Professor Alopex and Friends!
@fennaixelphox.bsky.social
I'm Phox, and welcome to Jackass. Age 24. I'll probably add more shit later. I do interact with NSFW/kink stuff, so please be 18+. Icon and banner both by me.
Juvenocrat.
Was here when it was invite-only
Juvenocrat.
Was here when it was invite-only
Pooltoy bird furries be like "First I squeak, then I squawk"
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Pooltoy bird furries be like "First I squeak, then I squawk"
New rule for society:
Something can either be sold at a profit XOR it is lifesaving, but it cannot be both
Something can either be sold at a profit XOR it is lifesaving, but it cannot be both
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
New rule for society:
Something can either be sold at a profit XOR it is lifesaving, but it cannot be both
Something can either be sold at a profit XOR it is lifesaving, but it cannot be both
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I'm adding a flavor text system to Caissa's Crusaders, but I'm not quite funny enough to come up with 150+ different piece jokes, so I'm crowdsourcing this to you!
I'll post the list of pieces as well as a form to suggest a flavor text blurb for them. You can make as many submissions as you like.
I'll post the list of pieces as well as a form to suggest a flavor text blurb for them. You can make as many submissions as you like.
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I'm adding a flavor text system to Caissa's Crusaders, but I'm not quite funny enough to come up with 150+ different piece jokes, so I'm crowdsourcing this to you!
I'll post the list of pieces as well as a form to suggest a flavor text blurb for them. You can make as many submissions as you like.
I'll post the list of pieces as well as a form to suggest a flavor text blurb for them. You can make as many submissions as you like.
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Man, actually trying to write posts on here makes it so clear how much this type of posting sucks ass.
No bold, no italic, no fancy colors, no different text sizes, no headers.
Less advanced than some mid 90s email clients, lmao
No bold, no italic, no fancy colors, no different text sizes, no headers.
Less advanced than some mid 90s email clients, lmao
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Man, actually trying to write posts on here makes it so clear how much this type of posting sucks ass.
No bold, no italic, no fancy colors, no different text sizes, no headers.
Less advanced than some mid 90s email clients, lmao
No bold, no italic, no fancy colors, no different text sizes, no headers.
Less advanced than some mid 90s email clients, lmao
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Can’t stand to look at this site anymore, rn
See ya whenever!!
Check out my site!!
tanukicomputing.neocities.org
See ya whenever!!
Check out my site!!
tanukicomputing.neocities.org
Tanuki-Computing — The Tanuki that’s on the computer
Zonelets is a scrappy blogging workflow designed to encourage creative fun on the internet!
tanukicomputing.neocities.org
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Can’t stand to look at this site anymore, rn
See ya whenever!!
Check out my site!!
tanukicomputing.neocities.org
See ya whenever!!
Check out my site!!
tanukicomputing.neocities.org
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Made this account to keep up with some old mutuals.
Won’t really be active here.
Also have a Discord server, you might be able to join if you ask nicely.
Might just dump some of my Tumblr shitposts here, lmao
Go to my site to see me make actually good posts.
Won’t really be active here.
Also have a Discord server, you might be able to join if you ask nicely.
Might just dump some of my Tumblr shitposts here, lmao
Go to my site to see me make actually good posts.
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Made this account to keep up with some old mutuals.
Won’t really be active here.
Also have a Discord server, you might be able to join if you ask nicely.
Might just dump some of my Tumblr shitposts here, lmao
Go to my site to see me make actually good posts.
Won’t really be active here.
Also have a Discord server, you might be able to join if you ask nicely.
Might just dump some of my Tumblr shitposts here, lmao
Go to my site to see me make actually good posts.
I'm adding a flavor text system to Caissa's Crusaders, but I'm not quite funny enough to come up with 150+ different piece jokes, so I'm crowdsourcing this to you!
I'll post the list of pieces as well as a form to suggest a flavor text blurb for them. You can make as many submissions as you like.
I'll post the list of pieces as well as a form to suggest a flavor text blurb for them. You can make as many submissions as you like.
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I'm adding a flavor text system to Caissa's Crusaders, but I'm not quite funny enough to come up with 150+ different piece jokes, so I'm crowdsourcing this to you!
I'll post the list of pieces as well as a form to suggest a flavor text blurb for them. You can make as many submissions as you like.
I'll post the list of pieces as well as a form to suggest a flavor text blurb for them. You can make as many submissions as you like.
