Ham of the Night Sky
@hamnox.bsky.social
Ace, Poly, autigender. There is a dark misanthropic alter that lives in my head, I'd get rid of him but he's the source of some of my best jokes. I'm looking to get him his own bsky.
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They say 'the reward for doing good work is more work', and 'there are no prizes for meeting basic requirements'. That's not very motivating. Let's change the incentives.
Post a recent thing you did which you could use just that little bit of encouragement or appreciation for! #MundaneWins
Post a recent thing you did which you could use just that little bit of encouragement or appreciation for! #MundaneWins
windows please i have homework
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
windows please i have homework
That is evil genius right there
There is a sustained phishing campaign going on right now designed to steal users' Sendgrid credentials.
I've had a dozen pretty convincing emails this week about failed API requests, exceeding quotas, that kind of thing - but this latest one? Wow... This is social engineering on a whole new level.
I've had a dozen pretty convincing emails this week about failed API requests, exceeding quotas, that kind of thing - but this latest one? Wow... This is social engineering on a whole new level.
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
That is evil genius right there
I am doing such an excellent job at predicting how long tasks will take that it has become *relevant* whether I skive off from schedule. Oh what a problem to have!
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I am doing such an excellent job at predicting how long tasks will take that it has become *relevant* whether I skive off from schedule. Oh what a problem to have!
They say 'the reward for doing good work is more work', and 'there are no prizes for meeting basic requirements'. That's not very motivating. Let's change the incentives.
Post a recent thing you did which you could use just that little bit of encouragement or appreciation for! #MundaneWins
Post a recent thing you did which you could use just that little bit of encouragement or appreciation for! #MundaneWins
January 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
They say 'the reward for doing good work is more work', and 'there are no prizes for meeting basic requirements'. That's not very motivating. Let's change the incentives.
Post a recent thing you did which you could use just that little bit of encouragement or appreciation for! #MundaneWins
Post a recent thing you did which you could use just that little bit of encouragement or appreciation for! #MundaneWins
the local news yesterday very earnestly explained how photos taken with your cellphone may contain information you didn't intend to share with the world
I know objectively this is a very good service they're providing to their audience but I died a little bit inside
I know objectively this is a very good service they're providing to their audience but I died a little bit inside
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the local news yesterday very earnestly explained how photos taken with your cellphone may contain information you didn't intend to share with the world
I know objectively this is a very good service they're providing to their audience but I died a little bit inside
I know objectively this is a very good service they're providing to their audience but I died a little bit inside
SELLOUT! TRAITOR! SHILL!
(like, in all fairness me too)
BUT BE BETTER THAN ME! RESIST THE DARK SIDE!
(like, in all fairness me too)
BUT BE BETTER THAN ME! RESIST THE DARK SIDE!
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
SELLOUT! TRAITOR! SHILL!
(like, in all fairness me too)
BUT BE BETTER THAN ME! RESIST THE DARK SIDE!
(like, in all fairness me too)
BUT BE BETTER THAN ME! RESIST THE DARK SIDE!
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a peer-to-peer system is what we need. ShameTorrent
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
a peer-to-peer system is what we need. ShameTorrent
i love making videos for an audience of 3 contacts of whom none reliably click into the app every day
this feels like when signal added a stories feature for some reason
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
i love making videos for an audience of 3 contacts of whom none reliably click into the app every day
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Thinking about the difference between:
- we can’t prove he did this thing, which is a crime
- we can prove he did this thing, but can’t treat it as a crime
- we can prove he did this thing, which is a crime but shouldn’t be
What does it mean if he shot the guy, but did not commit murder?
- we can’t prove he did this thing, which is a crime
- we can prove he did this thing, but can’t treat it as a crime
- we can prove he did this thing, which is a crime but shouldn’t be
What does it mean if he shot the guy, but did not commit murder?
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Thinking about the difference between:
- we can’t prove he did this thing, which is a crime
- we can prove he did this thing, but can’t treat it as a crime
- we can prove he did this thing, which is a crime but shouldn’t be
What does it mean if he shot the guy, but did not commit murder?
- we can’t prove he did this thing, which is a crime
- we can prove he did this thing, but can’t treat it as a crime
- we can prove he did this thing, which is a crime but shouldn’t be
What does it mean if he shot the guy, but did not commit murder?
okay so, the décime/10minutes is about an incense stick and the hour is an inflated shichen 🤔
im reading about decimal time its so cursed lol.
