ and space to that.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
resident goat herder here; the answer is murky. if you're employed outside of the goats, probably. if goats is everything, also probably but its expensive OR you just go all-natural mountainman and learn how to treat your own maladies with foraged goods.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Cuben
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM