John Schreck
shrekjohn.com
John Schreck
@shrekjohn.com
Dog mom. Sleepy boi.
According to Netanyahu, ‘Free Palestine’ is just today’s version of ‘Heil Hitler’.

But you know what isn’t today’s version of ‘Heil Hitler’?
May 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
She Was Right About Everything (Redux)
May 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
TFW you cried with Dr. Gabor Mate about the Palestinian genocide but Kushner just offered you an incredible deal on seaside property in Gaza.
May 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If the racetrack is muddy they call it the Sloppy Stakes #kentuckyderby
May 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
big tough guy sure does roll over like a dog
March 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We need to stop letting CEOs work from home. They’re going to be going out. They’re going to get high on Ketamine. They’re going to podcast for 19 hours. They’re going to do a lot of things. They’re not working.
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Live look in at Travis Kelce
February 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
CEO went crazy on camera 😬😬😬
February 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Can’t believe this movie just ends with a countdown from 15:00.

Not sticking around until 0:00 I’m out of here 🤬
January 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
On this date in 2021
December 9, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Hate on Trump if you must but this is actually a very thoughtful gift.
December 5, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I remember in early COVID lockdown when people banged pots and pans out their windows for the brave healthcare workers like insurance executives and claims adjusters.
December 5, 2024 at 12:38 PM
When you put a straight person in charge of decorating for Pride.
November 30, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Gladiator II SPOILER
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Don’t make me tap the sign
November 26, 2024 at 8:40 PM
They rake in millions of dollars from billionaires for espousing the dumbest opinions you’ve ever heard.

Kinda like comedy podcasters.
November 26, 2024 at 7:47 PM
November 24, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Yes, and where was this smoke when it was needed in 2016?
November 24, 2024 at 3:52 PM
In Soviet Russia, stripper fall in love with you.
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Thought I bought tickets for ‘Here’ (the Forrest Gump sequel) but this was pretty good too.
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
How about fear of being a deadbeat absentee father with the sense of humor of a 12 year old that just learned about memes?
November 20, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Chick-fil-A omitted because it would have 400 electoral votes.
November 20, 2024 at 12:55 PM
When you’re one of those Cincinnati people who order their Skyline cheese coneys incorrectly
November 15, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Drumpf has hired freaking Kevin from The Office as Treasury Secretary 🤬🤬🤬
November 14, 2024 at 3:48 AM
arctic plunge w me?
November 12, 2024 at 3:13 AM