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
okay so, the décime/10minutes is about an incense stick and the hour is an inflated shichen 🤔
This litany, but applied to 70% of rationalist shibboleths
Why I wish Buddhists had a good anti-Buddhism litany
Seven noble beefs and six anti-excuses
nothingismere.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This litany, but applied to 70% of rationalist shibboleths
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you may not like it but this is what peak agency looks like
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
you may not like it but this is what peak agency looks like
Goblin Tools is a good
By popular request: Goblin Tools has a ko-fi now!
ko-fi.com/goblintools
Goblin Tools isn't at risk but it is getting a bit tighter around the waistline. Serving 2 million people every month is an awesome impact to have, but it does give one cold sweats from time to time :D
ko-fi.com/goblintools
Goblin Tools isn't at risk but it is getting a bit tighter around the waistline. Serving 2 million people every month is an awesome impact to have, but it does give one cold sweats from time to time :D
Support Goblin Tools
Support Goblin Tools
ko-fi.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Goblin Tools is a good
Chisenbop is such a clever counting system, but it turns out that with any significant quantity of items I need one of my hands to mark WHERE I am at in the space of things-to-count or I'll keep losing my place.
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Chisenbop is such a clever counting system, but it turns out that with any significant quantity of items I need one of my hands to mark WHERE I am at in the space of things-to-count or I'll keep losing my place.
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Sometimes I think about how violent, sex negative, and weirdly vanilla dark romance is. I also wish I could explain proper gang/mafia related codes of ethics vs an MMC who is just violent and emotionally abusive. Loving a bad man is different than he’s not bad because I love him.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Sometimes I think about how violent, sex negative, and weirdly vanilla dark romance is. I also wish I could explain proper gang/mafia related codes of ethics vs an MMC who is just violent and emotionally abusive. Loving a bad man is different than he’s not bad because I love him.
HE CANNOT BE KILLED IN A WAY THAT MATTERS
ALL HAIL MUSHROOM JESUS
HE FRUITED FOR YOUR SINS
MAY HIS SPORES BLESS AND KEEP YOU
HE FRUITED FOR YOUR SINS
MAY HIS SPORES BLESS AND KEEP YOU
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
HE CANNOT BE KILLED IN A WAY THAT MATTERS
I, too, could probably get good at art if I spent a subjective age iteratively attempting to recreate thousands of other peoples' creative works and photos.
But I got other shit to do, while the AI does not
But I got other shit to do, while the AI does not
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I, too, could probably get good at art if I spent a subjective age iteratively attempting to recreate thousands of other peoples' creative works and photos.
But I got other shit to do, while the AI does not
But I got other shit to do, while the AI does not
the amount of strife caused in my life by the fact that the ideal temperature to brew tea is far from the ideal temperature to drink it
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the amount of strife caused in my life by the fact that the ideal temperature to brew tea is far from the ideal temperature to drink it
boomerang is frisbee for lonley peopl
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
boomerang is frisbee for lonley peopl
this promethazine cough syrup has NO BUSINESS tasting as tasty as it does
it's taking me actual impulse control to not just drink bottle straight wtf
it's taking me actual impulse control to not just drink bottle straight wtf
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
this promethazine cough syrup has NO BUSINESS tasting as tasty as it does
it's taking me actual impulse control to not just drink bottle straight wtf
it's taking me actual impulse control to not just drink bottle straight wtf
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Woke 3.0 is the most powerful Woke we’ve ever made. It has a 69 megapixel camera, the brand new T4T Ultra chip, and it’s optimized for Woke Intelligence. And it’s available for pre-order later today. We think you’re going to love it.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Woke 3.0 is the most powerful Woke we’ve ever made. It has a 69 megapixel camera, the brand new T4T Ultra chip, and it’s optimized for Woke Intelligence. And it’s available for pre-order later today. We think you’re going to love it.
im sick. negative covid test makes me feel better for all of 15 seconds, emotionally, before my foggy mind puts together that this makes zero difference *physically*. i don't have covid, great. i am still sick.
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
im sick. negative covid test makes me feel better for all of 15 seconds, emotionally, before my foggy mind puts together that this makes zero difference *physically*. i don't have covid, great. i am still sick.
At the dinner table with family was a terrible time to scroll over a strong reminder that I'd left the adult content warnings off.
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
At the dinner table with family was a terrible time to scroll over a strong reminder that I'd left the adult content warnings off.
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A student brought me these eggs. Beauty.
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
A student brought me these eggs. Beauty.