Logan Cummins
@logancummins.bsky.social
Ringmaster of the Shit Show at Tri-State Wrestling. Mediocre Stand-Up Comic. Fast Foodie. Boyband Fan. Master of Marrying Up. 1° from Kevin Bacon. Cincinnatiphile.
The fan from Eminem’s song “Stan” except it’s just me sending DMs to @jackharlow.bsky.social about the KFC Menu changes.
August 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The fan from Eminem’s song “Stan” except it’s just me sending DMs to @jackharlow.bsky.social about the KFC Menu changes.
Do y’all know how hard it is to piss of Canadians? “Sorry” is literally their most used word.
Canadians loudly boo during the U.S. National Anthem at WWE in Toronto tonight to show their opposition to Donald Trump and his administration
March 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Do y’all know how hard it is to piss of Canadians? “Sorry” is literally their most used word.
Reposted by Logan Cummins
YES! Chuck, where do you live? Can you call your Senator?
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
YES! Chuck, where do you live? Can you call your Senator?
Reposted by Logan Cummins
We owe Sabrina Carpenter a debt of gratitude for making enormous strides in ending the scourge of people who pronounce it "expresso".
February 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We owe Sabrina Carpenter a debt of gratitude for making enormous strides in ending the scourge of people who pronounce it "expresso".
My mom referred to a Crunchwrap Supreme as “basically a salad” in case you were wondering why I was morbidly obese by age 10.
December 13, 2024 at 5:17 AM
My mom referred to a Crunchwrap Supreme as “basically a salad” in case you were wondering why I was morbidly obese by age 10.
Reposted by Logan Cummins
Ho Ho Hopozao: A Kevin Federline Christmas
December 10, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Ho Ho Hopozao: A Kevin Federline Christmas
Reposted by Logan Cummins
Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."
December 8, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."
Reposted by Logan Cummins
“Holding space” what are you a jar
December 8, 2024 at 9:58 AM
“Holding space” what are you a jar
I need a glow-up like LGA.
December 5, 2024 at 1:14 PM
I need a glow-up like LGA.
Reposted by Logan Cummins
Idea: A Christmas “Jackass” movie where they go through the house and do all the actual stunts from “Home Alone.”
November 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Idea: A Christmas “Jackass” movie where they go through the house and do all the actual stunts from “Home Alone.”
Got to be a passenger princess this week. 10/10. Highly recommend.
November 30, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Got to be a passenger princess this week. 10/10. Highly recommend.
Reposted by Logan Cummins
Told my brother getting a wrinkly dollar bill to work in a vending machine is like blowing on a Nintendo cartridge and his kid looked at me like I was out of my mind.
November 28, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Told my brother getting a wrinkly dollar bill to work in a vending machine is like blowing on a Nintendo cartridge and his kid looked at me like I was out of my mind.
Does anyone know if there are any good sales this week?
November 28, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Does anyone know if there are any good sales this week?
Deviled eggs are not a Thanksgiving dish.
What’s your woke opinion about Thanksgiving that’ll have you like this
November 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Deviled eggs are not a Thanksgiving dish.
Pizza Ranch is basically the love child of Cici’s Pizza and Golden Corral.
November 28, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Pizza Ranch is basically the love child of Cici’s Pizza and Golden Corral.
Reposted by Logan Cummins
Rudy Giuliani whining about not having any money or savings is my favorite Thanksgiving song.
November 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Rudy Giuliani whining about not having any money or savings is my favorite Thanksgiving song.
What’s everyone’s opinion on the most OVERRATED Thanksgiving side dish?
November 26, 2024 at 6:06 PM
What’s everyone’s opinion on the most OVERRATED Thanksgiving side dish?
Choosing to binge a Playlist of all Cast of Glee songs on a road trip this late into the Spotify Wrapped season sure was a bold choice.
November 26, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Choosing to binge a Playlist of all Cast of Glee songs on a road trip this late into the Spotify Wrapped season sure was a bold choice.
If anyone needs a bread bag twist tie my parents have a giant container of about 478 of them.
November 24, 2024 at 1:50 PM
If anyone needs a bread bag twist tie my parents have a giant container of about 478 of them.
You know I keep that thing on me.
November 23, 2024 at 6:17 PM
You know I keep that thing on me.
I look like this and my art looks like that.
November 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I look like this and my art looks like that.
I was with a younger cousin (~10 years old) who insisted on me spilling the tea.
So I told her a dramatic story that just the plot to Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.
So I told her a dramatic story that just the plot to Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.
November 23, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I was with a younger cousin (~10 years old) who insisted on me spilling the tea.
So I told her a dramatic story that just the plot to Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.
So I told her a dramatic story that just the plot to Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.
Reposted by Logan Cummins
Bought the Macho Man Slim Jim holder from a local gas station because I will care for it and protect its legacy more than they will!
November 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Bought the Macho Man Slim Jim holder from a local gas station because I will care for it and protect its legacy more than they will!
God as my witness I will never, ever willingly leave the Facebook groups for communities I used to live in.
I love being in the know even if I haven’t lived there for 15 years.
I love being in the know even if I haven’t lived there for 15 years.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 AM
God as my witness I will never, ever willingly leave the Facebook groups for communities I used to live in.
I love being in the know even if I haven’t lived there for 15 years.
I love being in the know even if I haven’t lived there for 15 years.