Matt Drufke (aka Papa Suburbs) (aka The Ham Daddy)
@ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social
Father, husband, comedian, writer, producer, unwanted DJ at your pool party.
When you are hopelessly crying and screaming into the void, try and do it to the Seinfeld theme
September 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
When you are hopelessly crying and screaming into the void, try and do it to the Seinfeld theme
I will only post here to wish a happy birthday to @aneerbas.bsky.social, one of the best people to ever people. She is so amazing!
August 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I will only post here to wish a happy birthday to @aneerbas.bsky.social, one of the best people to ever people. She is so amazing!
I like that the Cubs are good
July 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I like that the Cubs are good
The only meme saved in my phone
July 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The only meme saved in my phone
Jim Croce Eat World
July 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Jim Croce Eat World
June 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
On this Father’s Day, so grateful for my sons and my wife, who will always remind me that she thinks of me as a total DILF:
Dad
I’d
Like to
Fucking load the dishwasher right one goddamned time
Dad
I’d
Like to
Fucking load the dishwasher right one goddamned time
June 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
On this Father’s Day, so grateful for my sons and my wife, who will always remind me that she thinks of me as a total DILF:
Dad
I’d
Like to
Fucking load the dishwasher right one goddamned time
Dad
I’d
Like to
Fucking load the dishwasher right one goddamned time
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I’m celebrating Father’s Day the way I always do. Screaming obscenities and throwing rocks at the condom factory.
June 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m celebrating Father’s Day the way I always do. Screaming obscenities and throwing rocks at the condom factory.
United Healthcare and Blue Cross Blue Shield are about to list “Civil War” as a pre-existing condition not covered by insurance.
June 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
United Healthcare and Blue Cross Blue Shield are about to list “Civil War” as a pre-existing condition not covered by insurance.
It is crazy how basketball is getting me to respect the state of Indiana more
June 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It is crazy how basketball is getting me to respect the state of Indiana more
My favorite part of the Musk/Trump feud is that pretty much everyone is still calling them “tweets”.
June 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My favorite part of the Musk/Trump feud is that pretty much everyone is still calling them “tweets”.
The new Peppa Pig movie has a song called “Memories” and it is better than anything Diane Warren has ever written.
June 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The new Peppa Pig movie has a song called “Memories” and it is better than anything Diane Warren has ever written.
The hardest thing about parenting is the voice in your said that says you are failing your child and that they will not be successful when they become an adult and that it’s your fault.
The second hardest thing is remembering the names of all the dinosaurs.
The second hardest thing is remembering the names of all the dinosaurs.
June 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The hardest thing about parenting is the voice in your said that says you are failing your child and that they will not be successful when they become an adult and that it’s your fault.
The second hardest thing is remembering the names of all the dinosaurs.
The second hardest thing is remembering the names of all the dinosaurs.
Imagine a person told you they could make your car have better gas mileage. They then took wrenches to the engine and quit with everything in pieces. They thanked you for the chance to work on a car and admit they knew nothing about automotive repair.
In other news, Elon Musk is out at DOGE…
In other news, Elon Musk is out at DOGE…
May 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Imagine a person told you they could make your car have better gas mileage. They then took wrenches to the engine and quit with everything in pieces. They thanked you for the chance to work on a car and admit they knew nothing about automotive repair.
In other news, Elon Musk is out at DOGE…
In other news, Elon Musk is out at DOGE…
My favorite birthday greeting is the Facebook message I get from a comedian I never met asking to share his social media pages.
May 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My favorite birthday greeting is the Facebook message I get from a comedian I never met asking to share his social media pages.
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Y’all it’s @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social’s birthday today. Please make him feel as loved and pretty as he deserves.
May 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Y’all it’s @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social’s birthday today. Please make him feel as loved and pretty as he deserves.
Too broke for therapy. Too poor to roller disco my cares away.
May 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Too broke for therapy. Too poor to roller disco my cares away.
Not to objectify any of you, but I have the hottest followers on this app.
May 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Not to objectify any of you, but I have the hottest followers on this app.
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The force and the farts are strong ❤️
May 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The force and the farts are strong ❤️
My therapist told me that all the praise I give people is just me masking my own insecurities and I literally said, “You are so smart and astute for figuring that out and the way you worded that observation was concise and amazing”
May 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My therapist told me that all the praise I give people is just me masking my own insecurities and I literally said, “You are so smart and astute for figuring that out and the way you worded that observation was concise and amazing”
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May the 2nd be with you.
May 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
May the 2nd be with you.
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April 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Back at the best show in Chicago Wednesday. Use the code MATT430 for $10 tickets.
April 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Back at the best show in Chicago Wednesday. Use the code MATT430 for $10 tickets.
I just want to see Orlando take the lead once this series.
April 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I just want to see Orlando take the lead once this series.
This Trump economy is so bad, the two girls with that one cup video had to add three more girls just to afford it.
April 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This Trump economy is so bad, the two girls with that one cup video had to add three more girls just to afford it.