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Hey gang, this is a hard post to write. I need help. I moved to a new place this year as my only choice and havent been able to find work for several months. I have around $300 to my name and it will be eaten very soon. If youre able to help out in this trying time id appreciate it. More info below.
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metroid is just a week away
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
metroid is just a week away
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Had to draw Rick like Axel in the Twisted Metal Black ending
#inspectornavart #Kirby #Marx #Rick #AirRiders
#inspectornavart #Kirby #Marx #Rick #AirRiders
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Had to draw Rick like Axel in the Twisted Metal Black ending
#inspectornavart #Kirby #Marx #Rick #AirRiders
#inspectornavart #Kirby #Marx #Rick #AirRiders
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i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
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I'm on that good fruits and vegetables
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'm on that good fruits and vegetables
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
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If a beefslab man built like Arnold in his bodybuilding prime handed me my order at a Wendy's my gay little brain would short-circuit. Doubly so if the uniform still had a cute silly hat.
And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If a beefslab man built like Arnold in his bodybuilding prime handed me my order at a Wendy's my gay little brain would short-circuit. Doubly so if the uniform still had a cute silly hat.
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He did not do this. He lived in the Big Blue House and went on adventures with Tutters the Rat and Treelo the Lemur.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He did not do this. He lived in the Big Blue House and went on adventures with Tutters the Rat and Treelo the Lemur.
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it's not metaphorical or hyperbole when i say "kill Ai before it kills you"
Everyone knows data centers use a ton of water.
What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.
And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.
And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
AI’s water problem is worse than we thought
A new investigation reveals how Amazon is amplifying Oregon’s nitrate pollution crisis.
heated.world
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
it's not metaphorical or hyperbole when i say "kill Ai before it kills you"
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from the article "Airplanes (song)"
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
from the article "Airplanes (song)"
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This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
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Welp, that'd explain why I've been getting a shit-ton of spam! Fuck you Google!
Looks like the article has been updated to suggest maybe they misread the policy.
I see people complaining that this also disabled their spam filters, though I still see new messages showing up in spam so it's still working fine for me after disabling things.
I see people complaining that this also disabled their spam filters, though I still see new messages showing up in spam so it's still working fine for me after disabling things.
[Correction] Gmail can read your emails and attachments to power "smart features"
Did you know that Gmail can use your emails and attachments for its smart features? Here's how to check your settings.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Welp, that'd explain why I've been getting a shit-ton of spam! Fuck you Google!
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EU friends, please take a few minutes to contact your representatives to oppose this bill. We know and understand how flawed these measures are, but those in charge clearly do not.
You can use the contact tool at the link below to generate an email with all the addresses you can speak to.
You can use the contact tool at the link below to generate an email with all the addresses you can speak to.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
EU friends, please take a few minutes to contact your representatives to oppose this bill. We know and understand how flawed these measures are, but those in charge clearly do not.
You can use the contact tool at the link below to generate an email with all the addresses you can speak to.
You can use the contact tool at the link below to generate an email with all the addresses you can speak to.
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Id you havent been calling your representatives about KOSA and other bills, NOW is the time to start doing so
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Id you havent been calling your representatives about KOSA and other bills, NOW is the time to start doing so
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Kirby Air Riders Canon Ending
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Kirby Air Riders Canon Ending
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Good to know this now before anyone gets too excited about this game.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Good to know this now before anyone gets too excited about this game.
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His balls probably got stuck to his leg and he registered it as an attack on an officer.
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
His balls probably got stuck to his leg and he registered it as an attack on an officer.
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There's 20 hours left for this sick looking pilot! Please if you wanna see like the coolest looking project get funded, throw it a bone!
Our indie groups, Lamb of God Studios, is trying to fund the pilot episode of our first major project,[Cassandra Complex]
The kickstarter has less than 5 days left we're at 40%
No such thing as too little support, likes, comments, shares, and pledges help us a ton
kck.st/42Gvodd
[ Support Indie ]
The kickstarter has less than 5 days left we're at 40%
No such thing as too little support, likes, comments, shares, and pledges help us a ton
kck.st/42Gvodd
[ Support Indie ]
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
There's 20 hours left for this sick looking pilot! Please if you wanna see like the coolest looking project get funded, throw it a bone!
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#SaveSpeech
KOSA and the Stop CSAM act are both extremely high priority
Lawmakers are looking to repeal section 230 and they are getting phone calls ENCOURAGING reps to do so!
We need to call and drown out the opposition so we can save a free and open internet!
KOSA and the Stop CSAM act are both extremely high priority
Lawmakers are looking to repeal section 230 and they are getting phone calls ENCOURAGING reps to do so!
We need to call and drown out the opposition so we can save a free and open internet!
#SaveSpeech
KOSA is continuing to pick up co-sponsors. You need to call your representatives and demand they oppose this bill!
Use the links below to find your representatives and hammer their phone lines!
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
www.congress.gov/members/find...
KOSA is continuing to pick up co-sponsors. You need to call your representatives and demand they oppose this bill!
Use the links below to find your representatives and hammer their phone lines!
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
www.congress.gov/members/find...
Oppose S. 1748 The Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA) ⭑ 5 Calls
Congress has again put forward legislation aimed at controlling what content children see online, known as the Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA). During …
5calls.org
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#SaveSpeech
KOSA and the Stop CSAM act are both extremely high priority
Lawmakers are looking to repeal section 230 and they are getting phone calls ENCOURAGING reps to do so!
We need to call and drown out the opposition so we can save a free and open internet!
KOSA and the Stop CSAM act are both extremely high priority
Lawmakers are looking to repeal section 230 and they are getting phone calls ENCOURAGING reps to do so!
We need to call and drown out the opposition so we can save a free and open internet!
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If this is what people need to Fighting Polygon Cream their pants, do what you gotta do I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If this is what people need to Fighting Polygon Cream their pants, do what you gotta do I guess.
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THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
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67 co-sponsors!
Is your senator a co-sponsor of #KOSA (S 1748)?
You can check here and then contact them to say no.
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Is your senator a co-sponsor of #KOSA (S 1748)?
You can check here and then contact them to say no.
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
67 co-sponsors!
Is your senator a co-sponsor of #KOSA (S 1748)?
You can check here and then contact them to say no.
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Is your senator a co-sponsor of #KOSA (S 1748)?
You can check here and then contact them to say no.
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
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Help!! I'm the Artillery Doll's Reload Bitch☆ And She Keeps ♡Fingering♡ Her Ammo Intake Chamber ☆ I can't do my job in these conditions! If Only She Didn't Get So Turned On♡ Every Time She Splattered♡ The Enemy Troops♡ Into A Big Charred Crater♡♡♡
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Help!! I'm the Artillery Doll's Reload Bitch☆ And She Keeps ♡Fingering♡ Her Ammo Intake Chamber ☆ I can't do my job in these conditions! If Only She Didn't Get So Turned On♡ Every Time She Splattered♡ The Enemy Troops♡ Into A Big Charred Crater♡♡♡
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Bluesky banned a left journalist for a Johnny Cash song lyric response to a Johnny Cash article, while it ignores calls to ethnically cleanse queer people from open white supremacists every single day.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Bluesky banned a left journalist for a Johnny Cash song lyric response to a Johnny Cash article, while it ignores calls to ethnically cleanse queer people from open white supremacists every single day.