Thinking about the Weeping Angel ability to make another Angel from something that bears the image of one. What exactly is the threshold for something "bearing the image" of a Weeping Angel?
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Thinking about the Weeping Angel ability to make another Angel from something that bears the image of one. What exactly is the threshold for something "bearing the image" of a Weeping Angel?
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FNAF/Scott Cawthon should not be supported in any way.
Don't buy/stream his games, give money to the franchise, watch the movies, etc.
He uses his gains FROM FNAF to support harmful legislature and candidates on the right.
Which is bad, yes? Stop supporting him. He deserves nothing.
Don't buy/stream his games, give money to the franchise, watch the movies, etc.
He uses his gains FROM FNAF to support harmful legislature and candidates on the right.
Which is bad, yes? Stop supporting him. He deserves nothing.
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
FNAF/Scott Cawthon should not be supported in any way.
Don't buy/stream his games, give money to the franchise, watch the movies, etc.
He uses his gains FROM FNAF to support harmful legislature and candidates on the right.
Which is bad, yes? Stop supporting him. He deserves nothing.
Don't buy/stream his games, give money to the franchise, watch the movies, etc.
He uses his gains FROM FNAF to support harmful legislature and candidates on the right.
Which is bad, yes? Stop supporting him. He deserves nothing.
Something I don't think I'll be able to unsee:
Why is Cilan the only one of them with weird eyes?
Why is Cilan the only one of them with weird eyes?
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Something I don't think I'll be able to unsee:
Why is Cilan the only one of them with weird eyes?
Why is Cilan the only one of them with weird eyes?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
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Bluesky has finally, quietly posted a position for a one-year remote contract Policy Lead, Trust & Safety position.
Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bluesky has finally, quietly posted a position for a one-year remote contract Policy Lead, Trust & Safety position.
Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
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Dana Terrace does not hold back against Disney…..
holy shit she is rightfully pissed 💀
holy shit she is rightfully pissed 💀
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Dana Terrace does not hold back against Disney…..
holy shit she is rightfully pissed 💀
holy shit she is rightfully pissed 💀
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If you work at a weed store and you show up high, is that an infraction or a product demo
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you work at a weed store and you show up high, is that an infraction or a product demo
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Back in Platinum, I saved my Master Ball for Arceus, thinking that we'd be getting the event areas in Platinum now that they seemed to be supporting the game events more in NA.
Then they just GAVE you Arceus from a delivery guy standing in the PokeMart.
Then they just GAVE you Arceus from a delivery guy standing in the PokeMart.
A local Pokémon trainer has reportedly chosen to save her Master Ball on the off chance she runs into an even ancienter, legendarier Pokémon down the line.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Back in Platinum, I saved my Master Ball for Arceus, thinking that we'd be getting the event areas in Platinum now that they seemed to be supporting the game events more in NA.
Then they just GAVE you Arceus from a delivery guy standing in the PokeMart.
Then they just GAVE you Arceus from a delivery guy standing in the PokeMart.
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Herbert sure likes to start the day with some delicious pancakes for breakfast!
art by @wazplm52.bsky.social
art by @wazplm52.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Herbert sure likes to start the day with some delicious pancakes for breakfast!
art by @wazplm52.bsky.social
art by @wazplm52.bsky.social
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Wanted to draw a seal 😊
August 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Wanted to draw a seal 😊
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Even this big Old Sea Dog needs his rest every once in a while. #pokemon #pokemonfanart #pkmnart #primarina
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Even this big Old Sea Dog needs his rest every once in a while. #pokemon #pokemonfanart #pkmnart #primarina
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were so fucking back guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
were so fucking back guys
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we live in a timeline where tails gets trolled has been acknowledged by the american government
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
we live in a timeline where tails gets trolled has been acknowledged by the american government
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Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
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As age verification laws proliferate around the world, people have predictably turned to VPNs to protect their privacy. Instead of taking this as a sign that surveillance isn't popular, lawmakers have decided they might as well ban VPNs altogether. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They're Doing
Remember when you thought age verification laws couldn't get any worse? Well, lawmakers in Wisconsin, Michigan, and beyond are about to blow you away.It's unfortunately no longer enough to force
www.eff.org
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
As age verification laws proliferate around the world, people have predictably turned to VPNs to protect their privacy. Instead of taking this as a sign that surveillance isn't popular, lawmakers have decided they might as well ban VPNs altogether. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...