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Leo
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Proud of my ability to get men in maid outfits, gonna be telling my grandkids of my harassment
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
RAAAAAAAAHHHH
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We're about to see an uptick in people having psychosis, with the amount of "psilocybin" mushroom gummies out here. Its fake psilocybin, and its very addictive, plus its more dangerous. Do yourself a favor and do research before consuming shit.
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Someone, do it again lmao
September 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
September 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
No, I wasn't looking at your tits, I got anxious looking at your eyes and instinctively looked down, while also forgetting you have tits
September 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm gnashing my teeth over a man I have no chance with
May 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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rowlet gives hugs
May 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Actually the best life advice I ever got: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. A half-cleaned room is better than an uncleaned room. Occasionally flossing is better than never flossing. A 10-minute workout is better than no workout. When it’s all you can do to get out of bed, get out of bed.
May 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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the way captain pikachu sits on his tail
May 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Today might be rough, so take this bird cooking tiny pastas.
May 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”

i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
May 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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vent art (2024)
May 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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he’s tired
April 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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ICE is now asserting it's a federal crime for bystanders to request that masked people in plain clothes show identification as they're handcuffing folks and stuffing them into unmarked vans.
April 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
April 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Damn, ya boy really is in a celibacy era
April 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Ughhhhhh why do I do this to myself on work nights 😩
April 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There is nothing quite like waking up ungodly hungover with no coffee
April 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I like how bullfrogs look like hamburgers
March 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM