Lauren Kahle Hernandez
@lolofosho.bsky.social
Mom, Wife, & Respiratory Therapist 🔆
My heebies are fuckin’ jeebied
She/Her 💖
My heebies are fuckin’ jeebied
She/Her 💖
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The cognitive dissonance required to be anti-abortion (“saving” babies) and anti-vaccine, risking children’s lives and health through exposure to vaccine-preventable diseases is staggering.
August 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The cognitive dissonance required to be anti-abortion (“saving” babies) and anti-vaccine, risking children’s lives and health through exposure to vaccine-preventable diseases is staggering.
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A trans person has never threatened me.
But the leather-faced worm-brained science-denying conspiracy nut in charge of America's healthcare is openly threatening to kill and maim tens of thousands of us.
But the leather-faced worm-brained science-denying conspiracy nut in charge of America's healthcare is openly threatening to kill and maim tens of thousands of us.
August 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A trans person has never threatened me.
But the leather-faced worm-brained science-denying conspiracy nut in charge of America's healthcare is openly threatening to kill and maim tens of thousands of us.
But the leather-faced worm-brained science-denying conspiracy nut in charge of America's healthcare is openly threatening to kill and maim tens of thousands of us.
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“When the Executive publicly announces its intent to break the law, and then executes on that promise, it is the Judiciary’s duty to check that lawlessness, not expedite it.”
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
July 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“When the Executive publicly announces its intent to break the law, and then executes on that promise, it is the Judiciary’s duty to check that lawlessness, not expedite it.”
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
My husband is my best friend and I get so excited every day when I remember we get to hangout again
April 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My husband is my best friend and I get so excited every day when I remember we get to hangout again
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See you out there today! And remember, if you see something, say something. If you catch video of any incidents, please email it to report@ourparks.org. Our team, working alongside local law enforcement, has already helped lead to 18 arrests. Stay safe, have fun, and go make some good trouble today!
April 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
See you out there today! And remember, if you see something, say something. If you catch video of any incidents, please email it to report@ourparks.org. Our team, working alongside local law enforcement, has already helped lead to 18 arrests. Stay safe, have fun, and go make some good trouble today!
I wish I had as many legal protections as a swasticar
March 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I wish I had as many legal protections as a swasticar
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Hey just for the record, Free Palestine.
March 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hey just for the record, Free Palestine.
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All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
What the actual fuck, America
March 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What the actual fuck, America
I think a bucket of fried chicken could fix me right now
February 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I think a bucket of fried chicken could fix me right now
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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
They are more qualified cabinets in IKEA than DC right now
February 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They are more qualified cabinets in IKEA than DC right now
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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
And then Jesus said onto the hungry, “my taxes better not have paid for that loaf of bread.”
Amen. 🙏🏻
Amen. 🙏🏻
February 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
And then Jesus said onto the hungry, “my taxes better not have paid for that loaf of bread.”
Amen. 🙏🏻
Amen. 🙏🏻
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just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6
Every time I see @aaronparnas.bsky.social ‘s face pop up on my TikTok FYP
a man from schitt 's creek says he 's feeling this like deep aching sense of dread
ALT: a man from schitt 's creek says he 's feeling this like deep aching sense of dread
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Every time I see @aaronparnas.bsky.social ‘s face pop up on my TikTok FYP
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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The last time we went to war with Canada they came down here and burned down the White House.
February 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The last time we went to war with Canada they came down here and burned down the White House.
Me, to my 5 year old: “Your hair looks really nice today!”
5 year old: “Thank you; would you like some of it?”
5 year old: “Thank you; would you like some of it?”
February 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Me, to my 5 year old: “Your hair looks really nice today!”
5 year old: “Thank you; would you like some of it?”
5 year old: “Thank you; would you like some of it?”
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Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
Nothing turns me into a savage faster than a Costco rotisserie chicken
February 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Nothing turns me into a savage faster than a Costco rotisserie chicken
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