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Lord of Gorts
@lordofgoats.bsky.social
Come get your nature calendars here!
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's been a LONG month of cloudy skies, but I got 4 nights and 22 hours of data, exclusively looking at ionized hydrogen, oxygen, and sulfur gas. The Elephant Trunk Nebula!
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lookin great! Giving me Steven Page formerly of Barenaked Ladies vibes, but that sweater is handsome on you! Great color!
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Sky is alight!
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social Visited the local Zoo and Aquarium this weekend and got to see these little weirdos being bashful in their rock shelters.
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm an Install Wizard!
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Enjoy the bug.
October 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
October 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
No u
October 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I had a few clear evenings this week and spent them getting to know SH2-132, The Lion Nebula. What a lovely emission nebula! Can't wait to add more integration time to pick up more details.
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
hey @j0toro.bsky.social who do we gotta talk to about getting 'space buns' as a hair style?
September 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The two most protectively litigious companies on the planet are Disney and Nintendo. Good luck DHS, you absolute villains.
September 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I seent it and immediately thought @hacksawjenny.rip would dig it.
September 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
for your meme folder @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If you see this cat reply with a cat. I want to see all your cats.
August 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
August 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You wanted LSD Dolphins, instead you got Johnny Mnemonic cyberpunk dolphin.
August 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Can confirm, Goats are the way to go. Got a few of them. Some of them are national champions. Note, your neighbors who are "cool" will suddenly not be cool when your goat hops a fence and wanders into their garden party. City folk have no idea how to handle a rogue goat in a garden party.
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hey. uhhh @sarahmackattack.bsky.social I'm just trying to do my astro thing and your bugs keep being buggy. So far today, I've been swarmed by Mayflies and this fucking thing came over to say hello.

A solid three inch long Cottonwood Borer. big boy!
August 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
At my first star party weekend and everyone has such cool gear! Some are doing photography, some just observing.

Snagged this little 4min exposure on my phone while my telescope is locked onto Andromeda!
August 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
rate my #astrophotography setup. Also send me stickers to decorate the outside please.
August 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
4 POSTS INTO GBS. NEVER CHANGE INTERNET.
August 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
oh fuck yeah.
August 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Impromptu #mothnight while getting my calibration frames on the telescope. thanks @sarahmackattack.bsky.social for the fluttery friend. They stopped by to check out the tracing panel I use!
August 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM