I'm Mat Elfring
@immatelfring.com
Communications Manager At Oni Press | Podcast person | Human Rights & Working Class advocate | I Was A Comedian. Now I'm Boring. | Wrestling! | My views are my own.
Annoying you every day in May for over a decade.
https://www.patreon.com/c/immatelfring
Annoying you every day in May for over a decade.
https://www.patreon.com/c/immatelfring
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Happy birthday to you.
(This is an evergreen post for when it applies to you)
(This is an evergreen post for when it applies to you)
And that's why we currently have an administration filled with idiots.
I am truly a hero for saying that.
I am truly a hero for saying that.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And that's why we currently have an administration filled with idiots.
I am truly a hero for saying that.
I am truly a hero for saying that.
That was my first time seeing the aurora borealis in person. It was fucking wonderful.
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
That was my first time seeing the aurora borealis in person. It was fucking wonderful.
Making steamed hams in my back yard, then drove 10 miles to farmland to make more steamed hams.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Making steamed hams in my back yard, then drove 10 miles to farmland to make more steamed hams.
I forgot to give my hot take on something everyone else already talked about because I'm on the internet and my opinion matters more than anyone else's...
Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein is AGGRESIVELY Victorian.
Also, it was fantastic. Long live the Dark Universe.
Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein is AGGRESIVELY Victorian.
Also, it was fantastic. Long live the Dark Universe.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I forgot to give my hot take on something everyone else already talked about because I'm on the internet and my opinion matters more than anyone else's...
Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein is AGGRESIVELY Victorian.
Also, it was fantastic. Long live the Dark Universe.
Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein is AGGRESIVELY Victorian.
Also, it was fantastic. Long live the Dark Universe.
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First episode has been dropped! Mat's Bad Prank Call Show has arrived! This week, I prank Knowledge Fight's Jordan Holmes so hard.
Jordan Holmes Gets Pranked So Hard And Wants To Eat At Waffle House
Podcast Episode · I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring · 11/11/2025 · 23m
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November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
First episode has been dropped! Mat's Bad Prank Call Show has arrived! This week, I prank Knowledge Fight's Jordan Holmes so hard.
I feel like I need to say this over and over again: The Murder Drones fandom is the best fandom I've worked alongside in my 15+ years of journalism/marketing/podcasting.
Seriously...
Sorry, indie wrestling fans. The MD crew is better.
Seriously...
Sorry, indie wrestling fans. The MD crew is better.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I feel like I need to say this over and over again: The Murder Drones fandom is the best fandom I've worked alongside in my 15+ years of journalism/marketing/podcasting.
Seriously...
Sorry, indie wrestling fans. The MD crew is better.
Seriously...
Sorry, indie wrestling fans. The MD crew is better.
I'm getting pretty annoyed @kingserpentico.bsky.social doesn't post at least 5 dog pictures a day on Instagram.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm getting pretty annoyed @kingserpentico.bsky.social doesn't post at least 5 dog pictures a day on Instagram.
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The debut episode of I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring debuts tomorrow!
I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring
Improv Podcast · Updated Biweekly · A seasonal comedy podcast featuring character work, bad book reviews, and even worse prank calls as host Mat Elfring spirals into the abyss of bad ideas for podcast...
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November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The debut episode of I Don't Know What To Do With Mat Elfring debuts tomorrow!
Very important story with an impactful, fulfilling ending.
I am more than happy to go on people's podcasts to talk about my very real experiences in the military that are not made up at all.
I am more than happy to go on people's podcasts to talk about my very real experiences in the military that are not made up at all.
Again, because Google AI says I served in the military, that means my entire secret life on the military had been declassified. Here's the story of my first mission.
My Military Story: Mission Jakarta Cowboy Alpha | I'm Mat Elfring
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November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Very important story with an impactful, fulfilling ending.
I am more than happy to go on people's podcasts to talk about my very real experiences in the military that are not made up at all.
I am more than happy to go on people's podcasts to talk about my very real experiences in the military that are not made up at all.
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
We're going to work the system because of Google AI.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We're going to work the system because of Google AI.
Again, because Google AI says I served in the military, that means my entire secret life on the military had been declassified. Here's the story of my first mission.
My Military Story: Mission Jakarta Cowboy Alpha | I'm Mat Elfring
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November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Again, because Google AI says I served in the military, that means my entire secret life on the military had been declassified. Here's the story of my first mission.
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Google AI has outed my military service, so it's time for me to discuss some of it in a series of pieces. This one is cut and dry. More details to come.
It's Time To Talk About My Military Service | I'm Mat Elfring
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November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Google AI has outed my military service, so it's time for me to discuss some of it in a series of pieces. This one is cut and dry. More details to come.
Google AI has outed my military service, so it's time for me to discuss some of it in a series of pieces. This one is cut and dry. More details to come.
It's Time To Talk About My Military Service | I'm Mat Elfring
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November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Google AI has outed my military service, so it's time for me to discuss some of it in a series of pieces. This one is cut and dry. More details to come.
Google AI just popped this up about me.
