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Software engineer in NZ.
Rewrote Doom in Rust.
Major contributor to ASUS ROG laptop support in Linux kernel.
Fucking windows. I think the most popular pinball software kit is windows only too.
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
1000x this. Fuck yes. The absolute absurdity of the modern versions is like they got stuffed in to puffy jackets with heel lifts and manspreading
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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“We adopted #rustlang for its security and are seeing a 1000x reduction in memory safety vulnerability density ... with Rust changes having a 4x lower rollback rate and spending 25% less time in code review, the safer path is now also the faster one.”

security.googleblog.com/2025/11/rust...
Rust in Android: move fast and fix things
Posted by Jeff Vander Stoep, Android Last year, we wrote about why a memory safety strategy that focuses on vulnerability prevention in ...
security.googleblog.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Windows is an absolute shitfire for developing on. Linux is easier than making toast but I got sick of crap hardware, crap hardware support, and majority of vendors ignoring Linux (I contributed for 6 years). Now I’m on MacOS and doing signed OS apps, containerised, and terminal is easy as.
Can’t see any reason for sw engineers to choose Windows with this weird direction they are doubling down on

So odd because Microsoft has building dev tools in their DNA… their OS doesn’t look like anything a builder who wants OS control could choose

Mac or Linux it is for devs
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The reason the Steam Cube is a cube is because everyone gonna mod that thing in to either the Hellraiser Lament Configuration cube or the Portal companion cube. There are no other logical choices.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Me before ADHD meds kick in
my brain is scrambled i feel like her
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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The US straight up saying that fascism is a foundation of Western civilisation wasn't on my bingo card but OK
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yeah seriously. Back when I was 30 years younger I often preferred to watch my friends play games instead of playing them myself. Same thing as watching a YouTube play through really.
No one has dominion over what games/franchises you choose to be a fan of.

- Plays a game for thousands of hours for years.
- Watches a Let's Play video of the same game.

Both of these can be fans of the same game for their own reasons.

HOW they found appreciation in it is personal—and valid.
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This makes me livid with rage. The person who shot my own cat in the back of the head with a slug gun is really fucking lucky they can’t be found. Trash humans.
Prineville, Oregon residents are calling for the gun license of a local pastor to be revoked, after he shot a blind cat 3 times, then put it in a dumpster.
He said that he shot the cat as he believes that the cat was trying to get into his chicken coupe.
www.onegreenplanet.org/animals/peti...
Petition: Justice for Pumpkin – Revoke Gun License After Cat Shooting
A pastor allegedly shot a cat three times in Oregon. Demand justice, accountability, and a revoked gun license now.
www.onegreenplanet.org
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The big thing about the Valve Steam Machine is it’s releasing with a HUGE library thanks to Linux and Proton
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Return of the Bat Nipple!
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Somewhat ashamed to admit that I saw this at exactly the right moment last night for it to make me lose my shit
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Flushing destructible toilets
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The next time you encounter an unusually polite reply on social media, you might want to check twice.
Researchers surprised that with AI, toxicity is harder to fake than intelligence
New “computational Turing test” reportedly catches AI pretending to be human with 80% accuracy.
arstechnica.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Gym-o-clock. HIIT first up, then core, then deadlift circuit.
The consistency of my body fat has changed it’s weird to experience. Like it’s gone from fairly firm!? To a kind of watery or flimsy jelly feel.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What in the actual fuck is wrong with the people joining ICE
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I really fucking hate these vehicles.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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"While the coalition government is trying to force right wing policies down people’s throats, like Act’s school dinners, they’re being spat out and rejected."

Anne Salmond: A Trumpian accent
newsroom.co.nz/2025/11/08/a...
Anne Salmond: A Trumpian accent
Dame Anne Salmond sees red flags for New Zealand in this Government's Trump-like tendencies to favour entitled elites over ordinary citizens
newsroom.co.nz
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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There's this dumb, very racist narrative that the southern European immigrants post WW2 worked harder and integrated into Australian society, rather than *bad* south Asian and middle eastern immigrants of the current generation. I found this comment on a post about Italian immigrants. #auspol rant
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM