John Schreck
shrekjohn.com
John Schreck
@shrekjohn.com
Dog mom. Sleepy boi.
Pinned
Wearing my hospital ID band for weeks after the fact like it’s a Bonnaroo wristband so people know I got money like that.
According to Netanyahu, ‘Free Palestine’ is just today’s version of ‘Heil Hitler’.

But you know what isn’t today’s version of ‘Heil Hitler’?
May 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Netanyahu said “‘Free Palestine’ is just today’s version of “Heil Hitler’”.

Interesting choice of words from the ethno-supremacist fascist war criminal currently exterminating and ethnically cleansing 2 million civilians from Gaza.
May 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
She Was Right About Everything (Redux)
May 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
TFW you cried with Dr. Gabor Mate about the Palestinian genocide but Kushner just offered you an incredible deal on seaside property in Gaza.
May 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If the racetrack is muddy they call it the Sloppy Stakes #kentuckyderby
May 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Did you hear the IDF ordered a drone strike against Churchill Downs?

They heard that Journalism is running the Kentucky Derby.
May 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Reposted by John Schreck
For years conservatives and some liberals complained incessantly about ‘cancel culture’ and the lack of ‘free speech’ on campuses. None of that stuff comes even close to what the right is now doing in power, in terms of the open bullying and pressuring of colleges and censoring of curricula.
Harvard Dismisses Leaders of Center for Middle Eastern Studies | News | The Harvard Crimson
Interim Harvard Dean of Social Science David M. Cutler ’87 dismissed the director of the Center for Middle Eastern Studies, professor of Turkish Studies Cemal Kafadar, and its associate director, Hist...
www.thecrimson.com
March 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Love it when my dog farts audibly and immediately pops his head up off the pillow to stare at me accusatorially.
March 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“This comedy show DOESN'T PLAY BY YOUR RULES”

And it's just twelve cis dudes that all have a bit about identifying as a french fry that jizzes ketchup or some shit.
March 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"The so-called tolerant left"

Buddy, who said I'm tolerant? I’ll tolerate ignorance if someone is open to learning.

I’m wholly intolerant of dipshits who think their media diet of YouTubers sponsored by capitalist fascists makes them intelligent beyond reproach.
March 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They're calling Gavin Newsom the gay Tim Dillon.
March 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
People that see riots and say "why would you do that to your own city?"

Instead, when cities enable private capital to buy up
neighborhoods and displace entire communities to put in carbon copy twee burger joints and hip breweries, you should ask: "why would the city do that to its own people?"
March 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Traffic sucks because why am I literally waiting in line to get to work?
March 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Everyone wants to talk about "Free Luigi" until I try to start a GoFundMe to get him his own Gooigi so he can escape prison by squeezing through the bars.
March 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
big tough guy sure does roll over like a dog
March 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We need to stop letting CEOs work from home. They’re going to be going out. They’re going to get high on Ketamine. They’re going to podcast for 19 hours. They’re going to do a lot of things. They’re not working.
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Kansas City Colonizers #superbowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Reposted by John Schreck
The Homeland Security Department is taking out the biggest Super Bowl ad ever — but DOGE doesn't seem much interested in national security state waste.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/super-bowl...
Super Bowl Crawling With Feds
National security state takes out the biggest super bowl ad ever. Where's DOGE?
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sign up for DraftKings this Super Bowl Sunday using promo code SNAP.

Because after six months using this app, you’re gonna be on food stamps.
February 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
BREAKING: Trump has just been placed on the IR list due to a season-ending combination of TERF Toe and bone spurs.
February 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Live look in at Travis Kelce
February 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We owe Sabrina Carpenter a debt of gratitude for making enormous strides in ending the scourge of people who pronounce it "expresso".
February 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Some comedians are great at riffing, while others prefer not tariff.
February 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The first time I ever fell asleep at school, I was in 6th grade as we read 'To Kill A Mockingbird' aloud as a class.

Ever since, I've gained a reputation for never reading and falling asleep in public.

Get me in that Trump cabinet ASAP.
February 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hang on, did you just say that Elon Musk is staging a coup?

Is that what USAID?
February 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM