Lord Notix
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Knower of a great deal of useless things
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We've only got 158,956 cans of Coke til 2026
December 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
We've only got 158,956 cans of Coke til 2026
I had actually had to double check what the self-given purpose of the Fabians was again. At least the wolves in sheep clothing imagery still fits for them.
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I had actually had to double check what the self-given purpose of the Fabians was again. At least the wolves in sheep clothing imagery still fits for them.
You know what they say, when one door closes... you get $20?
If you leave a Waymo’s door partially open the company has to pay a human $20 to come close it, please use this information responsibly.
December 31, 2025 at 11:26 AM
You know what they say, when one door closes... you get $20?
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Its fascinating how we're steadily moving towards the idea that anything that hurts my feelings should be a crime while simultaneously careening towards white theocratic nationalism and loss of civil liberties
These things are probably unrelated tho.
These things are probably unrelated tho.
The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Its fascinating how we're steadily moving towards the idea that anything that hurts my feelings should be a crime while simultaneously careening towards white theocratic nationalism and loss of civil liberties
These things are probably unrelated tho.
These things are probably unrelated tho.
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And now I'm remembering the late great Benjamin Zephaniah writing Bought And Sold, about how the state uses honours to tame influential radicals, and then him getting offered an OBE for services to poetry and asking "did you... not read my poem?"
December 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
And now I'm remembering the late great Benjamin Zephaniah writing Bought And Sold, about how the state uses honours to tame influential radicals, and then him getting offered an OBE for services to poetry and asking "did you... not read my poem?"
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes
Wait.
Wait WHAT.
You can accidentally turn your lasagna into a three volt battery that melts aluminum.
WHAT.
Wait WHAT.
You can accidentally turn your lasagna into a three volt battery that melts aluminum.
WHAT.
‘Lasagna battery’: Why you shouldn’t bake your pasta dish in a steel pan
This one mistake could turn your holiday dinner into an accidental galvanic cell.
www.nbcdfw.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes
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Back in 2011 I visited Warhammer World, and they were showing these absolutely wonderful Blanche Necron concepts.
December 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Back in 2011 I visited Warhammer World, and they were showing these absolutely wonderful Blanche Necron concepts.
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When i get a minute i'm gonna write up that essay about how the two highest level categories of TTRPGs, "trad" and "story", are in fact two separate species with no common ancestor. War games vs parlour games. TTRPG encrabification.
December 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When i get a minute i'm gonna write up that essay about how the two highest level categories of TTRPGs, "trad" and "story", are in fact two separate species with no common ancestor. War games vs parlour games. TTRPG encrabification.
Rather irked at the commentariat returning trope of "it's bad to empower the state to do awful things because fascists are popular" flatly implying that this would not be bad if The Right People did it.
The purpose of a system is what it does.
The purpose of a system is what it does.
December 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Rather irked at the commentariat returning trope of "it's bad to empower the state to do awful things because fascists are popular" flatly implying that this would not be bad if The Right People did it.
The purpose of a system is what it does.
The purpose of a system is what it does.
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"Oh you hate Cards Against Humanity? Well it's not exactly for the EASILY OFFENDED" oh really coz when it comes out at a party and I go "I ain't playing that witless shit" OOOO THE OFFENCE! Calm down, dickheads, YOU didn't come up with anything in the game.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Oh you hate Cards Against Humanity? Well it's not exactly for the EASILY OFFENDED" oh really coz when it comes out at a party and I go "I ain't playing that witless shit" OOOO THE OFFENCE! Calm down, dickheads, YOU didn't come up with anything in the game.
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setting up an exclusive high net worth locksmith service called GROND
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
setting up an exclusive high net worth locksmith service called GROND
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
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calling a military tech company Anduril: honestly, solid name, vibes of Aragorn's sword positive
calling a data company Palantir: sinister, but at least in a way that makes sense
calling your home security company *Sauron*, a cartoonishly evil villain famously undone by poor threat monitoring: ???
calling a data company Palantir: sinister, but at least in a way that makes sense
calling your home security company *Sauron*, a cartoonishly evil villain famously undone by poor threat monitoring: ???
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
calling a military tech company Anduril: honestly, solid name, vibes of Aragorn's sword positive
calling a data company Palantir: sinister, but at least in a way that makes sense
calling your home security company *Sauron*, a cartoonishly evil villain famously undone by poor threat monitoring: ???
calling a data company Palantir: sinister, but at least in a way that makes sense
calling your home security company *Sauron*, a cartoonishly evil villain famously undone by poor threat monitoring: ???
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Art by • Bob Peak for Excalibur 1981
April 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Art by • Bob Peak for Excalibur 1981
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather