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We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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ok ok last muppet render for now 🐸
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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How flavored water is made
November 24, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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STAMPEDE!!!
September 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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this 3 act story has something for everyone
August 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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i spend $2700 on food per day. i skip breakfast and lunch and for dinner i eat a taco filled with rare jewels and a preserved tortilla autographed by gerald ford
July 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Every time Pauline does her little vocal riff in DK Bananza, I feel like I’m watching Hannah Montana and we just came back from a commercial break
July 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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What is Xbox? It’s not a console. It’s not a handheld. It’s not Master Chief or Gears O’war. It’s the smell of a new car. It’s the laughter of a child on their seventh birthday. It’s the tender embrace of a lover on a warm June evening. The Xbox is freedom, gentlemen. Pure and simple.
June 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.

Reporter: That’s.. How did you

Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
May 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Your timeline has been blessed by the shrinking Avowed bird. Good fortune will come to you, but only if you reply "goodbye little birdy"
March 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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I really feel like Joe is Hungry has lost the plot on his own scoring system. I just watched him eat some Dominos thing, enjoy it, say the only ding was some weight inconsistency, and then give it a 5.8. Joe!! Your own scale puts that only .8 above a free fall to fast food hell!!
February 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere

BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Follow and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl - Ultimate Edition (Steam) codes courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social (giveaway ends Nov 27 - 6 PM PT. Eligible wolrdwide except Russia/Belarus)

the game is also 20% off at Gamesplanet w/ code STALKER buff.ly/3YL63fd
November 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM