@bliku.net How much of this did I get right? My Lojban is very bad because I just had a several-month Lojban phase in middle school then forgot most of it :/

To be clear, when you say everyone you mean everyone, right? As in all humans should learn a language not currently spoken by any community on Earth, such as Lojban, so that we're all on equal footing? I could get behind this sort of nerdery

to clarify, that was a joke
they say that only because it's rhyming

there totally are separatist struggles though
there's even a musical (yes) documentary about it

essentially there's a faction which wants to hew very close to CLL/BPFK lojban (i.e. Official Lojban), and another which does not

subscibing to /r/languagelearning and setting my flair to 'lojban (n)'

Never ask...

a man, his salary
a woman, her age
a Lojban speaker, what number comes after 41

I would do embarrassing things for a lojban feed

just wait til u learn about lojban

oh, lojban has its own traditionalist vs reforming drama!!

is this anything