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As if there’s any other way to take it in.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
As if there’s any other way to take it in.
We all need a little joy right now and none of that is going to come from brands sending April Fool’s day emails.
April 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We all need a little joy right now and none of that is going to come from brands sending April Fool’s day emails.
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Every Hunger Games book gets blunter about the messages fans keep missing
With every Hunger Games book, Suzanne Collins gets blunter about the messages readers keep missing
She’s always been writing about philosophy and war theory — but now she’s demanding you pay attention
www.polygon.com
March 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Every Hunger Games book gets blunter about the messages fans keep missing
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
The replies here are A+
unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.
March 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The replies here are A+
Tomorrow is pi day. Don’t forget to make cookies with your pie crust scraps and a little sugar!
March 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Tomorrow is pi day. Don’t forget to make cookies with your pie crust scraps and a little sugar!
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SCOOP: Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with President Donald Trump at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a group setting.
People Are Paying Millions to Dine With Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with the president at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a…
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March 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
SCOOP: Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with President Donald Trump at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a group setting.
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NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent.
“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”
@kyivindependent.com
“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”
@kyivindependent.com
Editorial: A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky
It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
In the past several weeks, the U.S. leadership has demonstrate...
kyivindependent.com
February 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent.
“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”
@kyivindependent.com
“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”
@kyivindependent.com
This is just to say
1. I have eaten the plums
2. I found them in the icebox
3. I knew you were saving them for breakfast
4. I asked for forgiveness
5. I quite enjoyed their taste and temperature.
1. I have eaten the plums
2. I found them in the icebox
3. I knew you were saving them for breakfast
4. I asked for forgiveness
5. I quite enjoyed their taste and temperature.
February 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is just to say
1. I have eaten the plums
2. I found them in the icebox
3. I knew you were saving them for breakfast
4. I asked for forgiveness
5. I quite enjoyed their taste and temperature.
1. I have eaten the plums
2. I found them in the icebox
3. I knew you were saving them for breakfast
4. I asked for forgiveness
5. I quite enjoyed their taste and temperature.
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I just lost my job, along with most of my coworkers, due to the illegal grant freeze.
I worked at an organization that
-helped veterans who have lost a limb
-Assisted elderly and disabled people
-Helped hospitals better treat people who have lost limbs
I worked at an organization that
-helped veterans who have lost a limb
-Assisted elderly and disabled people
-Helped hospitals better treat people who have lost limbs
February 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I just lost my job, along with most of my coworkers, due to the illegal grant freeze.
I worked at an organization that
-helped veterans who have lost a limb
-Assisted elderly and disabled people
-Helped hospitals better treat people who have lost limbs
I worked at an organization that
-helped veterans who have lost a limb
-Assisted elderly and disabled people
-Helped hospitals better treat people who have lost limbs
Read my friend’s book! It’s great and so is she.
Everything is awful and I can barely function, but capitalism insists I tell you that my novel, Rabbit and Juliet, is on sale at Harper Collins for $16 and maybe you want to read a book about queer love and beating up sexual predators in public, conspicuously. search.app/Km29Mj48nTKn...
Rabbit & Juliet
*SLJ Best Book of the Year* *Kirkus Best Book of the Year* "Toothsome, smart, and darkly glittering, Rabbit & Juliet is a tour de force and one of my favorite reads of the year." —Brittany Cavallaro, ...
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February 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Read my friend’s book! It’s great and so is she.
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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February 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Ok man, I’ll tell them
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ok man, I’ll tell them
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It's a lot. So find your people and find your inner Tank Girl.
January 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's a lot. So find your people and find your inner Tank Girl.
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My goals for the year include not buying any fast fashion and having a low buy year.
I’m going to have to get really creative to meet one of my other goals: get a porch goose.
I’m going to have to get really creative to meet one of my other goals: get a porch goose.
January 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My goals for the year include not buying any fast fashion and having a low buy year.
I’m going to have to get really creative to meet one of my other goals: get a porch goose.
I’m going to have to get really creative to meet one of my other goals: get a porch goose.
Everything is trash but this shirt exists 😻 (thrifting w @glueandglitter.bsky.social )
January 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Everything is trash but this shirt exists 😻 (thrifting w @glueandglitter.bsky.social )
Aging is telling the dentist that you take otc pain meds for situations like “when your neck decides to punish you for the act of sleeping”. He was very competent as a dentist but that poor youth just nodded and smiled vaguely.
January 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Aging is telling the dentist that you take otc pain meds for situations like “when your neck decides to punish you for the act of sleeping”. He was very competent as a dentist but that poor youth just nodded and smiled vaguely.
I read about 100 books a year and feels like it’s gonna be a 200 book year this time.
January 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I read about 100 books a year and feels like it’s gonna be a 200 book year this time.
Made croissants as a disassociation from the day/surrounding days tactic
January 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Made croissants as a disassociation from the day/surrounding days tactic
Further examples of unexpected Thanksgiving surprises:
*The Year The Meal Was 2.5 Hours Late Because Someone Told Different People Different Times
*The Year It Was Announced That Tom Hanks Was “A Perv”
(I left the room and did not seek clarification)
*The Year The Meal Was 2.5 Hours Late Because Someone Told Different People Different Times
*The Year It Was Announced That Tom Hanks Was “A Perv”
(I left the room and did not seek clarification)
November 15, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Further examples of unexpected Thanksgiving surprises:
*The Year The Meal Was 2.5 Hours Late Because Someone Told Different People Different Times
*The Year It Was Announced That Tom Hanks Was “A Perv”
(I left the room and did not seek clarification)
*The Year The Meal Was 2.5 Hours Late Because Someone Told Different People Different Times
*The Year It Was Announced That Tom Hanks Was “A Perv”
(I left the room and did not seek clarification)
Every year, something non harmful but wildly unexpected happens at extended family Thanksgiving. Wondering about this year’s surprise is a nice mental break from the everything.
Examples:
*The Year With No Napkins At All
*The Year We Cooked On Small Campfires 100 Feet Away From The Working Kitchen
Examples:
*The Year With No Napkins At All
*The Year We Cooked On Small Campfires 100 Feet Away From The Working Kitchen
November 15, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Every year, something non harmful but wildly unexpected happens at extended family Thanksgiving. Wondering about this year’s surprise is a nice mental break from the everything.
Examples:
*The Year With No Napkins At All
*The Year We Cooked On Small Campfires 100 Feet Away From The Working Kitchen
Examples:
*The Year With No Napkins At All
*The Year We Cooked On Small Campfires 100 Feet Away From The Working Kitchen
I’d have been much more interested in cyborg Monday, frankly.
November 28, 2023 at 4:24 PM
I’d have been much more interested in cyborg Monday, frankly.
Thanksgiving day highlights included everyone kind of mad that I didn’t make au gratin potatoes even though no one asked for them and BiL’s mom announcing that Tom Hanks is “a perv”.
November 25, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Thanksgiving day highlights included everyone kind of mad that I didn’t make au gratin potatoes even though no one asked for them and BiL’s mom announcing that Tom Hanks is “a perv”.