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nicole kidman is an alto
i like that we all stomp a bit to get up a broken escalator
December 22, 2024 at 8:05 AM
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O Holy Night Is Close Encounters and Carol of the Bells is Uncut Gems
December 22, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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On the mid-level atrocity manager www.thenation.com/article/worl...
December 20, 2024 at 12:29 PM
we’re all just totally normal about having two dippers in the night sky ,,,,
December 20, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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Lots of clarity today
December 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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Amazon's $2 TRILLION market cap is built off the backs of Amazon warehouse workers — yet they can barely make ends meet.

It's far past time they share in the wealth their labor creates.

Solidarity with striking Amazon @teamsters.bsky.social!
December 19, 2024 at 4:20 PM
every time a “transponder” is mentioned in a movie or show, i know that it is a made-up term agreed upon by all writers to use when a plane malfunctions in any way.
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.

The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.

The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
December 19, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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The menfolk are now fast asleep leaving me to do all the writing.
December 19, 2024 at 8:41 AM
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Any time you drank too much, there was somewhere in the timeline where you drank the perfect amount, and I think that’s nice.
December 19, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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“Reached by text, Lil Wayne made a sexually explicit overture to a reporter and did not respond to questions.” www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...
How rich musicians billed American taxpayers for luxury hotels, shopping sprees, and million-dollar bonuses
Pop stars took advantage of the SVOG grant, using COVID relief funds for luxury spending. Lil Wayne bought Balenciaga and flew private.
www.businessinsider.com
December 18, 2024 at 6:33 PM
December 19, 2024 at 1:25 AM
sorry but this is me
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December 19, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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December 19, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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🙏
December 19, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I’m gonna kick this guy’s ass .
MrBeast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids for 100 hours for an upcoming video
December 19, 2024 at 12:33 AM
my funniest opinion is that everyone should break up.
December 19, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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*getting bonked on the head with a bowling ball at the video game factory just before the big meeting* “guys, we gotta put Mariah Carey in Fortnite”
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Christmas is a happy time for many but this year please take a moment to remember all the people who’ve died trying to imitate Mr Bean’s turkey-on-head routine from “Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean”
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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I cannot be alone in thinking that the bald eagle already was our national bird so if it wasn’t already official that is absolutely a 5-alarm who gives a shit
December 17, 2024 at 8:08 AM
god i love posting .
December 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
As far as inventions go, I like tap-to-pay a bit more than I like the toothbrush
December 15, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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If you're bored put on "the air that I breathe" by the hollies and tell me what alternative rock song sounds very similar to it
December 15, 2024 at 2:03 AM