Umm.... Military service?
I guess the cat is out of the bad... I'm a Super-Soldier in the Intergalactic Council of Earth Force 2077.
Thank me for my service because...
I am truly a hero.
Umm.... Military service?
I guess the cat is out of the bad... I'm a Super-Soldier in the Intergalactic Council of Earth Force 2077.
Thank me for my service because...
I am truly a hero.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Google AI just popped this up about me.
Umm.... Military service?
I guess the cat is out of the bad... I'm a Super-Soldier in the Intergalactic Council of Earth Force 2077.
Thank me for my service because...
I am truly a hero.
Umm.... Military service?
I guess the cat is out of the bad... I'm a Super-Soldier in the Intergalactic Council of Earth Force 2077.
Thank me for my service because...
I am truly a hero.
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Happy to be of service!
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Happy to be of service!
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Be nice to your TSA agents. They’re still working without pay while shuffling thousands of people a day so they can get to their destination.
Unless you’re this one rude lady in Houston that’s really (understandably, tho) grumpy & snaps at people for asking questions about security lines because
Unless you’re this one rude lady in Houston that’s really (understandably, tho) grumpy & snaps at people for asking questions about security lines because
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Be nice to your TSA agents. They’re still working without pay while shuffling thousands of people a day so they can get to their destination.
Unless you’re this one rude lady in Houston that’s really (understandably, tho) grumpy & snaps at people for asking questions about security lines because
Unless you’re this one rude lady in Houston that’s really (understandably, tho) grumpy & snaps at people for asking questions about security lines because
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Folks who make video games! @officialgdc.bsky.social is running the annual State of the Industry survey again. You should take the chance to weigh in!
The survey's gone through a major overhaul this year and your voice will matter even more: gdconf.typeform.com/SOTI26
The survey's gone through a major overhaul this year and your voice will matter even more: gdconf.typeform.com/SOTI26
2026 State of the Game Industry
The gaming industry's most comprehensive annual survey is back, and we're casting a wider net than ever before. Whether you're a developer, executive, investor, marketer, educator, or any other profes...
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November 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Folks who make video games! @officialgdc.bsky.social is running the annual State of the Industry survey again. You should take the chance to weigh in!
The survey's gone through a major overhaul this year and your voice will matter even more: gdconf.typeform.com/SOTI26
The survey's gone through a major overhaul this year and your voice will matter even more: gdconf.typeform.com/SOTI26
What's that store called that sells "high-end soaps" that don't actually clean anything, and each bar of soap is like $50? Everyone that works there is dressed like they're about to see their niece in a local play.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
What's that store called that sells "high-end soaps" that don't actually clean anything, and each bar of soap is like $50? Everyone that works there is dressed like they're about to see their niece in a local play.
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Time’s almost up on the Rick and Morty Everything Comics bundle featuring every title released by Oni Press!
- Rick and Morty Vol. 1 - 12
- Rick and Morty: The Manga Vol. 1 - Get in the Robot, Morty!
- Rick and Morty vs. Cthulhu
- and more! Supports Binc Foundation | https://bit.ly/4nWuG3S
- Rick and Morty Vol. 1 - 12
- Rick and Morty: The Manga Vol. 1 - Get in the Robot, Morty!
- Rick and Morty vs. Cthulhu
- and more! Supports Binc Foundation | https://bit.ly/4nWuG3S
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Time’s almost up on the Rick and Morty Everything Comics bundle featuring every title released by Oni Press!
- Rick and Morty Vol. 1 - 12
- Rick and Morty: The Manga Vol. 1 - Get in the Robot, Morty!
- Rick and Morty vs. Cthulhu
- and more! Supports Binc Foundation | https://bit.ly/4nWuG3S
- Rick and Morty Vol. 1 - 12
- Rick and Morty: The Manga Vol. 1 - Get in the Robot, Morty!
- Rick and Morty vs. Cthulhu
- and more! Supports Binc Foundation | https://bit.ly/4nWuG3S
Hulk Hogan will be replaced by Bart Gunn
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hulk Hogan will be replaced by Bart Gunn
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In the latest instalment of the hellscape that is my life, random clown doesn’t believe that I don’t use AI, so asks Grok AI… but when Grok AI tells them the same thing, they believe it.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
In the latest instalment of the hellscape that is my life, random clown doesn’t believe that I don’t use AI, so asks Grok AI… but when Grok AI tells them the same thing, they believe it.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
As an old-ass millennial, I'm cool with skipping my entire generation for political positions in order to get the next generation in those positions now.
We need people in touch with what's happening in the country, not crotchety old men (Bernie Sanders is an outlier in this case)
We need people in touch with what's happening in the country, not crotchety old men (Bernie Sanders is an outlier in this case)
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
As an old-ass millennial, I'm cool with skipping my entire generation for political positions in order to get the next generation in those positions now.
We need people in touch with what's happening in the country, not crotchety old men (Bernie Sanders is an outlier in this case)
We need people in touch with what's happening in the country, not crotchety old men (Bernie Sanders is an outlier in this case)