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it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
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every single one of them should spend the rest of their fucking lives looking over their shoulder for the guy who's coming to kidnap them and drag them in front of a tribunal.
January 24, 2026 at 8:04 PM
every single one of them should spend the rest of their fucking lives looking over their shoulder for the guy who's coming to kidnap them and drag them in front of a tribunal.
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McSweeney’s for the win
"When my agent gave me the news, I hugged him so hard he had to catch his breath before saying he couldn’t represent me anymore."
I’m Thrilled to Announce I’ve Been Cast as Stickles the Gender-Policing Elf in HBO Max’s New Harry Potter Series
The rumors are true: I’m overjoyed and not at all ashamed to share that I’ll be joining the HBO Max Harry Potter family as Stickles the Gender-Poli...
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August 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
McSweeney’s for the win
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Makary: "We have a lot of data and it may not necessarily be the traditional 50 year randomized control trial follow up. It's data from families that say their kids have been acting with bad behavior ... and they eliminate the petroleum-based food dyes and the behavior improves. That is data."
July 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Makary: "We have a lot of data and it may not necessarily be the traditional 50 year randomized control trial follow up. It's data from families that say their kids have been acting with bad behavior ... and they eliminate the petroleum-based food dyes and the behavior improves. That is data."
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"Before 2013, no one could be autistic and have ADHD. Back then, the DSM followed the one-drop rule for neurodevelopmental conditions. 'Got a touch of the ’tism? It is settled, then. No hyperactivity of the mind for you!'"
A Strange Little Bird
You’ve Always Been This Way is a column written by Taylor Harris, a late-diagnosed neurodivergent woman and 1980s preschool dropout, who identifies...
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July 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Before 2013, no one could be autistic and have ADHD. Back then, the DSM followed the one-drop rule for neurodevelopmental conditions. 'Got a touch of the ’tism? It is settled, then. No hyperactivity of the mind for you!'"
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These plague-loving woo fucks want IMPORT A GODDAMN AVIAN FLU OSTRICH FLOCK
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/w...
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/w...
May 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
These plague-loving woo fucks want IMPORT A GODDAMN AVIAN FLU OSTRICH FLOCK
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/w...
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/w...
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"From my liberal woke closet, I pull out an outfit that is nefarious and confusing, and promotes my radical belief in the existence of more than two genders: jeans, a compression top, and a floral short-sleeve button-up shirt."
A Day in the Life of a Nonbinary Person, as Imagined by MAGA Republicans
5 a.m.: I wake up at the crack of dawn and shoot myself up with a cocktail of hormones. 7 a.m.: Now that I’m roided up, I log onto Facebook and cyb...
buff.ly
May 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"From my liberal woke closet, I pull out an outfit that is nefarious and confusing, and promotes my radical belief in the existence of more than two genders: jeans, a compression top, and a floral short-sleeve button-up shirt."
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"scammed by an unscrupulous yurt merchant" is a situation that largely ended with Genghis Khan's legal reforms, yet here we are
May 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
"scammed by an unscrupulous yurt merchant" is a situation that largely ended with Genghis Khan's legal reforms, yet here we are
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Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse
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theonion.com/fringe-...
May 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse
theonion.com/fringe-...
theonion.com/fringe-...
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Alas, the new pope is no friend to LGBTQ people.
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Alas, the new pope is no friend to LGBTQ people.
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"You said autistic children are a burden. That they ruin families. That they’ll never pay taxes or write poems. That they are, in essence, collateral damage. I’d like to introduce you to my daughter."
An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
Dear Mr. RFK Jr., (The “dear” is tradition. Don’t mistake it for affection.) You said autistic children are a burden. That they ruin families. That...
buff.ly
May 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"You said autistic children are a burden. That they ruin families. That they’ll never pay taxes or write poems. That they are, in essence, collateral damage. I’d like to introduce you to my daughter."
The targeted ads on my Facebook feed are absolutely amazing
May 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The targeted ads on my Facebook feed are absolutely amazing
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Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
May 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
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Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said
thehardtimes.net/blog/masculi...
thehardtimes.net/blog/masculi...
Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said
Throughout my life, I had always felt completely secure in my masculinity. Then, the unthinkable happened — an alpha male lifestyle influencer on TikTok challenged it by implying people like me weren’...
thehardtimes.net
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said
thehardtimes.net/blog/masculi...
thehardtimes.net/blog/masculi...
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Yesterday, Donald laughed at the idea that the price of baby strollers is going up for the average American.
May 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Yesterday, Donald laughed at the idea that the price of baby strollers is going up for the average American.
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
April 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
rattlecam.org
You can watch a live stream of two rattlesnake dens here. This is an amazing resource for showing how complex rattlesnake behavior can be, and why snakes in general are not the monsters that they're often made out to be.
You can watch a live stream of two rattlesnake dens here. This is an amazing resource for showing how complex rattlesnake behavior can be, and why snakes in general are not the monsters that they're often made out to be.
Project Rattlecam | Explore the Secret LIves of Rattlesnakes | Rattlesnake Cam
Join the collaboration between Project Rattlecam, Cal Poly, and Central Coast Snake Services to study and raise awareness about the importance of rattlesnakes in the ecosystem. Discover our mission...
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April 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
rattlecam.org
You can watch a live stream of two rattlesnake dens here. This is an amazing resource for showing how complex rattlesnake behavior can be, and why snakes in general are not the monsters that they're often made out to be.
You can watch a live stream of two rattlesnake dens here. This is an amazing resource for showing how complex rattlesnake behavior can be, and why snakes in general are not the monsters that they're often made out to be.
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⚰️ The US now ranks 33rd in infant mortality. We just don’t care about our babies (or their moms) outside of talking points.
April 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
⚰️ The US now ranks 33rd in infant mortality. We just don’t care about our babies (or their moms) outside of talking points.
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Hilarious that people still think Elon Musk is Tesla's "most important asset" when his feckless boneheadedness is what has driven the company to verge of bankruptcy. The *less* Musk is associated with Tesla, the better its chance of survival.
fortune.com/article/tesl...
fortune.com/article/tesl...
Tesla bull calls 'code red' saying Musk needs to leave DOGE
Tesla needs its “most important asset”—Musk—back at the company full time, says Wedbush Securities analyst Dan Ives.
fortune.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hilarious that people still think Elon Musk is Tesla's "most important asset" when his feckless boneheadedness is what has driven the company to verge of bankruptcy. The *less* Musk is associated with Tesla, the better its chance of survival.
fortune.com/article/tesl...
fortune.com/article/tesl...
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"Trees are cultural Marxism. Improving Americans' 'mental and physical health' by making cities 'more pleasant places to live'? Nice try, commies."
We’re Eliminating All Urban Tree Plantings Because Trees Are DEI
This year, as cities around the world commemorate Earth Day, we, the Trump administration, will instead be celebrating America—the only part of the...
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April 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Trees are cultural Marxism. Improving Americans' 'mental and physical health' by making cities 'more pleasant places to live'? Nice try, commies."
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The Trump Administration:
"We want to encourage more [white] people to have children. We also want to ensure that the milk they drink kills them."
"We want to encourage more [white] people to have children. We also want to ensure that the milk they drink kills them."
April 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Trump Administration:
"We want to encourage more [white] people to have children. We also want to ensure that the milk they drink kills them."
"We want to encourage more [white] people to have children. We also want to ensure that the milk they drink kills them."