To be clear, when you say everyone you mean everyone, right? As in all humans should learn a language not currently spoken by any community on Earth, such as Lojban, so that we're all on equal footing? I could get behind this sort of nerdery

to clarify, that was a joke
they say that only because it's rhyming

there totally are separatist struggles though
there's even a musical (yes) documentary about it

essentially there's a faction which wants to hew very close to CLL/BPFK lojban (i.e. Official Lojban), and another which does not

I would do embarrassing things for a lojban feed

mi se bangu

just wait til u learn about lojban

oh, lojban has its own traditionalist vs reforming drama!!